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Posted: 6/3/2003 10:54:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/4/2003 1:30:59 AM EDT by nwatson99]
I received this joke on my e-mail today, just wanted to share it with everyone. [}:D] A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside. Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 11:05:38 AM EDT
LOL!!!
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 11:39:36 AM EDT
Amen, brother watson!
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 11:49:24 AM EDT
Good one! LOL! [rofl2]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 12:06:19 PM EDT
[rofl2] Very funny!!!
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:13:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:50:35 PM EDT
[LOLabove]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:02:36 PM EDT
[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:18:21 PM EDT
[LOL]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 1:35:17 AM EDT
[:D] Glad to see some of the Members liked it, I thought it was cute.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 1:38:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/4/2003 1:39:31 AM EDT by 19119640]
[ROFL2]
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