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Posted: 6/19/2003 12:56:37 AM EDT
Ok, next time I read this, I will make sure to be dressed out in Nomex, so feel free to flame away and slam me, I know I sure did! Ok, my ex gf and I quit seeing each other about 2 months ago, and I now have a new woman. We had fooled around previously, but tonight was the first night I tried to actually knock it out. Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early. Probably doesn't help any that she really knows what she's doing, and has damn near a perfect body to go with it, for sure the hottest girl I've ever dated. I would like some honest opinions on this, is it normal to be a looser (yes, I was a total looser) after going w/o for over 2 months? And yes, I'm sure all of you will be over to help her out later [stick]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:01:40 AM EDT
Don't sweat it man! Is she into you? Chics that are keepers understand the male sex drive and know that after a period of not getting any we can have a hairy trigger. Next time peel one off before she comes over!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:04:03 AM EDT
OR maybe spend a significant amount of time seeing to her, first - waitamintue what am I saying? /goes back to dragging knuckles on the ground...
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:11:55 AM EDT
Yeah, I don't really think it will be a problem. I told her that I just need to get back to where I once was, and she said that she'd be more than willing to help. Plus she said she's horny 24/7 and I can get it anytime I want, so hopefully it won't take me too long to get back into the swing of things. Good point rayra, I didn't really do that tonight, but for the past 3 times or so we've seen each other, that portion has been taken care of.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:20:11 AM EDT
Next time peel one off before she comes over!
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[ROFL2] That always works!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:23:08 AM EDT
That 24/7 thing she mentioned? It's cured with wedding cake.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:29:21 AM EDT
Just don't get the beans over the frank!!! [sex]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:10:51 AM EDT
two pump chump
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:51:24 AM EDT
Didn't you see "Something about Mary". If your anticipating "rain after a drought", you better spill some baby batter before she comes over.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 3:02:26 AM EDT
Are you trying to say that you went two months without taking things into your own hands?[bs2] Hell man you should be well practiced and ready to roll. Screw baseball try thinking about guns.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 3:11:13 AM EDT
There always is Yohimbi. It will make a porn star out of a man that has been dead for 3 weeks. Yohimbi helps if you have problems standing at attention, but if you don't have "problems", you bounce right back! Watch out with this stuff you don't want to write a check your butt ( or heart ) can't cover and pop a gasket. I hear turning blue and dieing is a big turn off for chicks. No go knock the bottom out of it.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 3:46:42 AM EDT
Old Navajo saying: "...unnghh, Yohimbi...big BOHICA!"
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:13:30 AM EDT
Yohimbe is awesome.
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Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:21:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 4:22:44 AM EDT by ARK15]
Originally Posted By Pangea: That 24/7 thing she mentioned? It's cured with wedding cake.
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[LOLabove] AMEN!!!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:22:51 AM EDT
Eat it 'till she squirms, then finish off with the 1-2 pump... You'll both be done at the same time... Oh, and be sure NOT to marry her. The fun ends the day after the wedding...
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:25:26 AM EDT
[:X*]
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Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:02:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless: [url]http://www.wic.org/pic/jreno.gif[/url] That should help
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I'm for free speech and all, but damn Aimless, you aughta be banned for that one! [;)] [lol] well, never had that problem JoshD, I have gone for quite sometime w/o "ending" things on my end and just plain stopped out of exhaustion. That was the first time out the gate in >1yr [shock]... things are back to 'normal' now. [:)] Practice practice practice... sounds like she's willin' to help [;)]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:12:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 5:14:57 AM EDT by ScottG]
I agree with dragracer....oral is the way to go and you don't have to worry about the minute man and as Ed has said exercise. This will make up for a lot of your shortcomings. (pun intended)
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:16:30 AM EDT
[size=5] WHERE ARE THE PICS OF HER? [/size=5]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:18:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:32:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum: Very simple. She does you. You do her. Y'all do each other. Rinse and repeat.
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Meat and potatoes kind of girl huh?
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:35:00 AM EDT
What works for me (and the missus) is plenty of oral prior to actual. She gets all worked up and usually finishes first....then it's "go time". I could be a 2 pump chum or go for the hour of power. Pace yourself and all will be well in your bedroom. If you still lack the stamina, what is stopping you from round 2? Rock her world on the second go around. [naughty]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 10:42:58 AM EDT
Thanks for all the replies. I was expecting to get hammered a lot worse, cuz I was laughing my ass off and dissing myself after it happened. Compared to the previous time a couple months ago, it was the equivalent of shooting 100 straight in trap, then hitting 13 of out 100 the next round. To Mr. Avila, no, I'm not a fatboy, rather 6'0" 167 and in pretty good shape. As far as the second go around, yeah I did that. It was quite better the 2nd time. Like I said, probably just need practice. As far as Reno, if I imagined her, my new nickname would be LD with the L part standing for LIMP [puke]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:29:48 PM EDT
For real, It's like getting your ferrari back after a couple years in the shop, The shifting at first won't be smooth till you remember how to drive it. lke they say in baseball and guitar, practice practice practice.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:35:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BenDover: Yohimbe is awesome.
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what are you guys talking about.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:37:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 12:52:46 PM EDT by Boomholzer]
relax, in a few years you'll be bored. In the mean time, lots n lots of poonie eating before hand. I think pre-poonie eating makes the penile enduced orgasms longer (for the woman). If you can go another round, and get her to repeatidly climax before you do: I dont know what your worried about.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:38:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Originally Posted By BenDover: Yohimbe is awesome.
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what are you guys talking about.
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google it for more info - it's powerful, natural, and it could potentially kill you... so of course it's from africa.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:45:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JoshD: Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early.
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Great sex is about more than just the timing of the man's ejaculation. Good grief! TT [coffee]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:16:24 PM EDT
i agree
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:47:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TitaniumT:
Originally Posted By JoshD: Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early.
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Great sex is about more than just the timing of the man's ejaculation. Good grief! TT [coffee]
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Like all of the great conversation!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:41:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:46:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By QCMGR:
Originally Posted By TitaniumT:
Originally Posted By JoshD: Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early.
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Great sex is about more than just the timing of the man's ejaculation. Good grief! TT [coffee]
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Like all of the great conversation!
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I bet you're married!!! [rofl] TT [wave]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:56:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JoshD: I would like some honest opinions on this, is it normal to be a looser (yes, I was a total looser) after going w/o for over 2 months? And yes, I'm sure all of you will be over to help her out later [stick]
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I hope that you meant loser. 'Cuz if you meant looser, you have been spending too much time at the meat market!!![shock]
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 5:47:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/20/2003 5:53:19 AM EDT by sgtstinger]
Yohimbe + Viagra = ??? [banana] [sex] [whacko]
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 6:11:03 AM EDT
Just think about your 401K or your unsecured credit debt. That usually works for me.
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