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Posted: 6/19/2003 12:56:37 AM EDT

Ok, next time I read this, I will make sure to be dressed out in Nomex, so feel free to flame away and slam me, I know I sure did!

Ok, my ex gf and I quit seeing each other about 2 months ago, and I now have a new woman. We had fooled around previously, but tonight was the first night I tried to actually knock it out. Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early. Probably doesn't help any that she really knows what she's doing, and has damn near a perfect body to go with it, for sure the hottest girl I've ever dated.

I would like some honest opinions on this, is it normal to be a looser (yes, I was a total looser) after going w/o for over 2 months? And yes, I'm sure all of you will be over to help her out later [stick]

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:01:40 AM EDT

[#1]

Don't sweat it man! Is she into you? Chics that are keepers understand the male sex drive and know that after a period of not getting any we can have a hairy trigger. Next time peel one off before she comes over!

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:04:03 AM EDT

[#2]

OR maybe spend a significant amount of time seeing to her, first - waitamintue what am I saying? /goes back to dragging knuckles on the ground...

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:11:55 AM EDT

[#3]

Yeah, I don't really think it will be a problem. I told her that I just need to get back to where I once was, and she said that she'd be more than willing to help. Plus she said she's horny 24/7 and I can get it anytime I want, so hopefully it won't take me too long to get back into the swing of things.

Good point rayra, I didn't really do that tonight, but for the past 3 times or so we've seen each other, that portion has been taken care of.

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:20:11 AM EDT

[#4]

Next time peel one off before she comes over!

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[ROFL2]

That always works!

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:23:08 AM EDT

[#5]

That 24/7 thing she mentioned? It's cured with wedding cake.

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:29:21 AM EDT

[#6]

Just don't get the beans over the frank!!! [sex]

Posted: 6/19/2003 2:10:51 AM EDT

[#7]

two pump chump

Posted: 6/19/2003 2:51:24 AM EDT

[#8]

Didn't you see "Something about Mary".
If your anticipating "rain after a drought", you better spill some baby batter before she comes over.

Posted: 6/19/2003 3:02:26 AM EDT

[#9]

Are you trying to say that you went two months without taking things into your own hands?[bs2] Hell man you should be well practiced and ready to roll. Screw baseball try thinking about guns.

Posted: 6/19/2003 3:11:13 AM EDT

[#10]

There always is Yohimbi. It will make a porn star out of a man that has been dead for 3 weeks. Yohimbi helps if you have problems standing at attention, but if you don't have "problems", you bounce right back! Watch out with this stuff you don't want to write a check your butt ( or heart ) can't cover and pop a gasket. I hear turning blue and dieing is a big turn off for chicks.

No go knock the bottom out of it.

Posted: 6/19/2003 3:46:42 AM EDT

[#11]

Old Navajo saying:
"...unnghh, Yohimbi...big BOHICA!"

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:13:30 AM EDT

[#12]

Yohimbe is awesome.

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:16:03 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
That 24/7 thing she mentioned? It's cured with wedding cake.

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Ain't that the truth....

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:21:14 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
That 24/7 thing she mentioned? It's cured with wedding cake.

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[LOLabove]

AMEN!!!

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:22:51 AM EDT

[#15]

Eat it 'till she squirms, then finish off with the 1-2 pump...
You'll both be done at the same time...

Oh, and be sure NOT to marry her. The fun ends the day after the wedding...

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:25:26 AM EDT

[#16]

[:X*]

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:31:47 AM EDT

[#17]

You said you "felt like a fatboy running a marathon",but are you a "fatboy" is a more pertinent question.

No offense meant,I am just trying to make a point.And that point is:Get in shape!

You can be overweight or underweight,and still be "unfit".

The best "medicine" for your problem is to get your cardiovascular system in top shape,so your circulation can give you the high octane you need for an enjoyable experience.

Don't forget that your brain is probably just as important -if not more important- than your physical condition!

Do not put any preassure on yourself,clear your mind and relax![:)]

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:39:35 AM EDT

[#18]

[img]http://www.wic.org/pic/jreno.gif[/img]

That should help

Posted: 6/19/2003 4:42:09 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Oh, and be sure NOT to marry her. The fun ends the day after the wedding...

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Not here, I've been married for 5 years.
The fun still goes on.

JoshD
Didn't you see the movie "Something about Marry"?
Just don't let here see the moose.

