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Posted: 5/28/2003 7:22:09 PM EDT
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. " Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is unprincipled and a lying piece of trash!" He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too!" "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 7:36:47 PM EDT
I hate to be the bearererererer....[:\] I sorry to tell you this, but that joke is rather old. It dates back to Viet Nam.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 7:38:30 PM EDT
I just got it. Apparently I don't get out much.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:47:26 AM EDT
Here’s a new joke for you. I made it up last week: As anybody who bought the “Iraq’s Most Wanted” deck of cards knows, there are 13 cards that have silhouettes instead of pictures. There’s a Rumor going around that Michael Moore is one of the 13 silhouettes.
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