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Posted: 6/4/2003 10:21:30 AM EDT
[b]10[/b] The Mafia wasn't hiring. [b]9[/b] Free donuts [b]8[/b] No speeding tickets [b]7[/b] They were to stupid to get into the FBI [b]6[/b] They couldn't afford their own cars [b]5[/b] The got promoted from MeterMaid [b]4[/b] Affirative action [b]3[/b] They already owned a set of handcuffs [b]2[/b] So they can finally put those 6 years of highschool to use. and the number 1 reason people become Police officers......... [b]1[/b] Penis Envy!!!!!!!!!!! [peep][peep][peep] Sgt[;)]ar15 [white] Please, these are just jokes, do not burn my house down[/white]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:23:54 AM EDT
Well, I hardly think this needs to be said, but... IBTL!
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:26:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By eswanson: Well, I hardly think this needs to be said, but... IBTL!
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I don't know about that I mean the badge envy thread didn't get locked so i don't see why this would. But just in case IBTL
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:27:04 AM EDT
Ooooooooo.......... This is gonna be good
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:27:11 AM EDT
What happened to free bullets and a gun they dont know how to use?? ibtl.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:29:07 AM EDT
You missed the most obvious reason: Power-hungry, abused child with delusions of revenge a la "One day, you'll all be sorry!", but too cowardly to become a criminal.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:30:12 AM EDT
For the first time. IBTL
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:33:49 AM EDT
MAybe I should have posted this in the LEO forum......except I was told I'm not welcome there anymore. Not sure why. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:35:27 AM EDT
[ROFL2] I did a paper once on this subject, for a "Police Administration course" the truth was it changes as society does, in the past people became cops for the job security, and to have a feel good job, latter because of the media, it was attracting thrill seekers, ( the Starskey and Hutch + Miami Vice era) I have not studied why the profession attracts certain candidates since that time period. Any thoughts, or opinions.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:39:07 AM EDT
Heh ... I should have known better than to think you weren't serious when you suggested this top 10 list. IBTL
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:40:31 AM EDT
sgtar...to answer your question, maybe because you're an ass****......
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:42:32 AM EDT
I think the 'picked on in high school' guess is pretty close to the mark...
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:43:16 AM EDT
"Paging Mr. Imbroglio...Mr. Imbroglio, please report to this thread...Mr. Imbroglio to this thread, STAT."
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:43:39 AM EDT
Uh-oh! First badge envy now penis envy. Tough topics today... You are SO in trouble [nono] Pass the popcorn and beer...move over on the couch and give me a good seat. THIS one is going to be fast and furious![;D] [b]I-B-T-L[/B]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:45:00 AM EDT
Man, this is like the thrid one today. Oh well, IBTL! [bounce]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:45:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mmsig229: sgtar...to answer your question, maybe because you're an ass****......
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Is that a personnal attack?? Why are "citizens" supposted to be able to take a joke/insult but Leos can't? Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:45:40 AM EDT
Geez - This stuff is getting old (both sides) - "cops are this way because..." or "all cops are _____" and some from the other side, too (badge envy thread). We all like guns right? Why do we HAVE to split into smaller groups that bash each other? "Can't we all just get along?" [/Rodney King] CR
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:47:44 AM EDT
I thought you had to be born between 21 May and 21 June to be a Leo. Maybe not, because my Dad's name was Leo, and he was born in January. I'm so confused.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:52:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mmsig229: sgtar...to answer your question, maybe because you're an ass****......
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Wow sgtar, you should be honored. 11. What else am I going to do with an associates degree?
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:54:17 AM EDT
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