Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 5/24/2003 7:55:10 AM EDT
You can buy a silencer for a handgun. You can trade a .44 for two .22's. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. Handguns function normally every day of the month. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. You can have more than one handgun in the same house without having problems.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:58:38 AM EDT
oh yeah? well don't ask it for a "blow-job"[;D]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:02:16 AM EDT
A good point you have there
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:02:51 AM EDT
It's illegal to shoot a woman; A hundgun doesn't mind being oiled up; A woman will slap you if you do a "press check"; A handgun doesn't mind being handled by your friends; A loaded handgun won't pick fights with you; You can post pictures of a stripped handgun; You can read Combat Handguns without hearing that the magazine objectifies firearms; It isn't against the law to rent handguns; -934
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:30:24 AM EDT
Older handguns still have a tight chamber...[}:D] TS
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:31:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 10:45:06 AM EDT
I took this to school a few years back t o show my friends...My teacher was not impressed![:d]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 11:20:00 AM EDT
Who are you kiddin'? A handgun is not better than a woman.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 11:55:08 AM EDT
Its just a joke dude.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 12:19:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 4:46:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 4:48:51 PM EDT by sherm8404]
Top Top