Ok, I've got a serious problem with boogers. First off, I have alot of nose hair. And the fact that I hang drywall for a living doesn't help either (very dusty job). It is to the extent that I constantly have to check a mirror to make sure there aren't any hanging out.


Anyway, I was driving along the other day, and felt something up there. So I reached for a napkin and blew my nose. I thought it was kind of odd because it seemed like more should have come out.

A few minutes later I look up into the mirror and there it is.

There's this huge booger hanging on the underside of the bill of my baseball cap.

Man, I'm so glad I looked up. I was on the way to meet up with some people, and I can't imagine how embarassing it wowuld have been to find out I was walking around with a booger on my hat.

Maybe a sign posted in front of your workplace would help.

In English & Spanish.

Pickers wanted.

Baseball cap Klingon Booger. New one on me.

Live in Arizona.  They should change the state motto from The Grand Canyon State to The Child Size Booger State.