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Posted: 5/26/2003 8:44:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/26/2003 9:09:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: Porn Corn chips Mike
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I read that a little too fast, and for a second there, didn't know what PORN CHIPS were. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 9:25:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: Survival scenario hmmmm...... 65.00 1 russian m44 50.00 440rnds 7.62.54r Beer Porn Corn chips total 1500.00 use m44 to cap guy in blue helmet. take his full auto toys and continue on. Beer... survival rations a complete meal in a can Everyone knows porn and corn chips will be the currency after the fall of society. use as needed. mike
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Spend less on ammo, more on beer and porn. You gotta prioritize man.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 9:30:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 9:31:39 AM EDT
$6 on a twelve-pack, use it to get invited over to Beerslayers, knock him over the head when he isn't looking, take his corn chips and porn, spend the $1494 on one of them REALLY good looking hookers, make more porn, and sell the tapes for a profit so I can buy more beer.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 12:24:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: Everyone knows porn and corn chips will be the currency after the fall of society. use as needed.
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LMAO. Funny 'cause it's true.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 12:30:41 PM EDT
Hiram, kiss your thread goodbye! Where does beef jerky fit in?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 12:40:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2003 12:42:01 PM EDT by mr_camera_man]
Actually, it was a pretty good start... an M44 with a couple thousand each of russian surplus FMJ and Wolf SP's (for taking game as necessary). Max investment for rifle and ammo: 300. Good .22 rifle for small game/pest control, with inexpensive scope, and 5.5 metric assloads of every .22lr ammo available. Max investment for rifle, ammo and scope: 300. Edit: Throw on a cheap but sturdy scope like a Russian milsurp, or a 4x shotgun scope from walmart, etc... for maybe another $75 tops. Eastern European surplus pistol (Makarov, PA63, etc..) for defensive needs. Several mags, cheap holster, 2 or 3 cases of 9x18 Russian HP's. Max investment for pistol, mags, ammo and holster: 250. Since we're talking about survival here, there's a good chunk of change left over for MRE's, camping needs, etc...
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 12:52:16 PM EDT
I would use the money to take out a full page ad calling up all loyal americans to encourage the president to keep his campaign promise of reasonable and common sense gun control.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:31:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2003 1:44:08 PM EDT by Andreuha]
Why an M44? Why not get an SVD shipped(smuggled) from Iraq? You can get an SVD and a few thousand rounds of 7.62x54r ammo(military stuff too) there for less that $200, much less. Itll make taking care of the guys in blue helmets easier too My choices: lets suppose this is a non-awb time. The SVD loadout (Lets say $500 w/ shipping) $400 ish on camping gear and food The rest on a good satelite phone so I can call for help [;D]
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