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Posted: 5/23/2003 10:39:10 PM EDT
Music to listen to: [url=www.miloz.com/RA/miloz_gun_a28.ram]28.8[/url] [url=www.miloz.com/RA/miloz_gun_a56.ram]56k[/url] [url=www.miloz.com/RA/miloz_gun_a112.ram]112k[/url] Some lyrics to sing: [url=www.mickterry.com/lyrinnocenttoy.html]THE INNOCENT TOY[/url] 1: It was a well-hid toy as toys went. He'd never thought to look under Daddy's pillow in their bed, next to naked ladies books. It was a real nice gift as toys went. He would have been surprised. But now he had found it unwrapped and couldn't believe his eyes. 2: It was a heavy toy as toys went. It took two hands to hold. Maybe that's why all the policemen used both hands in all the shows. It was a well-built toy as toys went. It looked real close to real. No cheap plastic imitation, this toy had been made of steel. CHORUS: Just a slight miscommunication between a father and his three-year-old boy. Just a slight miscommunication about a father and his innocent toy. 3: It was a real great toy as toys went. His brother looked really scared as he joined the kids in the living room to play like soldiers there. It was a real loud toy as toys went. It knocked them both right down. But when the young tyke stood back up, his brother stayed on the ground. CHORUS: BRIDGE: Isn't it a bit peculiar how many things have to be imprinted with many warnings in the interest of public safety? "Keep out of the reach of children." "Keep tightly under a lid." Yet there wasn't word one on this obvious fun for a non-reading little kid. CHORUS:
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:41:34 PM EDT
listen [i]fo da children[/i]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:42:03 PM EDT
Having a 3-year old makes me hypersensitive to this sort of stuff. Even THAT creeps the shit out of me.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:47:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 10:49:15 PM EDT by brasspile]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:49:00 PM EDT
The only warning label I liked was Darwin's.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:51:14 PM EDT
A song by Auntie Chorus I ain't killed nobody, but I paid death penalty the only crime I'm guilty of is ignoramity I failed to get up off my duff and vote pro-gun control and now my little body's home will be a six foot hole I listened to the NRA, they told me it's their right to arm the criminals that steal and break in in the night to keep us safe from guns they bear we need to bear some more and now I'll sleep within pine box, now safe for evermore I wondered when the NRA would lobby Cap'tal Hill and put responsibility for stolen handguns in a bill for if they wanted safety they should want to have less arms within the hands of criminals like those that did me harm But all the NRA did say was "Amercians, unite! They're coming for your handguns, yes - Mr. Saturday Night! We told them that we're safer when we've got a gun to shoot" and now my heads rests softly just beside a poplar root The NRA did load disclaim statistics from abroad which show that safety from born arms is nothing but a fraud and lightning death more likely when the gun's just held by law but that point's moot since he did shoot and blew apart my jaw And let me tell you gently, something ol Chuck di'n't say when that searing hot lead hit me, it hurt like f'n a I didn't die too quickly, no, I had some time to rue that all this might have never passed without Amendment Two That document that keeps us free, to never pass safe laws and keep the deadly weapons from the psychopathics' claws and every year we mourn the deaths at schools across the land and in the darkened parking lots, it's time to make a stand! It's time to tell the GOP to give up all the cash from NRA and gunsmiths' PACS which buy the laws they pass it's time to heed the people, as they bleed and cry alarmed return rule to the people, and strip the power from the armed And let this be a lesson to folks who seem to nary care who'd rather stay and home and watch Survivor or Millionaire who never use the precious gift patriot's died to give and cast a vote for gun control and cast a vote to live
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:59:28 PM EDT
COMMIE
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:03:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:04:41 PM EDT
Imbro, where do you find this stuff? I know what you really think, and posting stuff like this surely gets our side motivated, but where do you get it?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:04:45 PM EDT
Imbroglio, WTF?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:18:20 PM EDT
Where the heck are you finding these lyrics?! It is good to know what the Antis are thinking and signing though... Gwen
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:32:16 PM EDT
I am emailed lots of things and told to post them.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 2:51:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: I am emailed lots of things and told to post them.
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I KNEW it! He's acting as a puppet to a superior sinister power!
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:45:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Demordrah:
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: I am emailed lots of things and told to post them.
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I KNEW it! He's acting as a puppet to a superior sinister power!
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Damn, all this time I thought that you were a bot...now you are reduced down to a low level email whore. Where do you get your orders?
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:58:57 AM EDT
Obviously some sort of Mother Ship...
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