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Posted: 6/15/2003 7:25:14 PM EDT
[#1]
I "live" office space everyday!
We are developing a type of thermal protection system currently. ...Naturally, I do ALOT of TPS reports. |
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Posted: 6/15/2003 7:30:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted: I "live" office space everyday! We are developing a type of thermal protection system currently. ...Naturally, I do ALOT of TPS reports. Damn dude, you work for GE? I too have written my share of TPS reports, sometimes I forget the coversheet. And yes, I got the memo. No, I dont need another copy, I..I have it right here, I GOT THE MEMO |
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Posted: 6/15/2003 7:32:23 PM EDT
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what the hell is a tps report?
[url=http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=tps&Find=Find]my prymary resource is not helpful[/url] |
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Posted: 6/15/2003 7:33:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: For those of us fearing "another case of the Monday's" tomorrow, "Office Space" has to be one of the best movies ever made. Best Movie Ever. I am working my other job tomorrow and Tuesday. I will not have a case of the Mondays. I will, however, enjoy a case of the Wednesdays when I return to my "real" job. It's not that I'm lazy, I just don't care. The upside is I'm thinking about taking out the new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh! [:D]* -934 *Some creative license was taken. |
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Posted: 6/15/2003 11:00:12 PM EDT
[#5]
mmm.. yeahhh... its just that we're using the new cover letters... did u get the memo?
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Posted: 6/15/2003 11:07:16 PM EDT
[#6]
The Nazis made the Jews wear pieces of flair too.
Whenever I wore a colorful Hawaiian/tropical shirt, my girlfriend would call me "Office Space", because it made me sort of look like the hero in that movie. |
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Posted: 6/15/2003 11:14:10 PM EDT
[#7]
I got the memo, but I choose not to do the cover letter anyway.
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Posted: 6/15/2003 11:33:51 PM EDT
[#8]
excuse me but that is my stapler.
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Posted: 6/15/2003 11:37:10 PM EDT
[#9]
That movie was great. I used to process medical insurance claims, and the workplace was a cube farm Hell. Having experienced all that shit, it just made the movie that much more humorous. I love the part where they kick the shit out of the copy machine [:)]
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Posted: 6/15/2003 11:57:00 PM EDT
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Mmmm...yeah. I'll send you another copy of that memo. And you can find the TPS cover sheet here: [url]http://bama.ua.edu/~hamri007/office_space/TPSreport.pdf[/url]
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Posted: 6/16/2003 4:01:21 AM EDT
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At a flea market Saturday a guy had a large tub of Swingline staplers for a buck a piece. I dug through that whole box looking for a red one, but no such luck.
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Posted: 6/16/2003 4:06:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Without question, the greatest movie known to all mankind. Mike Judge is a genius.
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Posted: 6/16/2003 5:00:11 AM EDT
[#13]
"Mmmm, I could set the building on fire."
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Posted: 6/16/2003 5:08:06 AM EDT
[#14]
great movie,
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Posted: 6/16/2003 5:23:46 AM EDT
[#15]
"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"
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Posted: 6/16/2003 5:37:37 AM EDT
[#16]
We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.
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Posted: 6/16/2003 6:04:38 AM EDT
[#17]
ummm yeah, we're gonna need you to come in on saturday.. yeah.. that would be great... |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 6:24:50 AM EDT
[#18]
"Michael Bolton?"
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:12:15 AM EDT
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"Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment.
Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment. Corporate Accounts Payable, Mina speaking...JUST a moment..." |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:19:03 AM EDT
[#20]
Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:19:36 AM EDT
[#21]
I have a brand new red swingline stapler.
no shit - brand new. they make 'em now. |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:20:43 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: what the hell is a tps report? [url=http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=tps&Find=Find]my prymary resource is not helpful[/url] Didn't you get that memo? |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:22:15 AM EDT
[#23]
Office Space is mandatory viewing for all new employees where I work. Mike Judge needs to make more movies!
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:22:58 AM EDT
[#24]
Is this a new movie? Never heard of it...
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:23:03 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: excuse me but that is my stapler. "i could burn the building down" best part |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:29:56 AM EDT
[#26]
Man I love that movie!
Makes me realize that I need to get a new job... |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 7:49:55 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: Is this a new movie? Never heard of it... Stop whatever it is you are doing and go rent it. This movie is pure zen. "I did nothing. I did nothing all day today and it was everything I thought it could be." |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 10:01:50 AM EDT
[#28]
I think the DVD is only $9.99 at many stores, I would recommend it to everyone still trapped in cubicles or those who have escaped.
"Peter, turn on channel 9!" |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 10:09:44 AM EDT
[#29]
It's funny because it's ALL TRUE, from the static electric zap from the door knob to multiple copies of weekly reports.
