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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:32:05 PM EDT
It's darn near impossible to find SFW/Arfcom taliban halal pix of her, since she is a pron star, butt...
Bit on the flat side, butt I do have a weakness for blondie-blondes, especially ones that fuck.  At least early in her career, she wasn't a filthy inky yet... 
Imdb sez: Very cute and petite 5'3" blonde Elsa Jean was born in North Canton, Ohio. Elsa attended Hoover High School in North Canton. Jean worked at both a grocery store and at a Starbucks prior to beginning her career in the adult entertainment industry as a stripper in Washington, DC. She first started performing in explicit hardcore fare at age eighteen in June, 2015. I love how Imdb is doing pron... 
eta: isn't that chickie-snack from "Frozen" called Elsa? 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:38:51 PM EDT
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I'm sure she will have a long, wonderful and fulfilling life that will in no way involve drugs, craziness, or restraining orders.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:40:46 PM EDT
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Quite the write up on a stranger. You really put in the time and effort. I respect your dedication to Porn
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:40:51 PM EDT
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I'm sure she will have a long, wonderful and fulfilling life that will in no way involve drugs, craziness, or restraining orders. I literally  'ed.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:42:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:43:13 PM EDT
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Quite the write up on a stranger. You really put in the time and effort. I respect your dedication to Porn  Aw, shucks, thanks for your sincere wishes...  
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:43:54 PM EDT
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I literally 'ed. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm sure she will have a long, wonderful and fulfilling life that will in no way involve drugs, craziness, or restraining orders. I literally 'ed.
She's cute, but christ her foot looks longer than my forearm
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:44:23 PM EDT
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Dear lord
Retarded Screen door magnetically mount to a drum set on a treadmill.... |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:45:03 PM EDT
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Well hell, off the porn hub to research
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:46:47 PM EDT
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Figures a Swede would love blondie-blondes...
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:53:24 PM EDT
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sounds like this thread needs moved to BOTD, and with some appropriate supporting material
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Posted: 7/10/2016 4:59:45 PM EDT
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sounds like this thread needs moved to BOTD, and with some appropriate supporting material Dude, even finding BOTD-halal material on her is a bit of a challenge! Unless you like alot of
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:00:08 PM EDT
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Off to xnxx to check her out...
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:01:00 PM EDT
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Soon as I seen tattoos I said drugs and porn, probably a felon too.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:01:24 PM EDT
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I'm sure she will have a long, wonderful and fulfilling life that will in no way involve drugs, craziness, or restraining orders. I literally 'ed.
She's cute, but christ her foot looks longer than my forearm You know what they say, "Big feet, big.." Oh wait! |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:03:34 PM EDT
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I like women that look like women dude, not lil schoolgirls.
Yeah if she's a pr0n star she's legal I'm sure- but if your taste runs that way, remember 17'll get you 20. |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:03:39 PM EDT
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Well hell, off the porn hub to research yep, she does porn |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:04:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Off to xnxx to check her out... |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:06:26 PM EDT
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Soon as I seen tattoos I said drugs and porn, probably a felon too. You say that like it's a bad thing!!! 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:11:04 PM EDT
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I like women that look like women dude, not lil schoolgirls.
Yeah if she's a pr0n star she's legal I'm sure- but if your taste runs that way, remember 17'll get you 20. If you check out her movie credits on Imdb, you'll see there are more than a few titles that have "daddy" and "babysitters" and "school girls" in them...
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:11:43 PM EDT
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According to her bio, she attended HOOVER High School.
Talk about a Preparatory Academy. |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:13:31 PM EDT
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According to her bio, she attended HOOVER High School. Talk about a Preparatory Academy. Yanno, dude, your reply really sucks... 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:13:43 PM EDT
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She's fine, however you referred to a Disney teenage cartoon character as 'chicky snack'.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:15:09 PM EDT
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It used to be that usually only skanky chicks approaching middle age did pron. Now it's full of girls that are way too young and way too pretty to defile themselves like this.
Girls barely out of High School, drop dead gorgeous with an anus you could drive a truck through. The world today is a fucked up place. |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:15:56 PM EDT
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Hmm, flat chested tat-ed up dyed beach blonde porn star.
I'd do it if it was in front of me, but given choices, Nah. 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:18:19 PM EDT
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She's fine, however you referred to a Disney teenage cartoon character as 'chicky snack'. And the problem with that is...?
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:18:36 PM EDT
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It used to be that usually only skanky chicks approaching middle age did pron. Now it's full of girls that are way too young and way too pretty to defile themselves like this. Girls barely out of High School, drop dead gorgeous with an anus you could drive a truck through. The world today is a fucked up place. I believe pornhub released some information indicating the majority of viewers for non-traditional or 'hardcore' porn such as anal, rough or abuse are men ages 45+. Food for thought. 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:19:11 PM EDT
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It used to be that usually only skanky chicks approaching middle age did pron. Now it's full of girls that are way too young and way too pretty to defile themselves like this. Girls barely out of High School, drop dead gorgeous with an anus you could drive a truck through. The world today is a fucked up an awesome place. FIFY.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:20:33 PM EDT
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FIFY. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It used to be that usually only skanky chicks approaching middle age did pron. Now it's full of girls that are way too young and way too pretty to defile themselves like this. Girls barely out of High School, drop dead gorgeous with an anus you could drive a truck through. The world today is a fucked up an awesome place. FIFY. Now if only we had equally awesome mutual combat sports. We need some free Gladiators. |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:21:36 PM EDT
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FIFY. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It used to be that usually only skanky chicks approaching middle age did pron. Now it's full of girls that are way too young and way too pretty to defile themselves like this. Girls barely out of High School, drop dead gorgeous with an anus you could drive a truck through. The world today is a fucked up an awesome place. FIFY. 
