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Posted: 6/9/2003 6:23:37 PM EDT
The pesky little bastard woke me up early, so we went out early. I grabbed a breakfast sandwich at the local 7-11. We went to the park, which is near a bus stop.I had my cane and shades on. We sit on a bench and I break open my sandwich and open a can of food for Kitty. At the nearby bus stop I watch a woman hand this fat broad something. She goes into the park. She pulls a 'Leggs egg' out of her bag. She sits down on the bench across from me. Takes a quick glance at me and hikes up her skirt and promptly starts changing her panty hose. I was looking into space. About the time she was pulling her panty hose up, I raised my shades and said: "Hmmm. My kid brother's Basset Hound has better makings than you." She lets go a scream. "But I thought you were blind!" "What ever gave you that idea?" I asked. "You got a cane and sunglasses and a guide animal!!" " It's bright out, this is a walking stick, and whoever heard of a cat as a guide animal? Besides, you made a really big mistake." "What's that?" "You thought." Thank God the bus arrived.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 6:33:14 PM EDT
You really are twisted. [:D] How did all this SEC stuff start (sorry, I came late to the party)?
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 6:38:40 PM EDT
Surreal.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 6:41:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2003 6:45:54 PM EDT
Man that's funny. I still think there's money to be made in: [b]The Adventures of Seeing Eye Cat[/B] coffee table book or a short story book. [:D]
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 10:27:57 PM EDT
You REALLY need to get a mini-DV camcorder. Something you can set up in a bag or case, undercover style to get some of this down for history's sake. The mini-DV format would allow easy extraction of video and stills for web publishing. [:D]
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 11:09:24 PM EDT
Man, you could make a bloody fortune with this stuff. Don't you have a friend who could get all this on tape "on the sly"?
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 11:14:18 PM EDT
I am with Zardoz....it would take VERY little to get the SEC Chronicles in publishable form.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 11:15:22 PM EDT
Piccolo: Solid brass balls + just a little twisted = SEC stories. Thats just damn funny. keep it up.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 11:16:52 PM EDT
Ya know........some of the late night TV shows might pay good money for "SEC episodes."
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 11:24:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/9/2003 11:25:13 PM EDT by Papertargets]
I predict the seeing eyed cat or wacky-blind-man-who-isn't-really-blind-stunts will be out of the bag and into the mass media. I will feel sad if Piccolo doesn't get the credit.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 11:28:40 PM EDT
That is just straight up hillarious!!!!
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 12:58:41 AM EDT
[:D] You've got a pair my friend.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 3:33:44 AM EDT
[:d] hahahahah
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 3:41:43 AM EDT
Nice!! [LOL]
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 4:10:11 AM EDT
You are so not right! [lol]
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 4:27:35 AM EDT
Bastard! I have coffee on my monitor and my co-workers are looking at me like I have lost my mind.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 4:43:11 AM EDT
piccolo, in the event that you might be pulling everyone's legs with the SEC stories, you are still funny as hell.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 4:58:53 AM EDT
Piccolo, I suggest you get one of those WA-1 sticks from Newt Livesay, just in case something untoward should ever happen on one of your SEC adventures when you can't CCW. But you must start taping this stuff. I mean this is so much better than Jackass and those morons made a mint. But I think you do need to get your own midget. Gotta have a midget. Random pissed off midget that the sec just attacks on sight with out provocation. Blind man being led by psychotic cat that's attacking hysterical midget man. In a Victoria's Secret!!! How's the little guy doin? I thought he was ill or something? Is he better?
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 5:05:56 AM EDT
seems like the SEC episodes just keep getting better [:)] [lol]
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 5:32:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Pat-Riot: How's the little guy doin? I thought he was ill or something? Is he better?
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He has a bad ticker and has to be pilled once a day. I don't push him at all, but sometimes I let him go out with me. When we go out, I generally carry him, but he gets around the house all right. VERY seldom do we do the walking around with the cane trick.
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Link Posted: 6/10/2003 6:06:23 AM EDT
[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 6:18:29 AM EDT
Piccolo, you've just about warmed me up to the idea of having a cat in the house. That's something neither of my daughters was able to achieve. [hail2]
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 6:39:09 AM EDT
I don't mean to be a killjoy but Leggs stopped using the egg as its packaging years ago. Are these old stories? Still damn funny.
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 9:25:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Brohawk: Piccolo, you've just about warmed me up to the idea of having a cat in the house. That's something neither of my daughters was able to achieve. [hail2]
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Get a siamese. They have the best personality (many cats have almost none at all) and are the smartest. No kidding. I won't have any other kind of cat, even though there are lots of nice cats around. My last siamese was trained to come when I called her (and none of that "here kitty kitty" BS) and would stop whatever she was doing instantly, if I said "NO".
Link Posted: 6/10/2003 10:04:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Keith_J: I don't mean to be a killjoy but Leggs stopped using the egg as its packaging years ago. Are these old stories? Still damn funny.
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Funny, my wife(who's 21) has Legg's egg's still... New story, old hose.
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