I have to send 4 copies of my reports, includig one to a manager NO LONGER WORKING IN THIS COUNTRY! (transferred to our office in England) |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 12:31:12 PM EDT
[#30]
ARGGG!!! My most hated coworker just pulled a stunt that should have been in "Office Space!"
My cube is on the end and there's a walkway in between. So he walks over, but instead of actually pretending I have any semblance of privacy, and walking 5 feet more to the opening, he sticks his head over the wall to talk to me. He's such a nosey and lazy piece of crap. He's always doing that to snoop on what I'm doing, or to announce that he has actually accomplished some small task (rare occasion), I suppose to elicit some sort of praise. Don't stick you head up like that unless you want to make a good target! "Dammit, Lawrence! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?" |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 12:40:52 PM EDT
[#31]
Two of my favorite avatars come from that movie:
[IMG]http://www.shackspace.com/[email protected]/officespaceboltonlook.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.shackspace.com/[email protected]/officespacehit.gif[/IMG] |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 12:59:29 PM EDT
[#32]
I must see this movie. I have been meaning to see it for a long time now. Latly I have been hearing people talk of it constantly. I must view it.
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Posted: 6/16/2003 1:13:01 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: I must see this movie. I have been meaning to see it for a long time now. Latly I have been hearing people talk of it constantly. I must view it. ummmm yeah.... we're gonna also need you to come in sunday, ok... umm yeah that would be great.... |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 1:20:23 PM EDT
[#34]
Lumbergh fucked 'er.
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Posted: 6/16/2003 1:39:58 PM EDT
[#35]
I saw that movie when it first came out, and I loved it! I still love it, though I'm not nearly as much of a fan of the foul language as I used to be.
I'm certainly glad I haven't worked in a cubicle farm since 1998. "I'll burn the building down" |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:12:03 PM EDT
[#36]
"Yea, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working."
That movie is great. "It's not that I'm lazy - I just don't care" is the best line in that whole movie. |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:14:23 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: ... "It's not that I'm lazy - I just don't care" is the best line in that whole movie. I've always been partial to: "This thing is lucky I am not armed!", and "Samir Naga... Naga... Na-gonna be working here much longer anyway!" |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:23:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: For those of us fearing "another case of the Monday's" tomorrow, "Office Space" has to be one of the best movies ever made. I-I believe you have my stapler. [%|] |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:29:19 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Quoted: excuse me but that is my stapler. "i could burn the building down" best part "Dammit, Lawrence! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?" Peter dude, check out the tits on this chick on channel 9!" And no, I believe the best part would be: [a-rab]I swear to GOD I'm going to KICK THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE WINDOW![/a-rab] "Samir Naga... Naga... Na-gonna be working here much longer anyway!" [ROFL][ROFL2] |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:34:59 PM EDT
[#40]
"... Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. No, minimum security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright".
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:40:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: At a flea market Saturday a guy had a large tub of Swingline staplers for a buck a piece. I dug through that whole box looking for a red one, but no such luck. swingline never made a red stapler up until a few years ago. mike judge had to have that prop made special as it refers to his short animation piece that office space was based on. possibly in response to public outcry following the movie swingline does now produce red staplers. |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:45:51 PM EDT
[#42]
did you get the memo? about the TPS reports?
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Posted: 6/16/2003 2:59:58 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: swingline never made a red stapler up until a few years ago. mike judge had to have that prop made special as it refers to his short animation piece that office space was based on. possibly in response to public outcry following the movie swingline does now produce red staplers. |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 3:20:22 PM EDT
[#44]
"Hey Mace, does anyone at your job ever ask you if you have a case of the Mondays?"
"No. Hell no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that." [:D] |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 4:03:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Is this a new movie? Never heard of it... Stop whatever it is you are doing and go rent it. This movie is pure zen. "I did nothing. I did nothing all day today and it was everything I thought it could be." I did as you advised, and drove the 6 miles into town. Got the movie. I'm surprised I didn't see it before..... (Had to pick up some fresh sefood in town too! [:D] |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 4:06:44 PM EDT
[#46]
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
Two chicks at the same time. |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 4:27:36 PM EDT
[#47]
"I said no salt, NO SALT on the margarita. And there were huge crystals . . . uhm . . .senor? Ok, that's the last straw . . . I'll put stricnine in the guacamole."
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Posted: 6/16/2003 4:56:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: "What would you do if you had a million dollars?" Two chicks at the same time. Well yeah, I figure if I had a million dollars I could set something up like that, chicks dig guys with money. Not all chicks. Well, the kind that would double up on a guy like me do. Good point. |
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Posted: 6/16/2003 6:07:42 PM EDT
[#49]
I'll be showing her my "O" face..Ohhhh! Ohhhhh!
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Posted: 6/16/2003 6:15:41 PM EDT
[#50]
DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!
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