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Posted: 5/23/2003 6:10:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 6:11:38 PM EDT by realist]
ok... I'm 44 now Test says I'll be dead at 69 [:(] [url]http://www.nmfn.com/tnetwork/longevity_game_popup.html[/url]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:11:26 PM EDT
What test? Does it involve a rubber glove? I'm so confused
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:12:51 PM EDT
Sorry DK..lol I guess I'm a little brain dead tonight! edited to ad Url [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:14:29 PM EDT
83 here
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:17:21 PM EDT
it's wrong says 75, i'll be dead by 55 if family history is any indicator
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:18:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:22:07 PM EDT
Your longevity is: 87! who hoo! although my grandpa died just this past febuary. he was 83. woulda been 84 in April.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:22:28 PM EDT
80 is the magic nubmer for me!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:30:45 PM EDT
Says 81, but its wrong. I will die at 110, shot by a jealous husband!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:45:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 6:46:46 PM EDT by jrzy]
87 ain't bad,I got another 40 years,woo hoo! edited because I missed one of the o's in woo hoo
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:46:07 PM EDT
many moons ago, I had a friend in the insurance business run a 'longevity estimate' on me based on my lifestyle/career/etc at the time. I should have been dead about 20 years ago. (I've changed careers etc. since.)
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:51:38 PM EDT
88. But I think it should be longer because that whole BMI thing is screwed up---it penalizes you for lifting because if you lift you're going to have more than the average muscle mass, which will increase your weight and screw up the BMI.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:52:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:55:53 PM EDT
79, I'll never make it. Too many dangerous toys (including my wife) around to play with.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:03:13 PM EDT
It says I'll make it to "66." I say that's pure bullshit. No way I'll last that long.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:07:47 PM EDT
74, but is that guaranteed?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:09:26 PM EDT
now 47 it says the fat man will make it to 80 better hurry ,got more toys to buy and play with and if the wife makes 60 i`m probley good to 90
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:16:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 7:18:12 PM EDT by fyrftr]
Oh Boy! Say's I'll live to be 84. Good thing it didn't ask if your wife nags a lot! I just know it's taking years off my life. Now I know how much to save for retirement and how much I can spend on ammo.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:25:35 PM EDT
Damn, the tests shows the age of 89. Not good, a fella doesn't need to live that long. He'll be SOOOO pissed off from all the LIEberal bastards in the world by that ripe old age.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:28:45 PM EDT
80. Can you believe it? I may actually live to see my grandkids! Best news I have had all day. ops
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:35:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 7:37:03 PM EDT by Wipeout]
Says I will live to be 80. Man, 64 more years to live, I have plenty of time to mess around and do nothing. But then again I could be hit by a car tomorrow and die, then what would I have done? Live each day like there is no tomorrow, because someday, there might not be a tomorrow.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:58:16 PM EDT
I'm 33 it says I'll kick the bucket at 62. I think that's longer than I'll live. TS
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:00:26 PM EDT
89. Yeah, right.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:03:43 PM EDT
Mine is 83.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:27:05 PM EDT
70, so I have 31 more years. No biggie...
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:31:13 PM EDT
86 for me. I could quit drinking and gain 4 years. But dammit,I quit smoking 17 years ago so I'd have mo money for beer and guns....
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:34:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Combat_Jack: Says 81, but its wrong. I will die at 110, shot by a jealous husband!
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damn! that's exactly what i was going to put when i saw this thread...
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:40:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:55:52 PM EDT
It said 88 for me but no man in my family has ever lived past 63.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:23:09 PM EDT
79 for me but if i eat rabbit food and tofu for the rest of my days i gain 5 years. [toilet] Talk about a slow lingering death
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:51:18 PM EDT
74...damn that's too long. I'm sure by then I'll have a bunch of new body parts which will help me stretch it out for a couple more years.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 12:53:38 AM EDT
88 [b][i]Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?[/i][/b]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 1:03:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Combat_Jack: Says 81, but its wrong. I will die at 110, shot by a jealous husband!
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Shot by YOUR jealous husband ... or the jealous husband of some hussy you happen to be poking in between shots of prune juice? [>:/] Can never be too sure these days
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 1:03:27 AM EDT
83 for me. Put me down when I can't walk without help.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 3:45:30 AM EDT
notice it did'nt ask you if you were married........if so deduct 10 years.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 3:53:40 AM EDT
76 here, well lets see I am 37 now, so I have 39 years left, Dang I better get busy, if these next 39 go by as fast as these 37 have.......
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 4:19:33 AM EDT
88 for me.45 left to go.That's 270,000 rounds of .223 to shoot.[8D]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 4:22:23 AM EDT
53 now and I got till I'm 84. Will ARFCOM still be here? Shit ETH will have 200,000 posts [shock]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 5:49:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 5:49:55 AM EDT by Yojimbo]
87 for me. I was hoping for about 120...[BD]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 6:10:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RikWriter: 88. But I think it should be longer because that whole BMI thing is screwed up---it penalizes you for lifting because if you lift you're going to have more than the average muscle mass, which will increase your weight and screw up the BMI.
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Not really. I'm 6'2" and 255 with lots of he-man muscle. BMI is 31.9 (obese). Says I'll live to be 86. If I change it to 190 lbs, now BMI is 23.8 (barely normal) and I'll live to be 88.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 6:20:42 AM EDT
This test says Im obese because Im 6'3" and 255. I do have a gut, but Im far from fat. I wouldn't put too much faith in this test.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 6:55:07 AM EDT
90! I need to eat more chicken fried steaks.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:07:14 AM EDT
shit, I'm already dead
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 9:33:59 AM EDT
79
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 1:49:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 6:34:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 6:35:26 PM EDT by mk_ultra]
69 Dude ! sh!t , maybe I should quit smoking. nah! t [smoke]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:47:41 PM EDT
Mine's 69. That can't be right, though, I should have died too many times already to last that long.[smoke]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:00:18 PM EDT
Oh dear god I've got another 55 years of this??? I wish it would predict when I was gonna quit this job 'n get a better one. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:04:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Valkyrie: 83 here
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Ditto. But I'm a teenager, so I can't die. [BD]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:17:46 PM EDT
66
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:28:18 PM EDT
89.. But I dont trust those numbers. People nowadays live past 100 with relatively 'unhealthy' lifestyles (drink, smoke, all in moderation though!)
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