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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:28:11 AM EDT
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Congratulations.
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:30:35 AM EDT
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DrFlatulence I presume...
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:31:33 AM EDT
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Ask me about the time I had e-Coli and then ask me if I think this thread is funny.
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:33:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Ask me about the time I had e-Coli and then ask me if I think this thread is funny. E-coli is NOT something to be fu*ked with. Customer of mine has this kid (12) that is now confined to a wheelchair and eats through a tube... not to mention she doesnt talk or swallow... ... all from E coli. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:34:47 AM EDT
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Ah yes, Weinerschnitzel. Only thing better is when I eat Weinershnitzel and the better half feeds the dogs eggs. It's so bad it wakes me up.
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:34:56 AM EDT
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But geeeeeez this smells like I ate a sewage plant.
Ugh. (phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht) |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:37:45 AM EDT
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But, um.... what did you eat?
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:39:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: But geeeeeez this smells like I ate a sewage plant. You'd have bigger problems if you had eaten a wastewater treatment plant. [;)] Ever had a nice big gritburger? [:D] Trying eating a cup or two of prunes, always works for me. Nasty enough to kill E.Coli. Funny story about those prunes. A month or two ago, we had to run some tests on a holding tank for a dog pound. They would hose out the cages and whatnot, and all of the waste would go into that tank. The guy setting up the tests almost puked three or four times while handling the sample. I had to finish up a couple of the tests about a week later. I wasn't looking forward to the smell. Lucky for me, all of those prunes I had been eating picked that night to make an appearance. My ass smelled worse than anything that came out of that dog pound. That was the only time I've ever gagged myself with my flatulence. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:57:24 AM EDT
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There is a cure for this. It involves your middle finger [BD]
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Posted: 6/10/2003 1:43:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Ask me about the time I had e-Coli and then ask me if I think this thread is funny. E-coli is NOT something to be fu*ked with. Customer of mine has this kid (12) that is now confined to a wheelchair and eats through a tube... not to mention she doesnt talk or swallow... ... all from E coli. That sucks. I was lucky I guess, because I was maybe 33 when it happened. It really screws with kids. I only passed out twice and shitted blood for a week. It still sucked. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 2:38:33 AM EDT
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[lol] good grief.
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Posted: 6/10/2003 2:40:29 AM EDT
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Impress your friends and be the center of attention.
Light it. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:13:47 AM EDT
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OOhhhhhhh Mattja. You are a lucky devil. Sounds like you probably had EHEC (Entero Hemorrhagic E. Coli). You are very lucky.
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:52:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: OOhhhhhhh Mattja. You are a lucky devil. Sounds like you probably had EHEC (Entero Hemorrhagic E. Coli). You are very lucky. Yeah, the doc said I lost a lot of blood and fluids. 20-25% or something like that. They pumped me full of fluids, antibiotics, and after three days I felt way better. Still crapped blood for a week. Pretty sure it was Taco Bell. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 8:32:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: OOhhhhhhh Mattja. You are a lucky devil. Sounds like you probably had EHEC (Entero Hemorrhagic E. Coli). You are very lucky. Yeah, the doc said I lost a lot of blood and fluids. 20-25% or something like that. They pumped me full of fluids, antibiotics, and after three days I felt way better. Still crapped blood for a week. Pretty sure it was Taco Bell. |
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Posted: 6/11/2003 2:30:04 AM EDT
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Yall should try some of my Borsht, driving home from work one night, and about every 5 minutes I let one lose that made both of us roll down the windows and drive with our heads outside.
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Posted: 6/11/2003 4:01:32 AM EDT
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Your service calls will be overjoyed to see you ............Leave!![:D]
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Posted: 6/11/2003 5:52:00 AM EDT
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Try the BRAT diet if you have the shits.
Bananas Rice Apple sauce Toast Not sure if it works with gas too |
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Posted: 6/11/2003 5:54:47 AM EDT
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I once at liverwurst on onion rolls. Let me tell you I woke myself up at night about to puke. That's bad. Hell [B]I[/B] even opened the windows and the wife slept on the couch!
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Posted: 6/11/2003 6:01:45 AM EDT
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lightwieght
Try 3 gallons of home brew with live yeast. Mona and i had to physically leave the hotel room and let it air out. it removed all the oxygen from the area [:D] mike |
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