User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 6/21/2003 11:35:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Wear your chastity belt.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/21/2003 11:38:46 PM EDT
[#2]
Dude, your house is haunted.
If you hear voices saying "get out", "get ouuuut" then I would take their advice and leave. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/21/2003 11:44:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: Dude, your house is haunted. If you hear voices saying "get out", "get ouuuut" then I would take their advice and leave. [lol] ... I was thinking the same thing, except the walls would be bleeding as well. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/21/2003 11:45:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Maybe the boogy-man turned it on.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/21/2003 11:48:48 PM EDT
[#5]
As Feds use the electrical system as a transmission medium for monitoring devices a side effect can be the triggering of appliances such as t.v.'s, stereos and other devices.
Yuo rae on theen ice. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/22/2003 12:07:47 AM EDT
[#6]
Every time I see that upside-down pear shaped alien head, it reminds me of a dump I took in a South Carolina gas station...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/22/2003 12:13:31 AM EDT
[#7]
A cricket woke me up last night. It was between the baseboard heater and the wall. So I picked up a porno mag from under my bed and beat it.
The cricket, that is. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/22/2003 12:16:46 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: As Feds use the electrical system as a transmission medium for monitoring devices a side effect can be the triggering of appliances such as t.v.'s, stereos and other devices. Yuo rae on theen ice. I'm going to miss him. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/22/2003 12:19:09 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: Have no fear I will ask them about their ray guns and certain aspects of their technology such as the propulsion and weapon systems of their ship. Maybe they can be refitted to the space shuttle. Wish me luck. I'm sure the the aliens will tell you everything you want to know AFTER they shove a great big "hoop-a-jube" up your butt, turn it on, and watch you cartwheel your ass across the county! Good info isn't free ya'know.[BD] And while your at it, ask them why they always put there "crop circles" in a field with an "easy to bend" crop like wheat? If the aliens want to impress someone, flatten some TREES! |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
.jpg)
