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Posted: 5/28/2003 4:34:19 PM EDT
[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2931072215&category=1469[/url] [img]http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_2767922b33e5315bfa208d92a3b80a2b/i-1.JPG[/img] [i]We're not kidding!! You're looking at a real kangaroo scrotum fitted with a bottle opener. The soft, furry scrotum was professionally tanned and stuffed here in Australia so that you could raise your glass and toast the generous kangaroo who sacrificed his jewels for this worthy cause.[/i] You know, I just don't get it. Are there really people out there who see a dead male Kangaroo, and think "Man, I wonder how many useless things I can make out of Kangaroo Scrotums?" Who would WANT something made out of a dead animals SCROTUM Anyway??????? It's just sick. It's a SCROTUM!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:37:32 PM EDT
So buy it and then send it to Either Saint Hilary or Dianne Fien-ken-stien. They will probably enjoy licking and sucking it.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:39:18 PM EDT
Could be worse. Could have been one of those tobacco pouches made from Indian scrotums. Or human skin lampshades.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:45:48 PM EDT
my father in law always wanted a bull dick walking stick. they take a severed bull penis, stretch it over a cane, then cap the end. after it dries(maybe they tan it, i don't know) you have a genuine bull dick walking stick. he does have a coon dick toothpick. the bone from a raccoons pecker is removed, then dried, makes an excellent toothpick. uh...according to him....
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:48:43 PM EDT
A popular tourist souvenir here in AK is the Oosik, the penile bone of the walrus. People actually are willing to pay money to own these things that are about a fot long in length.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:49:52 PM EDT
[whacko]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:51:34 PM EDT
Elephant foot ottoman.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:53:48 PM EDT
.....and we are surprised that these people can't own firearms??? -REAPER2502
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:44:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2003 5:58:14 PM EDT by sharky30]
that seller sure likes nut sacks [url]http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=amazingoz&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25[/url]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:49:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven: Could be worse.
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Right, it could of been mine.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:56:45 PM EDT
man, just what i've always wanted
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