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Posted: 6/15/2003 7:20:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2003 7:26:29 PM EDT by SS109]
For those of us fearing "another case of the Monday's" tomorrow, "Office Space" has to be one of the best movies ever made.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:25:14 PM EDT
I "live" office space everyday! We are developing a type of thermal protection system currently. ...Naturally, I do ALOT of TPS reports.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:30:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mugzilla: I "live" office space everyday! We are developing a type of thermal protection system currently. ...Naturally, I do ALOT of TPS reports.
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Damn dude, you work for GE? I too have written my share of TPS reports, sometimes I forget the coversheet. And yes, I got the memo. No, I dont need another copy, I..I have it right here, I GOT THE MEMO
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:32:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2003 7:32:40 PM EDT by fearlessrogue]
what the hell is a tps report? [url=http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=tps&Find=Find]my prymary resource is not helpful[/url]
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:33:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SS109: For those of us fearing "another case of the Monday's" tomorrow, "Office Space" has to be one of the best movies ever made.
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Best Movie Ever. I am working my other job tomorrow and Tuesday. I will not have a case of the Mondays. I will, however, enjoy a case of the Wednesdays when I return to my "real" job. It's not that I'm lazy, I just don't care. The upside is I'm thinking about taking out the new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh! [:D]* -934 *Some creative license was taken.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 11:00:12 PM EDT
mmm.. yeahhh... its just that we're using the new cover letters... did u get the memo?
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 11:07:16 PM EDT
The Nazis made the Jews wear pieces of flair too. Whenever I wore a colorful Hawaiian/tropical shirt, my girlfriend would call me "Office Space", because it made me sort of look like the hero in that movie.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 11:14:10 PM EDT
I got the memo, but I choose not to do the cover letter anyway.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 11:33:51 PM EDT
excuse me but that is my stapler.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 11:37:10 PM EDT
That movie was great. I used to process medical insurance claims, and the workplace was a cube farm Hell. Having experienced all that shit, it just made the movie that much more humorous. I love the part where they kick the shit out of the copy machine [:)]
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 11:57:00 PM EDT
Mmmm...yeah. I'll send you another copy of that memo. And you can find the TPS cover sheet here: [url]http://bama.ua.edu/~hamri007/office_space/TPSreport.pdf[/url]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 4:01:21 AM EDT
At a flea market Saturday a guy had a large tub of Swingline staplers for a buck a piece. I dug through that whole box looking for a red one, but no such luck.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 4:06:33 AM EDT
Without question, the greatest movie known to all mankind. Mike Judge is a genius.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:00:11 AM EDT
"Mmmm, I could set the building on fire."
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:08:06 AM EDT
great movie,
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:23:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 5:37:37 AM EDT
We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:04:38 AM EDT
ummm yeah, we're gonna need you to come in on saturday.. yeah.. that would be great...
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:24:50 AM EDT
"Michael Bolton?"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:12:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:19:03 AM EDT
Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:19:36 AM EDT
I have a brand new red swingline stapler. no shit - brand new. they make 'em now.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:20:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fearlessrogue: what the hell is a tps report? [url=http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=tps&Find=Find]my prymary resource is not helpful[/url]
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Didn't you get that memo?
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:22:15 AM EDT
Office Space is mandatory viewing for all new employees where I work. Mike Judge needs to make more movies!
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:22:58 AM EDT
Is this a new movie? Never heard of it...
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:23:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cyrax777: excuse me but that is my stapler.
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"i could burn the building down" best part
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:29:56 AM EDT
Man I love that movie! Makes me realize that I need to get a new job...
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 7:49:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By liberty86: Is this a new movie? Never heard of it...
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Stop whatever it is you are doing and go rent it. This movie is pure zen. "I did nothing. I did nothing all day today and it was everything I thought it could be."
