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Posted: 6/16/2003 5:18:22 PM EDT
A side from Jesus and the words he spoke and any other religious figure's what do you think were the most important words of all time. As for me I dont know yet.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:19:46 PM EDT
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"Hold my beer, and watch THIS!"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:24:27 PM EDT
how about a little document that starts out as "We the People....."
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:24:42 PM EDT
"Nuts!"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:25:10 PM EDT
Molon Labe
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:26:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Josey_Wales: Molon Labe
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That's pretty good.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:27:16 PM EDT
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" -- Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:27:36 PM EDT
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees!!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:27:55 PM EDT
"i'd hit it"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:30:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LotBoy: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" -- Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky
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Man thats not even funny.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:32:37 PM EDT
"When in doubt, just whip it out" -Ted Nugent
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:35:35 PM EDT
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself".
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:36:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By melo: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself".
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Thats a good one too.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:38:56 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.fungrams.com/network/wassup.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.tinet.ie/~ojk/tt/brian/wassup.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:41:37 PM EDT
Out of my cold, dead hands.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:41:37 PM EDT
It's mind over matter... if you don't mind, it don't matter.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:42:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ark-and-spark:
Originally Posted By LotBoy: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" -- Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky
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Man thats not even funny.
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How about this one? "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" -- Bill Clinton's Grand Jury Testimony
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:43:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ark-and-spark:
Originally Posted By LotBoy: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" -- Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky
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Man thats not even funny.
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You're right. It's fucking hilarious [ROFL] As for the most important: "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid." GOA Eisenhower. Or... "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:02:37 PM EDT
"Allahu Akbar!"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:18:08 PM EDT
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
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Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:23:07 PM EDT
"The British are coming. The British are coming." Those words changed the world, so to speak.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:26:03 PM EDT
damn you raven, beat me to it..................
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:26:38 PM EDT
"Awww, shit!"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:48:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2003 6:55:55 PM EDT by 95thFoot]
Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin: "The British are coming. The British are coming." Those words changed the world, so to speak.
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Unfortunately, they are not the words that changed the world. In reality, what Paul Revere cried out to his fellow rebels, as he rode through the towns of Middlesex County, Massachusetts, in the early morning of April 19, 1775, was: [b]"The Regulars are out! Turn out- the Regulars are out!"[/b] The "Regulars" referred to the regular army, the Redcoats, the British Army, which was [i]their[/i] army, too, just as it was King George the Third's. Few people in April 1775 wanted to make America completely independent, esp. Paul Revere. Mostly, he and his compatriots just wanted the British government to leave them alone, so that they could enjoy their rights as free Englishmen, again, without the heavy hand of Parliament regulating and taxing the colonies. (Or so they thought- "If only the King knew", as they so often say in revolutions....in reality, George III was behind the whole thing....) Of course, later, after Bunker Hill, it was too late to convince anybody that America could go back to the way it had been, as a part of the British Empire... The words "The Regulars are out" were changed by later writers to "The British are coming!" to emphasize the differences between England and America, as if to say that the rebellious colonists all wanted to break away totally from the mother country from the get-go. T'wasn't so.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:51:46 PM EDT
"Plane? What plane?"- Self-absorbed resident of Hiroshima, morning of Aug 6th, 1945.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:55:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98: "Awww, shit!"
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Last two words on something like 80% of all flight recorders recovered from crash scenes; 15% are "oh, f**k!", 5% are conversationus interruptus "Bob, hand me that-" Cduarte, I think you're on the right track, but I think the more important document started out as "When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary..." That's when the Founding Fathers REALLY put it on the line; there was no backing down after telling King George to get bent. The Declaration is the single greatest summary of what the human condition SHOULD be.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:00:06 PM EDT
"i got who pregnant?"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:03:06 PM EDT
Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:04:15 PM EDT
"Where's the Beef?" DrMark
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:04:47 PM EDT
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I vote for "AWOB"!
