whoa there doggonit! You need to lighten up. I was a kid not too long ago and I know how it feels to have a streotype placed on you. Just because someone is young doesnt mean that their a drug crazed columbine wannabe. remember, most crimes are commited by adults anyway. growth in age doesnt always equal growth in maturity.

Hey, that was sarcastic/humorous....

Never see "The Big Lebowski", did you?

Treehorn's Thug:Where's the money? I want that money. Where's the money?
The Dude:It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Treehorn's Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
The Dude: My...my wi, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

Walter Sobchak: Donny, were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: What?
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: No, I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak: So you have no point of reference, Donny. You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE!
The Dude: What's your point, Walter?!
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point?

Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No.
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter: Okay then.

Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Walter: You're entering a world of pain.

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?

The Dude:[talking to the other Jeffrey Lebowski] Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski - you're Mr.Lebowski.
I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if,you know, you're not into the whole
brevity thing--

[After showing him a clip from the porn movie starring Bunny.]
Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter--
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.

Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Walter Sobchak: Now what we have, what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
The Dude: But what about the toe?
Walter Sobchak: Forget about the fucking toe!
Coffee Shop Waitress: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear. For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

The Dude: Well, I still jerk off manually.

Walter Sobchak: The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
Donny: Who's in pajamas Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Walter Sobchak: I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye.

The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.



And my THREE all-time faves:

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah. Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a [size=5]pederass[/size=5].
[sic] Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.


Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click.
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Nihilist: I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck -- [next second Walter hits him with a radio]

I just don't want to get it locked. Sorry, I dont mean to be too sensitive.

Nope, havent seen it. Just little bits.

This is bowling, not Nam, there are rules!!


May be wrong on the quote, its been a while.

Um, I made the comment about columbine not doggonit. That was not aimed at anyone in particular just a general observation of our current state of affaires in the USA.

This is a great board and I am all for anyone under age looking around and learning from the wealth of knowledge contained here. I was just simply surprised to realize there were a few or more than a few youngn's around these parts.

Back then there was no internet so all my learning was from magazines and the guys at the gun club.

It's a free country so have fun and I apologize for any offenses made.

its cool. no hard feelins.

Im 18, personally own 2 guns and leave for basic training in 5 weeks. I still dont understand the Columbine reference....TV brainwashing perhaps?

Me no make no columbine reference, unless you mean "Bowling For Columbine", which is a movie.

I now eat a porcupine with flaming napalm on it and ketchup. First have to spray....