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 10:01:50 AM EDT
I think the DVD is only $9.99 at many stores, I would recommend it to everyone still trapped in cubicles or those who have escaped. "Peter, turn on channel 9!"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 10:09:44 AM EDT
It's funny because it's ALL TRUE, from the static electric zap from the door knob to multiple copies of weekly reports. I have to send 4 copies of my reports, includig one to a manager NO LONGER WORKING IN THIS COUNTRY! (transferred to our office in England)
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 12:31:12 PM EDT
ARGGG!!! My most hated coworker just pulled a stunt that should have been in "Office Space!" My cube is on the end and there's a walkway in between. So he walks over, but instead of actually pretending I have any semblance of privacy, and walking 5 feet more to the opening, he sticks his head over the wall to talk to me. He's such a nosey and lazy piece of crap. He's always doing that to snoop on what I'm doing, or to announce that he has actually accomplished some small task (rare occasion), I suppose to elicit some sort of praise. Don't stick you head up like that unless you want to make a good target! "Dammit, Lawrence! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 12:40:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2003 12:43:08 PM EDT by Jakezor]
Two of my favorite avatars come from that movie: [IMG]http://www.shackspace.com/~jakee@shackmail.com/officespaceboltonlook.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.shackspace.com/~jakee@shackmail.com/officespacehit.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 12:59:29 PM EDT
I must see this movie. I have been meaning to see it for a long time now. Latly I have been hearing people talk of it constantly. I must view it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 1:13:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By killingmachine123: I must see this movie. I have been meaning to see it for a long time now. Latly I have been hearing people talk of it constantly. I must view it.
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ummmm yeah.... we're gonna also need you to come in sunday, ok... umm yeah that would be great....
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 1:20:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 1:39:58 PM EDT
I saw that movie when it first came out, and I loved it! I still love it, though I'm not nearly as much of a fan of the foul language as I used to be. I'm certainly glad I haven't worked in a cubicle farm since 1998. "I'll burn the building down"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:12:03 PM EDT
"Yea, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working." That movie is great. "It's not that I'm lazy - I just don't care" is the best line in that whole movie.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:14:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By flash-hider: ... "It's not that I'm lazy - I just don't care" is the best line in that whole movie.
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I've always been partial to: "This thing is lucky I am not armed!", and "Samir Naga... Naga... Na-gonna be working here much longer anyway!"
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:23:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SS109: For those of us fearing "another case of the Monday's" tomorrow, "Office Space" has to be one of the best movies ever made.
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I-I believe you have my stapler. [%|]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:29:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thirddegree:
Originally Posted By cyrax777: excuse me but that is my stapler.
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"i could burn the building down" best part
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"Dammit, Lawrence! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?"
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Peter dude, check out the tits on this chick on channel 9!" And no, I believe the best part would be: [a-rab]I swear to GOD I'm going to KICK THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE WINDOW![/a-rab]
"Samir Naga... Naga... Na-gonna be working here much longer anyway!"
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[ROFL][ROFL2]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:34:59 PM EDT
"... Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. No, minimum security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright".
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:40:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 455SD: At a flea market Saturday a guy had a large tub of Swingline staplers for a buck a piece. I dug through that whole box looking for a red one, but no such luck.
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swingline never made a red stapler up until a few years ago. mike judge had to have that prop made special as it refers to his short animation piece that office space was based on. possibly in response to public outcry following the movie swingline does now produce red staplers.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:45:51 PM EDT
did you get the memo? about the TPS reports?
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 2:59:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By _twist: swingline never made a red stapler up until a few years ago. mike judge had to have that prop made special as it refers to his short animation piece that office space was based on. possibly in response to public outcry following the movie swingline does now produce red staplers.
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too true.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 3:20:22 PM EDT
"Hey Mace, does anyone at your job ever ask you if you have a case of the Mondays?" "No. Hell no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that." [:D]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 4:03:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Originally Posted By liberty86: Is this a new movie? Never heard of it...
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Stop whatever it is you are doing and go rent it. This movie is pure zen. "I did nothing. I did nothing all day today and it was everything I thought it could be."
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I did as you advised, and drove the 6 miles into town. Got the movie. I'm surprised I didn't see it before..... (Had to pick up some fresh sefood in town too! [:D]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 4:06:44 PM EDT
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?" Two chicks at the same time.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 4:27:36 PM EDT
"I said no salt, NO SALT on the margarita. And there were huge crystals . . . uhm . . .senor? Ok, that's the last straw . . . I'll put stricnine in the guacamole."
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 4:56:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sunset04: "What would you do if you had a million dollars?" Two chicks at the same time.
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Well yeah, I figure if I had a million dollars I could set something up like that, chicks dig guys with money. Not all chicks. Well, the kind that would double up on a guy like me do. Good point.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:07:42 PM EDT
I'll be showing her my "O" face..Ohhhh! Ohhhhh!
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:15:41 PM EDT
DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!
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