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Posted: 5/26/2003 8:34:06 PM EDT
belongs to me, its all mine, and you can't have it!
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Quoted: belongs to me, its all mine, and you can't have it! View Quote You know you're gonna get tired of it, and post it in the EE...[rolleyes] |
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[red][b]THIS IS A HIJACKING!!! NO ONE MOVE!!![/b][/red]
Ever notice your morning pee smells funny?? ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO US!!! |
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Did you ever wonder why hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packs of eight?
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Quickly tackles Absolut and grab thread back....while running away...farts.
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JUMPS OUT!!! Boots Absolut RIGHT IN THE NUTSACK!!!
Absolut is Absolutly writhing in pain. Dr Frige jumps on a harley and rides off in the sunset with the THREAD!!! ITS MINE!!! I TELL YA!!! |
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Commercial Break: Are we really that bored?
NOW BACK TO THE SHOW! |
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Geez, you guys will do anything, including responding to an asinine thread just to get a.....
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Quoted: *camouflages thread.........in MARPAT* View Quote oh man, that's good. but this thread isn't a Marine, so STRLN is going to beat your thread up, now. is there a Corpsman in the house? |
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Quoted: Did you ever wonder why hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packs of eight? View Quote Hebrew National hot dogs come in packs of seven. |
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(DrFrige taps Absolut on the shoulder)
*tap,tap,tap* (Absolut turns around with a confused look on his face) Absolut: Huh? DrFrige: Hey Absolut... look over there!!! Absolute: Where?? (Absolute looks away and...SNAG! DrFrige runs away with the thread one more time. THIS TIME he rubs the thread all over his ass cheeks INSURING no one else touches it because he has COOTIES) |
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Take it. It's all yours.
But be advised: It ain't a thread. It's a pubic hair. cynic |
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Quoted: Quoted: Did you ever wonder why hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packs of eight? View Quote Hebrew National hot dogs come in packs of seven. View Quote What crazy ass brand of hot dog do you buy that comes in 10 packs? My Oscar Meyers come in 8's just like my buns. |
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Quoted: (DrFrige taps Absolut on the shoulder) *tap,tap,tap* (Absolut turns around with a confused look on his face) Absolut: Huh? DrFrige: Hey Absolut... look over there!!! Absolute: Where?? (Absolute looks away and...SNAG! DrFrige runs away with the thread one more time. THIS TIME he rubs the thread all over his ass cheeks INSURING no one else touches it because he has COOTIES) View Quote *puts on NBC suit* *reclaims thread* |
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I thought this was another MARPAT thread...I am glad to see it is not![D]
Big(Haven'tBeenAbleToFindHebrewNationalsLocally!)Dozer66 |
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Quoted: [red][b]THIS IS A HIJACKING!!! NO ONE MOVE!!![/b][/red] Ever notice your morning pee smells funny?? ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO US!!! View Quote Mine smells like coffee sometimes, suspiciously enough, after I've drank....coffee. |
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I just rubbed myself on your thread. If you take it back......
you're gay! |
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Eat a lot of boiled cabbage and you will have a whole new smell![BD]
BigDozer66 |
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Quoted: You people are effin WIERD! View Quote This PROVES that the mods are post count whores!!![:D] |
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Quoted: Eat a lot of boiled cabbage and you will have a whole new smell![BD] BigDozer66 View Quote I did and pee peeed all over this thread and your right it does smell funny ? Oh, I was going to move it but it's all wet now. I will come back later . |
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DrFrige grabs Absolut... locks him in a crate, drops crate in quick dry cement... puts cememnt cube on a boat... takes boat out to the middle of the ocean, sprinkles plankton all over cube, throws cube in the sea, Whale eats cube...
Whale shits cube, Cube sinks to the bottom. SHIT! DrFrige forgot to take thread from Absolut first [BD] |
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