10. The snap, cackle, and pop you hear in the morning have nothing to do with cereal.  

9. Hip people in college really annoy the hell out of you.

8. Metamucil commercials are suddenly very interesting.

7. You are constantly asking other people to read things for you.

6. Popping zits before you shower has been replaced by trimming nose and ear hair.

5. You have no clue if you dress in-style or out, and you really don't care.

4. You find out the young up-and-comer at your company is 42.

3. That 35mph speed limit is starting to seem a tad too reckless.

2. The food at Luby's really taste good.

And the number one sign you are getting old...

Eric the Hun calls you "Pops".

3. That 35mph speed limit is starting to seem a tad to reckless.

Especially on the freeway.

what if i call eric the hun pops? then what?

 Numbers ten, six, and five hit the spot. Minus the ear hair. What's up with that shit.

 I shouldnt't complain too much. I have some annoying hair on the back and resedding hair line. But my friends my age and even younger have alot of grey hair. I'm lucky not to have grey hair yet at forty.

I will be expecting my royalty check shortly.

Sgtar15

Get in line. I just got off the phone with that Letterman guy.

10) Most definitely, at 44 the bones crackle a lot.

7) God yes, what happened to my eyes.  I don't ask them to read it for me, they just have to hold it farther away than my arms can reach!!!!

6) Yes, not only nose and ear hairs, but what is up with the eyebrows!!!!!!  I have to trim them like the gotee.

Like Carbine10, I don't have any gray hair yet, except in the gotee.  So I should stop my whinning!!!