Sorry, I couldn't help but laugh out loud. |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:21:38 PM EDT
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She looks a little too "trailer parky" for me.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:22:43 PM EDT
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Hmm, flat chested tat-ed up dyed beach blonde porn star. I'd do it if it was in front of me, but given choices, Nah. She looks like a real blondie-blonde to me, tho since she's shaved, we can't do the definitive "carpet matches the drapes" proof test. 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:23:51 PM EDT
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Cute, and from just down the road.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:24:58 PM EDT
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She looks like a real blondie-blonde to me, tho since she's shaved, we can't do the definitive "carpet matches the drapes" proof test. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hmm, flat chested tat-ed up dyed beach blonde porn star. I'd do it if it was in front of me, but given choices, Nah. She looks like a real blondie-blonde to me, tho since she's shaved, we can't do the definitive "carpet matches the drapes" proof test. I specifically recall that the carpet does not in fact match the drapes. It was all artistic, obviously.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:25:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It used to be that usually only skanky chicks approaching middle age did pron. Now it's full of girls that are way too young and way too pretty to defile themselves like this. Girls barely out of High School, drop dead gorgeous with an anus you could drive a truck through. The world today is a fucked up place. Never heard of Traci Lords? |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:26:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I believe pornhub released some information indicating the majority of viewers for non-traditional or 'hardcore' porn such as anal, rough or abuse are men ages 45+. Food for thought. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It used to be that usually only skanky chicks approaching middle age did pron. Now it's full of girls that are way too young and way too pretty to defile themselves like this. Girls barely out of High School, drop dead gorgeous with an anus you could drive a truck through. The world today is a fucked up place. I believe pornhub released some information indicating the majority of viewers for non-traditional or 'hardcore' porn such as anal, rough or abuse are men ages 45+. Food for thought. Not saying that cheating on your partner is okay but at some level, I understand why. |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:36:32 PM EDT
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Soon as I seen tattoos I said drugs and porn, probably a felon too. Dude, where you been because being a felon is the new it thing. Everyone is doing it, even people running for President. She also has a wider nose so I think she has some black in her, and yes I know she has had the other type of black in her.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 5:57:21 PM EDT
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well, I'm off to Xhamster.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:00:48 PM EDT
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I may or may not be a fan of some of her work.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:04:56 PM EDT
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I may or may not be a fan of some of her work. Her bible work with the Mormons, right?
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:11:30 PM EDT
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Well hell, off the porn hub to research She seems..... versatile. |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:14:06 PM EDT
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She looks like a real blondie-blonde to me, tho since she's shaved, we can't do the definitive "carpet matches the drapes" proof test. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hmm, flat chested tat-ed up dyed beach blonde porn star. I'd do it if it was in front of me, but given choices, Nah. She looks like a real blondie-blonde to me, tho since she's shaved, we can't do the definitive "carpet matches the drapes" proof test. You can dye the carpet just like the drapes.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:17:40 PM EDT
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Yep, she's gorgeous.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:18:14 PM EDT
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I'm sure she will have a long, wonderful and fulfilling life that will in no way involve drugs, craziness, or restraining orders. You forgot diseases, drinking, and a possible "early check out"... Double likely as she is clearly an inkie... |
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:18:29 PM EDT
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Yummy, ARFCOM sloppy seconds.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:18:40 PM EDT
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You can dye the carpet just like the drapes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hmm, flat chested tat-ed up dyed beach blonde porn star. I'd do it if it was in front of me, but given choices, Nah. She looks like a real blondie-blonde to me, tho since she's shaved, we can't do the definitive "carpet matches the drapes" proof test. You can dye the carpet just like the drapes. WATT!!! I was ROBBED!!! 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:19:41 PM EDT
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You can dye the carpet just like the drapes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hmm, flat chested tat-ed up dyed beach blonde porn star. I'd do it if it was in front of me, but given choices, Nah. She looks like a real blondie-blonde to me, tho since she's shaved, we can't do the definitive "carpet matches the drapes" proof test. You can dye the carpet just like the drapes. Or rip it out completely and stick in some hard wood. 
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:23:31 PM EDT
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You could jack knife a tractor trailer rig in that thing and never get the mirrors wet.
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:27:58 PM EDT
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Yup, been a fan of hers for a little while now.
So many hot women in porn these days. God bless abusive fathers
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:28:20 PM EDT
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I prefer Alexa grace as far as skinny blondes go
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Posted: 7/10/2016 6:28:34 PM EDT
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I love how Imdb is doing pron...
eta: isn't that chickie-snack from "Frozen" called Elsa? You're hoping for some parody porn, aren't you, you sick fuck! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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