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Posted: 6/24/2003 8:37:41 AM EDT
8 solid hours of diversity and sensitivity training. Need I say more??? Gotta get back to the hell that is my day.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 8:46:27 AM EDT
Ok, when you get off work, go home, drink beer, eat steak, clean guns then throw on some porno. That will cure anything you were brainwashed with at work.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 8:54:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 8:56:15 AM EDT
dear....God, the humanity!
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 8:58:25 AM EDT
[peep] [LOL] [LOLabove] [LOL]
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 9:01:41 AM EDT
OH! DON'T even get me started!!! I used to work for AlliedSiganl/Honeywell. Had to go to all of those ridiculous group meetings. Got so sick of hearing those insane little buzz words (change your paridigm - is the one that drives me crazy) I wanted to scream! How many "this is how the Japs do it" movies have you seen yet?. Oh well - guess I'm not a "team" player.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 9:01:50 AM EDT
Now I'm done making fun of you, what kind of stuff did they say???? Come one, I wanna know.... or will that just remind you of the horor you went through [:D]????
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 9:18:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By gus: 8 solid hours of diversity and sensitivity training. Need I say more??? Gotta get back to the hell that is my day.
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You don't seem any more sensitive than before. Weren't you paying attention?
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 9:44:30 AM EDT
Diversity and Sensitivity training........WTF? Did they make you try on a pair of panties or what? What Gives?
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 9:50:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/24/2003 9:51:26 AM EDT by underdog75]
They've been putting these signs that say "what does diversity mean to you?" all over my workplace so i got a fealin that ill be attending the same crap soon...........UNDERDOG Btw, nice cuda AAR................
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Link Posted: 6/24/2003 10:14:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TomJefferson: I took sexual harrisment training one day. When leaving the class I winked at the HR director and thanked her for all the ideas. She was not amused.
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Especially since her name used to be "Steve".
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 10:18:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TomJefferson: I took sexual harrisment training one day. When leaving the class I winked at the HR director and thanked her for all the ideas. She was not amused.
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Not wanting to hijack the thread, but that reminded me of when I was younger and worked at a hospital. They made all employees get CPR training. When the instructor asked, "What should you do when you come accross someone who is apparently unconcious and possibly not breathing, when you are by yourself?" I replied, "Check their wallet for cash." The instructor laughed, everyone else was looking at me like I was evil.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 10:19:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 10:22:49 AM EDT
My God man, 8 hrs! I'd rather spend it getting a root canal!
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 10:23:13 AM EDT
Any hot bitches in the class to stare at?
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 11:20:45 AM EDT
I just started working at a new place. I did temp there so they know me pretty well. One of the bosses was handing me all the paperwork to fill out and was telling me what it was. "This is the workplace violence policy" "Is that something you promote here?" The worst seminar I was ever sent out to was a feel good marathon for Wal-Mart employees. The district managers and store managers were complete asses and I was sure to point out a number of things plus had my whole side of the room laughing the entire time. The ONLY reason I got out of there with my job still ok was the fact that my manager was sitting next to me, carrying on just as much.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 11:28:04 AM EDT
I'll fix you some herbal tea and do some aroma therapy to help calm your nerves. After that, we'll talk about your feelings. I'll be your listener.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 11:30:25 AM EDT
In sexual harrassment class, we got the instructor to admit that anything a man says is wrong?!@@#?
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 11:34:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sukebe:
Originally Posted By gus: 8 solid hours of diversity and sensitivity training. Need I say more??? Gotta get back to the hell that is my day.
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You don't seem any more sensitive than before. Weren't you paying attention?
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LMFAO! [LOL]
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 11:41:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By gus: 8 solid hours of diversity and sensitivity training. Need I say more??? Gotta get back to the hell that is my day.
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KumBaYa Dude
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 12:01:57 PM EDT
thats not so bad. just sit in the back and masturbate.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 12:04:11 PM EDT
Thank god you own a FAL. [;)]
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 12:08:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/24/2003 12:09:22 PM EDT by TexRdnec]
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! man, i could not do that, period, never, i'd shoot myself. you're a braver man than i. well, i MIGHT be able to do it if it meant my job, but it would DEFINITELY include a flask and a HUGE styrofoam cup.
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 12:36:22 PM EDT
I feel like that guy in "A Clockwork Orange" forced to watch all that crap with his eyes propped open. Sensitivity, Diversity, and Sexual Harrassment, combined with Improving People Skills. I feel dirty. I need a shower. FUCK EVERYBODY!!!! There. Now I feel a [i]little[/i] better....
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 12:42:27 PM EDT
My wife crys sexual harrassment every time I don't satisfy her in bed. SGtar15
Link Posted: 6/24/2003 4:18:51 PM EDT
Diversity means having and A2 and A3 in a 20" and 16" along with various other options Sensitivity means listening to everyone ask why you need so many of the same rifle and not tearing their throat out!!
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