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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:27:15 AM EDT
Must......recall .... foods I ate... OHHHHH.... (Phhhhhhhhhhhht) smell is HORRIBLE!!! Not humanly possible. CANNOT BLAME DOG...wife will rush her to the vet to put her to sleep... ...OH BOY...cant be good. (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!!!) Save yourselves!!!!! I know everyone likes their own brand but this is REAL bad... It will make a preacher cuss!!! ..... HELP!!! (Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!!) OH that was a long one.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:28:11 AM EDT
Congratulations.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:30:35 AM EDT
DrFlatulence I presume...
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:31:33 AM EDT
Ask me about the time I had e-Coli and then ask me if I think this thread is funny.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:33:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mattja: Ask me about the time I had e-Coli and then ask me if I think this thread is funny.
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E-coli is NOT something to be fu*ked with. Customer of mine has this kid (12) that is now confined to a wheelchair and eats through a tube... not to mention she doesnt talk or swallow... ... all from E coli.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:34:47 AM EDT
Ah yes, Weinerschnitzel. Only thing better is when I eat Weinershnitzel and the better half feeds the dogs eggs. It's so bad it wakes me up.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:34:56 AM EDT
But geeeeeez this smells like I ate a sewage plant. Ugh. (phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht)
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:37:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:39:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige: But geeeeeez this smells like I ate a sewage plant.
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You'd have bigger problems if you had eaten a wastewater treatment plant. [;)] Ever had a nice big gritburger? [:D] Trying eating a cup or two of prunes, always works for me. Nasty enough to kill E.Coli. Funny story about those prunes. A month or two ago, we had to run some tests on a holding tank for a dog pound. They would hose out the cages and whatnot, and all of the waste would go into that tank. The guy setting up the tests almost puked three or four times while handling the sample. I had to finish up a couple of the tests about a week later. I wasn't looking forward to the smell. Lucky for me, all of those prunes I had been eating picked that night to make an appearance. My ass smelled worse than anything that came out of that dog pound. That was the only time I've ever gagged myself with my flatulence.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:57:24 AM EDT
There is a cure for this. It involves your middle finger [BD]
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 1:43:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Originally Posted By mattja: Ask me about the time I had e-Coli and then ask me if I think this thread is funny.
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E-coli is NOT something to be fu*ked with. Customer of mine has this kid (12) that is now confined to a wheelchair and eats through a tube... not to mention she doesnt talk or swallow... ... all from E coli.
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That sucks. I was lucky I guess, because I was maybe 33 when it happened. It really screws with kids. I only passed out twice and shitted blood for a week. It still sucked.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:38:33 AM EDT
[lol] good grief.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 2:40:29 AM EDT
Impress your friends and be the center of attention. Light it.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 3:13:47 AM EDT
OOhhhhhhh Mattja. You are a lucky devil. Sounds like you probably had EHEC (Entero Hemorrhagic E. Coli). You are very lucky.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 3:52:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By biggun1: OOhhhhhhh Mattja. You are a lucky devil. Sounds like you probably had EHEC (Entero Hemorrhagic E. Coli). You are very lucky.
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Yeah, the doc said I lost a lot of blood and fluids. 20-25% or something like that. They pumped me full of fluids, antibiotics, and after three days I felt way better. Still crapped blood for a week. Pretty sure it was Taco Bell.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 8:32:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mattja:
Originally Posted By biggun1: OOhhhhhhh Mattja. You are a lucky devil. Sounds like you probably had EHEC (Entero Hemorrhagic E. Coli). You are very lucky.
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Yeah, the doc said I lost a lot of blood and fluids. 20-25% or something like that. They pumped me full of fluids, antibiotics, and after three days I felt way better. Still crapped blood for a week. Pretty sure it was Taco Bell.
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I think the proper name for that color is called "Toranus Brown" (tore-anus)
Link Posted: 6/11/2003 2:30:04 AM EDT
Yall should try some of my Borsht, driving home from work one night, and about every 5 minutes I let one lose that made both of us roll down the windows and drive with our heads outside.
Link Posted: 6/11/2003 4:01:32 AM EDT
Your service calls will be overjoyed to see you ............Leave!![:D]
Link Posted: 6/11/2003 5:52:00 AM EDT
Try the BRAT diet if you have the shits. Bananas Rice Apple sauce Toast Not sure if it works with gas too
Link Posted: 6/11/2003 5:54:47 AM EDT
I once at liverwurst on onion rolls. Let me tell you I woke myself up at night about to puke. That's bad. Hell [B]I[/B] even opened the windows and the wife slept on the couch!
Link Posted: 6/11/2003 6:01:45 AM EDT
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