There's this older couple that sits behind us in church.The guy is about 65.Every now and then he will wear his Civil Air Patrol uniform to church.Leading up to and during the Iraq war,he was always telling me how General Whoever was about to send him to Iraq.Thank God the war ended before this killer could be turned loose on the unsuspecting Iraq's.

They invite us over for BBQ last weekend and I learned some very interesting things about him.In Chronological order...
1.He was in the Navy.
2.He was in Delta Force
3.He was in the Seals
4.He was a trained Assassin for the CIA
5.He was in the Air Force
6.He wants one of those .50 cal Uzi's
7.General Whoever is getting ready to send him to North Korea


While talking about his pond full of weeds I learned...
8.He is an Environmental Engineer

I wanted to ask his wife if he has gone off his Prozak.It was all I could do not to bitch slap this moron but my wife had already made me promise to be good.Has anybody else ever run across these ultimate killers???

He probably got the Civil Air Patrol uniform at a second hand store.  You should tell him that you have some friends in DELTA or whatever coming by and you are going to bring them by to meet him - see if he squirms a little.  Either that or look up the SEAL's page on the internet.  They are all listed there.  If he's not there, he's full of S***.

Ask him if he will donate to help their cause [url=http://www.cyberseals.org/index.htm]he's a old guy let it slide[/url]

Perhaps he ment that he was literally, "In a seal."

Perhaps he meant that he was literally, "In a seal."