I'm working at a Cemetery to map out directions to the locations of their deceased family/friends.  It's a TOUGH job during Memorial Weekend.  Extra help is hired, and it's VERY taxing on the body.  So many people complain about the most trivial things...

Yesterday someone threatened to write my name up in an article in the local major metro newspaper and report me to the better businesses bureau.  Thought of telling her to go right ahead & complain about something that happened over a year ago.  Attribute it to me too, I don't mind, I just started working just 2 days ago...  [:D]  You'll sound like a dumb b!tch in the paper when I write a counter-editorial.

Then today some guy's screaming at us because the grass above his father's grave was splotchy (dead in some small parts), and asks if we've fertilized it and had chemical weed treatment on the plot anytime lately?  My manager stepped in because she saw me smile a shit-eating grin as I was about to say something cocky.  She said, "Chem Lawn came recently to all of our plots".  I was going to say, "Yes, it was fertilized recently.  What the heck do you think you're father's there for???  Dead-man storage? Of course not!!!"