Posted: 6/19/2003 5:02:30 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
[url]http://www.wic.org/pic/jreno.gif[/url]

That should help

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I'm for free speech and all, but damn Aimless, you aughta be banned for that one! [;)] [lol]

well, never had that problem JoshD, I have gone for quite sometime w/o "ending" things on my end and just plain stopped out of exhaustion. That was the first time out the gate in >1yr [shock]... things are back to 'normal' now. [:)]

Practice practice practice... sounds like she's willin' to help [;)]

Posted: 6/19/2003 5:12:43 AM EDT

[#21]

I agree with dragracer....oral is the way to go and you don't have to worry about the minute man and as Ed has said exercise. This will make up for a lot of your shortcomings. (pun intended)

Posted: 6/19/2003 5:16:30 AM EDT

[#22]

[size=5] WHERE ARE THE PICS OF HER? [/size=5]

Posted: 6/19/2003 5:18:25 AM EDT

[#23]

Very simple.

She does you.
You do her.
Y'all do each other.

Rinse and repeat.

Posted: 6/19/2003 5:32:43 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Very simple.

She does you.
You do her.
Y'all do each other.

Rinse and repeat.

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Meat and potatoes kind of girl huh?

Posted: 6/19/2003 5:35:00 AM EDT

[#25]

What works for me (and the missus) is plenty of oral prior to actual. She gets all worked up and usually finishes first....then it's "go time". I could be a 2 pump chum or go for the hour of power. Pace yourself and all will be well in your bedroom.

If you still lack the stamina, what is stopping you from round 2? Rock her world on the second go around. [naughty]

Posted: 6/19/2003 10:42:58 AM EDT

[#26]

Thanks for all the replies. I was expecting to get hammered a lot worse, cuz I was laughing my ass off and dissing myself after it happened. Compared to the previous time a couple months ago, it was the equivalent of shooting 100 straight in trap, then hitting 13 of out 100 the next round.

To Mr. Avila, no, I'm not a fatboy, rather 6'0" 167 and in pretty good shape.

As far as the second go around, yeah I did that. It was quite better the 2nd time. Like I said, probably just need practice.

As far as Reno, if I imagined her, my new nickname would be LD with the L part standing for LIMP [puke]

Posted: 6/19/2003 12:29:48 PM EDT

[#27]

For real,
It's like getting your ferrari back after a couple years in the shop,

The shifting at first won't be smooth till you remember how to drive it.

lke they say in baseball and guitar, practice practice practice.

Posted: 6/19/2003 12:35:25 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Yohimbe is awesome.

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what are you guys talking about.

Posted: 6/19/2003 12:37:52 PM EDT

[#29]

relax, in a few years you'll be bored.

In the mean time, lots n lots of poonie eating before hand. I think pre-poonie eating makes the penile enduced orgasms longer (for the woman).

If you can go another round, and get her to repeatidly climax before you do: I dont know what your worried about.

Posted: 6/19/2003 12:38:13 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yohimbe is awesome.

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what are you guys talking about.

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google it for more info - it's powerful, natural, and it could potentially kill you... so of course it's from africa.

Posted: 6/19/2003 12:45:46 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early.

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Great sex is about more than just the timing of the man's ejaculation. Good grief!

TT [coffee]

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:16:24 PM EDT

[#32]

i agree

Posted: 6/19/2003 1:47:20 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early.

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Great sex is about more than just the timing of the man's ejaculation. Good grief!

TT [coffee]

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Like all of the great conversation!

Posted: 6/19/2003 2:41:49 PM EDT

[#34]

Going fast the first time isn't anything to worry about. The third time in the same night is.

Damn Josh, I don't think I would have shared that with these guys.

Posted: 6/19/2003 2:46:07 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, I guess after not getting any for 2+ months, I was like a fatboy running a marathon. Ended pretty early.

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Great sex is about more than just the timing of the man's ejaculation. Good grief!

TT [coffee]

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Like all of the great conversation!

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I bet you're married!!! [rofl]

TT [wave]

Posted: 6/19/2003 2:56:04 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

I would like some honest opinions on this, is it normal to be a looser (yes, I was a total looser) after going w/o for over 2 months? And yes, I'm sure all of you will be over to help her out later [stick]

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I hope that you meant loser.
'Cuz if you meant looser, you have been spending too much time at the meat market!!![shock]