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Posted: 5/24/2003 6:12:37 AM EDT
The primary differences between points of view in the liberal and conservative "Debate" over the war on terrorism might be exemplified by the following: Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a H&K 9mm. and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. Conservative Answer: BANG! Alternatively, there is the "TexasAnswer": BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed). A little girl speaks: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:01:56 AM EDT
ummmm...what's a fresh clip? [;)]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:12:42 AM EDT
The clip is for the 9 shot 30-06 Garand pistol.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:20:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 7:20:18 AM EDT by 7IDL]
arfcom answer (~?)... why 9mm?, my HK is a USP45, and it's "bang bang" (double tap, thank you) [:)]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:24:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 7:25:05 AM EDT by Jarhead_22]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:26:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 7:27:24 AM EDT by fizassist]
Originally Posted By 223spree: The clip is for the 9 shot 30-06 Garand pistol.
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but then the sound is more like: BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts"
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:30:12 AM EDT
Q: Why'd you shoot him 10 times !? A: ...post ban magazine. [}:D]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:49:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: Q: Why'd you shoot him 10 times !? A: ...post ban magazine. [}:D]
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Nice one !!!!!!
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