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Posted: 5/29/2003 9:19:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2003 6:21:11 AM EDT by piccolo]
OK, here's a copy of the letter I sent about 2 weeks ago. No answer. Let's find out why.[;)] My address here 12 May 2003 Commanding Officer Camp Perry Camp Perry, Ohio Dear Sir, If I can get off of work this summer, I intend to shoot in the John C. Garand Match, even though I can’t hit a bull in the ass with a canoe paddle. What I would like is permission to be accompanied by my Seeing Eye Cat. I have enclosed a picture of the little guy so you know he exists. Over the years, I have found myself to be a better coach than rifleman, but I still enjoy shooting. During this time, I have become a master of First-Class excuses for third class shooting. From time to time, I’ve managed to help a fellow shooter from facing humiliation by supplying him with some of my better excuses. ($4.95 each, Visa, MC, Discover) The problem with excuses is that you have to repeat yourself to everyone that asks you how you did. If I brought along the Seeing Eye Cat with me on his leash, it would be obvious enough so that people would not have to ask. Is there any chance I could get a waiver for the ‘No Animals’ rule? If I can’t bring my Seeing Eye Cat along, I guess I’ll just have to bring along my invisible Seeing Eye Dog. I guess I don’t have to ask permission to bring him because it isn’t too likely that the MPs will catch him because he’s invisible. I look forward to hearing from you, Respectfully, My name here OK, Recon types please help with target location: We need the CO's email address. I can't seem to find it. The rest of you ground pounders, remember this: The CO of Perry is one of the good guys. Be nice to him. We don't want to give his chain a painful jerk, just a light, playful tug, so let's keep it light. Be polite and ask him why Mr.Black can't be accompanied by the SEC. No threats of angry stuff. Remember, he IS the CO of the base where we have our national matches and we DON'T want to piss him off. If you want to poke fun at me(and/or my dismal marksmanship) in your letter, feel free. Recon types: thanks in advance. edited to add thanks to QuietShootr!
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 9:22:21 AM EDT
After reading a letter like that he was probably taken to the hospital to have his guts sown back in. LMAO!!!
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 9:33:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo: The CO of Perry is one of the good guys. Be nice to him.
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If this is the same ASSHOLE who won't let the Friends of Camp Perry hold their fundraiser shoot any more he can kiss my ass.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 3:12:23 PM EDT
BTT so maybe the night crew can help me out.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 3:47:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2003 6:11:31 AM EDT by QuietShootr]
COL Richard Joseph Willinger 614 336-6201 National Guard [email]richard.willinger@us.army.mil [/email] Sic'm, boys!
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:37:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2003 9:26:43 AM EDT by piccolo]
BTT to let you know there's a hot addy to write to. thanks. TRY THIS: Got it from CMP: richard.willinger@oh.ngb.army.mil.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 1:47:09 PM EDT
Ummmmmmm.... What should we refer to you as in our emails?
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 2:13:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 2:15:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 4:37:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo: BTT to let you know there's a hot addy to write to. thanks. TRY THIS: Got it from CMP: richard.willinger@oh.ngb.army.mil.
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Both of those addys will go to the same account.
Link Posted: 5/31/2003 9:55:49 AM EDT
thanks, guys!
Link Posted: 5/31/2003 10:49:25 AM EDT
[Homer] Doh! [/Homer] Message sent.
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