Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:35 pm    Post subject: Wednesday funny........  

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Especially for us married guys.  


Before it Starts

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV,

and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he

said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was

gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" she yelled. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat
ass
down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and
clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "shit, it started..."

haha, that is pretty humorous.

[ROFL]

yeah, when i first read it, i was laughing so hard, my wife was asking me from the other room what was up..

The Bee


One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.The woman started screaming "Oh my God,
help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. the doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation.  But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."  The husband being very concerned agreed that the
doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said "OK,  what  I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it  into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee  should
hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina.  he husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady  said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey,
inserted  it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor  said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a  bit deeper." So the doctor went  deeper and deeper. After a
while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud.The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he
then  put  his hands on the young  lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna  drown the bastard!"

lol..that was funny..

[LOL]