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Posted: 6/5/2003 8:02:19 PM EDT
I have something I want to post but would like a second opinion [:D]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:03:19 PM EDT
post now. ask questions later! [:D]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:04:25 PM EDT
Post it and blame it on me, its been a while since I've been in hot water....
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:05:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Balzac72: Post it and blame it on me, its been a while since I've been in hot water....
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I IM it to you and you post it [:D] incoming [:D]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:11:40 PM EDT
I swear, the devil made me do it!
Beer Vs. Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Pussy. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy Only 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will *definitely* get mad. Advantage: Beer. Six beers in a night and you better not drive. Six pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Pussy It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: Beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: Beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the *porcelain* god. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Pussy If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog that you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: Beer. The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.
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Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:14:31 PM EDT
[LOL] THAT WAS WORTH IT! WOOOO HOOOO!
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:18:10 PM EDT
Thats funny, I'm gonna tag it, for work tomorrow. [:D]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:25:11 PM EDT
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=13338[/img]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:41:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:41:38 PM EDT
I'M TELLING STEF!!!! I [b][i]KNOW[/b][/i] SHE'LL MOVE TO OKLAHOMA NOW!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:43:26 PM EDT
[beer] There's the Anim for Beer. There's no Anim for Pussy. Advantage: Beer.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 8:45:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GiggleSmith: [beer] There's the Anim for Beer. There's no Anim for Pussy. Advantage: Beer.
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[img]http://home.wi.rr.com/antigov/smileys/vagina.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 9:04:02 PM EDT
old but funny every time I see it.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 11:31:00 PM EDT
OK I was wrong. Almost. It isn't moving. It's an Icon.
Link Posted: 6/5/2003 11:38:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 11:47:36 AM EDT
[peep]
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 11:51:22 AM EDT
Remember, it's easier to ask for forgiveness then it is permission.
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:07:32 PM EDT
[:K]
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:11:42 PM EDT
I like
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:14:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Balzac72: I swear, the devil made me do it!
Beer Vs. Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy
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[ROFL2]
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