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Posted: 6/6/2003 10:43:04 AM EDT
Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show. Tonights special guest is Dr Ruth Westhimer and tonight's band is Rhymin' Buster Hymen. On with the show. Tonight's Top 10 is......[b]Top 10 signs your wife is having an affair![/b] [b]10[/b] She has pretty liengerie on everytime you leave for work. [b]9[/b] She tells you she is finally satisfied in bed. [b]8[/b] She is wetter than normal. [b]7[/b] She's calls to say she is working late again....but she doesn't actually have a job [b]6[/b] She opens her own bank account. [b]5[/b] She joins a "book club". [b]4[/b] Get a tattoo of another guys name on her breast. [b]3[/b] You spend 4+ hours per day on Ar15.com [b]2[/b] She starts taking night classes in Family law. and the number 1 signs your wife is having an affair [b]1[/b] She is finally nice to you!!! Thank you and have a great night!!!!!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 11:36:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: [b]3[/b] You spend 4+ hours per day on Ar15.com
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Uh, oh... [rofl2]
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:18:48 PM EDT
If I had a wife, she'd be having an affair.
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:21:57 PM EDT
11) she is suddenly sporting a shaved ****
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:35:25 PM EDT
12. It is a little looser than usual
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:38:49 PM EDT
13. You catch her fucking another man in your bed.
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:44:10 PM EDT
14. SHe tells you.
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:46:48 PM EDT
15. She finally starts swallowing.
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:50:02 PM EDT
Blue dress, white stain...
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:54:26 PM EDT
15. Those damn salty kisses!
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 11:58:17 PM EDT
16. She appears in pop-ups from BOTD links.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:00:18 AM EDT
17. Visitors asked to sign guest book by front door.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:01:17 AM EDT
18 Your dog losing interest in you.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:02:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/7/2003 12:02:52 AM EDT by prk]
19 She calls to make sure you have to work late again.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:04:18 AM EDT
20. Upon her return from "business trip", she unpacks lingerie in front of you.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:08:19 AM EDT
21. You keep replenishing your condom supply without having that much sex.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:10:16 AM EDT
22. She wants you to spring for a set of implants, and a new car.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:11:29 AM EDT
23. Credit card statements stop arriving at house
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:13:40 AM EDT
24. She stops asking you to do shit arund the house.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:14:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/7/2003 12:15:15 AM EDT by prk]
25. When you go back for fishing licese, no room in driveway.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:20:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/7/2003 12:21:03 AM EDT by TheKill]
26. Your phone bill shows a 15 second call to a nearby cellphone exchange placed every weekday immediately after you leave for work.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:46:05 AM EDT
27. You find yourself invited to make an appearance on the Jerry Springer show unexpectedly!
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:47:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Charging_Handle: 27. You find yourself invited to make an appearance on the Jerry Springer show unexpectedly!
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Hey that's not funny! [;)]
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 12:52:38 AM EDT
HOLY CRAP you guys crack me up!!!!! [rolf2] 28. Pregnancy test found on the counter says positive. ....buuuuut you havent had sex with her in over a year.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 1:04:02 AM EDT
29. your newborn son is black...but you and your wife are not.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 1:06:54 AM EDT
30. Wife keeps buying mousetraps.
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 1:24:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: [b]3[/b] You spend 4+ hours per day on Ar15.com
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Uh, oh... [rofl2]
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oh crap I am in trouble then and im not married!!
Link Posted: 6/7/2003 2:48:26 AM EDT
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