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 8:25:20 PM EDT
On the evil side of the world, I'm pretty sure everyone knows this one: "Zeig Heil!" Not sure of the spelling. But that man has to be the most twisted F@#K the world has ever seen. Fly Navy
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 8:48:41 PM EDT
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." "I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler." General George S. Patton ED
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 8:55:52 PM EDT
Personally it was: "I'm pregnant!" On the grand scale of things I would have to say one of the famous verses from the Bible. Not a real religious person but I like the Psalms 23.1 through 23.6.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 9:02:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2003 9:03:20 PM EDT by ColonelKlink]
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Centuries ago words were written to be a call and a spur to the faithful servants of Truth and Justice: "Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valour, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar. As the Will of God is in Heaven, even so let it be."
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Sir Winston churchill And here's another, by the same:
Mr. President, I have been informed by Mr. David Bruce that it is your intention to sign a Bill conferring upon me Honorary Citizenship of the United States. I have received many kindnesses from the United States of America, but the honour which you now accord me is without parallel. I accept it with deep gratitude and affection. I am also most sensible of the warm-hearted action of the individual States who accorded me the great compliment of their own honorary citizenships as a prelude to this Act of Congress. It is a remarkable comment on our affairs that the former Prime Minister of a great sovereign state should thus be received as an honorary citizen of another. I say "great sovereign state" with design and emphasis, for I reject the view that Britain and the Commonwealth should now be relegated to a tame and minor role in the world. Our past is the key to our future, which I firmly trust and believe will be no less fertile and glorious. Let no man underrate our energies, our potentialities and our abiding power for good. I am, as you know, half American by blood, and the story of my association with that mighty and benevolent nation goes back nearly ninety years to the day of my Father's marriage. In this century of storm and tragedy I contemplate with high satisfaction the constant factor of the interwoven and upward progress of our peoples. Our comradeship and our brotherhood in war were unexampled. We stood together, and because of that fact the free world now stands. Nor has our partnership any exclusive nature: the Atlantic community is a dream that can well be fulfilled to the detriment of none and to the enduring benefit and honour of the great democracies. Mr. President, your action illuminates the theme of unity of the English-speaking peoples, to which I have devoted a large part of my life. I would ask you to accept yourself, and to convey to both Houses of Congress, and through them to the American people, my solemn and heartfelt thanks for this unique distinction, which will always be proudly remembered by my descendants.
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Link Posted: 6/16/2003 9:19:21 PM EDT
"Hey guys, what does this little red button do?...."
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 9:28:24 PM EDT
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."
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Link Posted: 6/16/2003 9:32:15 PM EDT
"Out of love for the truth and the desire to bring it to light, the following propositions will be discussed at Wittenberg, under the presidency of the Reverend Father Martin Luther, Master of Arts and of Sacred Theology, and Lecturer in Ordinary on the same at that place." (And all that followed it.)
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Link Posted: 6/16/2003 9:36:36 PM EDT
"Sorry about that!"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 10:03:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 10:09:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Fly-Navy: "Zeig Heil!"
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it's "Sieg Heil"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 10:40:50 PM EDT
"oops"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 11:24:32 PM EDT
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"Dr. Livingston, I presume?" --- Henry Morton Stanley "Mr. Watson, come here. I want you!" --- Alexander Graham Bell "Is this the party to whom I'm speaking?" --- Lilly Tomlin (Earnestine the operator) "I am not a crook!" --- Richard M. Nixon cynic
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 11:41:24 PM EDT
"Martini, shaken not stirred"
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 3:12:30 AM EDT
WHO WANTS A BEER ????????
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 4:25:57 AM EDT
"When in the course of human events....."
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 4:38:38 AM EDT
"You fuc*ed Who?!"
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 4:39:51 AM EDT
At a convicted murderer's execution, by electric chair; Priest: "Son, do you have any last requests." Condemned: "Yes. Hold my hand?"
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 5:08:08 AM EDT
The Texas cowboy convict when asked to step on the trap door on the gallows by the sheriff. "Do yer think it's safe?"
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