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Posted: 6/18/2003 9:26:45 PM EDT
I get back in from the woods after a morning of squirrel hunting back at the ancestral homestead and mom is going through the mail that had just arrived. I hear her say, "Hmm, I got something from PETA!" Dad tells mom to send the envelope back to them without postage as a form of protest and then I say "Just give me the envelope, I'll take care of it." I stuffed a squirrel tail in the envelope and mailed it when I got back to my pad in the city. I hope whoever opens that envelope is a true-blue hard core bunny hugger...
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:29:45 PM EDT
CLASSIC!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:30:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:30:49 PM EDT
Haha, good thinking.
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:32:17 PM EDT
Sicko! LMAO!!!
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:40:29 PM EDT
Childish? No.. Creative and funny as hell? Yes, sir! lol...
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:46:57 PM EDT
HEY!! What have you got against People Eating Tasty Animals???
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:33:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 6:33:27 AM EDT by neilfj]
Originally Posted By polarisfan: HEY!! What have you got against People Eating Tasty Animals???
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Nothing. He sent the inedible part to show them he finished the good stuff!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:38:06 AM EDT
Cool. I try to do something childish everyday!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:39:40 AM EDT
[lol]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:40:26 AM EDT
Great work.. BTW, still got that return-address? Maybe we can ALL send something in [;)]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:41:27 AM EDT
Careful.... Lawsuits. BioHazards US Mail etc.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:42:17 AM EDT
lmao!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:45:01 AM EDT
[hail2]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:45:05 AM EDT
This could become a trend, nay, a movement!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:05:54 AM EDT
Thats some funny ass sh... I mean mess right there. But since I HATE squirrels, I would be charged with a hate crime. Friggin Squiggers. PETA (Penis Enters Through Ass)
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:12:53 AM EDT
It is my understanding that if you tape the business reply envelope to a box of bricks, the recipient will have to pay the postage...
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:16:22 AM EDT
that used to be true, but usps regulations have changed TXL
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:32:03 AM EDT
Hope that squirrel didn't have Bubonic Plague. [}:D]
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Link Posted: 6/19/2003 8:27:58 AM EDT
I Love it[:D]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 8:38:32 AM EDT
Childish... ...but I like it [:D]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 8:39:23 AM EDT
Aimless: Grey and Fox squirrel season here is open from the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend until Jan 15th. I usually don't get out until the mulberry trees are fruiting--gives the squirrels time to wean off the late litters (I HATE shooting lactating mama squirrels). Cincinnatus: I've sent squirrel tails in the mail before, to Mepps (the fishing lure manufacturer), so I'm fairly sure that I didn't break any laws. It'll be just my luck that this kind of ops now falls under some kind of terrorism law... Andreuha: If you would like to make a donation to PETA, the addy is PO Box 96684 Washington, DC 20077-7538
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:04:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By llanero: Andreuha: If you would like to make a donation to PETA, the addy is PO Box 96684 Washington, DC 20077-7538
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COOL! thanks :) Ill make sure to send them something extra 'special' [devil][;)] Too bad I've gotta save this one for september when the season opens up over here.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:14:50 PM EDT
And while we're on the subject of PETA..... don't forget to request a catalog or five from them. All those printing costs and postage add up. [url]http://www.petamall.com/print.html[/url]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:19:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 1:31:44 PM EDT by Andreuha]
Sweet! EDIT: OK, 200 catalogs for me to discard on my way out of the PO and 100 more for the DU.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:40:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 1:41:31 PM EDT by CR_OPSO]
Originally Posted By llanero: Aimless: Grey and Fox squirrel season here is open from the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend until Jan 15th.
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Wow! We only get about 4 months here (and 2 of those are during deer season). Of course it's really too hot (here) to hunt them before October anyway. CR Edited to add: LMAO about your "childish" act. Shame on you! (and thanks for the idea)
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 1:56:51 PM EDT
Childish? No, this is childish: [b]Hey PITA.....[nana][/b]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:05:26 PM EDT
I've sent squirrel tails in the mail before
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Havent we all? [bd] way to go man!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:24:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By samsi: Cool. I try to do something childish everyday!
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Words to live by!
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