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Posted: 6/2/2003 12:40:53 PM EDT
As a Tribute to the Notorious B.I.G. This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district's ebonics translation competition. Assignment: Please translate the following song lyrics from ebonics to standard English. Artist: Notorious B.I.G. Album: Ready to Die Song: One more chance (remix) First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan' But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever However, I stay coochied down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks TRANSLATION: As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and whores. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry. Lyrics: And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit TRNSL: I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable. Lyrics: Don't see my ones, don't see my guns - get it Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia I don't know what the hell's stoppin' ya I'm clockin' ya - Versace shades watchin' ya Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin TRNSL: Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I'm having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you. Lyrics: First I talk about how I dress and this And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses The sex is just immaculate from the back I get Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the Climax that your man can't make Call and tell him you'll be home real late Let's sing the break TRNSL: I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn't be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won't be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also. Lyrics: She's sick of that song on how it's so long Thought he worked his until I handled my biz There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan Schemin' - don't bring your girl 'round me True player for real, ask Puff Daddy TRNSL: Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy. Lyrics: You - ringin' bells with bags from Chanel Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell She beeped me, meet me at twelve TRNSL: Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight. Lyrics: Where you at? Flippin' jobs, playin' car notes? While I'm swimmin' in ya women like the breast stroke Right stroke, left stroke what's the best stroke Death stroke - tongue all down her throat Nuthin' left to do but send her home to you I'm through - can ya sing the song for me, boo? TRNSL: You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that they leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for their presence. Lyrics: So, what's it gonna be? Him or me? We can cruise the world with pearls Gator boots for girls The envy of all women, crushed linen Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in 'em The finest women I love with a passion Ya man's a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin' TRNSL: The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate. Lyrics: High fashion - flyin' into all states Sexin' me while your man masturbates Isn't this great? Your flight leaves at eight Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds Lyrically I'm supposed to represent I'm not only the client, I'm the player president TRNSL: You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I'll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o'clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o'clock. I'll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my hometown. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind. http://www.slurb.com/rfrancis/ebonics.html
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 5:41:23 PM EDT
Well since you laid it out that way,I can see now why he got his right to life revoked! Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 5:49:34 PM EDT
Fashizzle mah nizzle.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 5:50:31 PM EDT
that's certainly ... interesting
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 6:07:51 PM EDT
Word!
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 6:27:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Green_Furniture: Fashizzle mah nizzle.
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Almost right. You forgot to add the hisoe at the end. It should go like this: "Fashizzle mah nizzle, hisoe!"
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 6:43:54 PM EDT
he's the B.I.G /FAT dead one- right??
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 6:49:36 PM EDT
There is really no such thing as classes in Ebonics in the States.... IS THERE??
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:00:35 PM EDT
I think it is kind of like Spanish,either you do or WHATS UP! Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:07:43 PM EDT
you racists
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:15:52 PM EDT
You think that was complicated? You should listen to Bay Area rapper E-40. Not only is he big like the B.I.G but he raps faster too.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:00:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:15:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/3/2003 12:31:44 AM EDT
Why waste time "translating" that trash, anyway? Who gives a s***t !
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 12:53:56 AM EDT
I've got a question for you. In the song [/b][i]Wangsta[/i][/b] by 50 Cents, what does he say in the line... "What you know about AKs and AR15s--equipped with night vision, shell catchers, and ________" (about 2 min 50 seconds into the song) I have no idea what the hell else he is trying to throw onto his AR/AK. Any idea?
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:08:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ARndog: I've got a question for you. In the song [/b][i]Wangsta[/i][/b] by 50 Cents, what does he say in the line... "What you know about AKs and AR15s--equipped with night vision, shell catchers, and ________" (about 2 min 50 seconds into the song) I have no idea what the hell else he is trying to throw onto his AR/AK. Any idea?
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He says 'dem things' (it sounds like tings, sort of), of course meaning 'them things' - other 'tacticle' accessories. I had the same problem before, so I looked up the lyrics. [:)] It made sense once I read them.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:33:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/3/2003 1:35:27 AM EDT by ARndog]
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Originally Posted By ARndog: I've got a question for you. In the song [/b][i]Wangsta[/i][/b] by 50 Cents, what does he say in the line... "What you know about AKs and AR15s--equipped with night vision, shell catchers, and ________" (about 2 min 50 seconds into the song) I have no idea what the hell else he is trying to throw onto his AR/AK. Any idea?
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He says 'dem things' (it sounds like tings, sort of), of course meaning 'them things' - other 'tacticle' accessories. I had the same problem before, so I looked up the lyrics. [:)] It made sense once I read them.
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"dem tings" --so he is asking someone (a wanna-be gangsta?) what they know about specific weapons, yet when he is describing the said weapons he must refer to the additional gear as "dem tings"??? Doing so undermines his stated position that he is the one who knows of the said weapons/weapon configurations and not the wanna-be; he is both declaring his expertise on the subject matter and then, within the same sentence, he clearly shows his lack of knowledge by refering to other, more important in my opinion, accessories on the rifles as "dem tings"!!! WTF is up wit dat? It sounds to me like [i]he[/i] is the true "wangsta". [;D]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:38:35 AM EDT
Well see no, he is not saying that he is a weapons expert or a ganster, because in that same song he says: Me I'm no mobster, me I'm no gangster Me I'm no hitman, me I'm just me, me Me I'm no wankster, me I'm no actor But it's me you see on your TV 'Cause I hustle baby, this rap shit is so easy
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:02:43 AM EDT
Word to the motha.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:47:10 AM EDT
This thread is off the Hizzle foh Shizzle
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 4:04:16 AM EDT
Ummm.... Ice, ice, baby. [peep]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 4:37:38 AM EDT
[img]http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/dumbasses1.jpg[/img] Bling bling!
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 5:13:03 AM EDT
Puffy killed Biggie.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 5:16:38 AM EDT
I be down widdat Fiddy Cen. He mah cuz.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 7:29:03 AM EDT
Wiggers are soooooo scawy. I can't even keep my G-Lock in my hand cuz I'm laughin at em so friggin hard. They could kill my poor cacklin ass wihout me firin a shot. Christ theirs water all over my keyboard now. Can I say wigger? Do I need to say something more PC like "ethnicly challenged"? God I'm fuckin cryin here, they are so fuckin funny lookin. I bet their parents are in the Klan too, and oh so proud. 50 Cent reminds me of a bad bunny wabbit wif dem teef. Personally I prefer Trick Daddy. Southern Player.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 7:43:15 AM EDT
Throw ya hood up Playa. Go translate some Boss Hawg Outlaws, Slim Thug, or ESG.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 10:09:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dave223: Throw ya hood up Playa. Go translate some Boss Hawg Outlaws, Slim Thug, or ESG.
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It's impossible...they dont even know what the fuck they're sayin
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 10:15:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By buffalo-soldier:
Originally Posted By dave223: Throw ya hood up Playa. Go translate some Boss Hawg Outlaws, Slim Thug, or ESG.
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It's impossible...they dont even know what the fuck they're sayin
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[lol]
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