Quoted:
Post it and blame it on me, its been a while since I've been in hot water....

Beer Vs. Pussy


A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy
makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

Only 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come
home smelling like pussy, she will *definitely* get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

Six beers in a night and you better not drive. Six pussies in a night
and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will
get poor.
Advantage: Pussy

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football
game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football
game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get
a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the *porcelain* god.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more
fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.If you try to snag a
pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Pussy

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog that you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Quoted:
[beer]
There's the Anim for Beer.  There's no Anim for Pussy.
Advantage: Beer.

Quoted:
I swear, the devil made me do it!