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Posted: 6/21/2003 11:31:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:35:38 PM EDT
Wear your chastity belt.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:38:46 PM EDT
Dude, your house is haunted. If you hear voices saying "get out", "get ouuuut" then I would take their advice and leave.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:44:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By coltcarbine: Dude, your house is haunted. If you hear voices saying "get out", "get ouuuut" then I would take their advice and leave.
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[lol] ... I was thinking the same thing, except the walls would be bleeding as well.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:45:05 PM EDT
Maybe the boogy-man turned it on.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:48:48 PM EDT
As Feds use the electrical system as a transmission medium for monitoring devices a side effect can be the triggering of appliances such as t.v.'s, stereos and other devices. Yuo rae on theen ice.
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 12:07:47 AM EDT
Every time I see that upside-down pear shaped alien head, it reminds me of a dump I took in a South Carolina gas station...
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 12:13:31 AM EDT
A cricket woke me up last night. It was between the baseboard heater and the wall. So I picked up a porno mag from under my bed and beat it. The cricket, that is.
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 12:16:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: As Feds use the electrical system as a transmission medium for monitoring devices a side effect can be the triggering of appliances such as t.v.'s, stereos and other devices. Yuo rae on theen ice.
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I'm going to miss him.
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 12:19:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ColonelKlink: Have no fear I will ask them about their ray guns and certain aspects of their technology such as the propulsion and weapon systems of their ship. Maybe they can be refitted to the space shuttle. Wish me luck.
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I'm sure the the aliens will tell you everything you want to know AFTER they shove a great big "hoop-a-jube" up your butt, turn it on, and watch you cartwheel your ass across the county! Good info isn't free ya'know.[BD] And while your at it, ask them why they always put there "crop circles" in a field with an "easy to bend" crop like wheat? If the aliens want to impress someone, flatten some TREES!
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