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Posted: 5/23/2003 7:13:31 AM EDT
Inquiring minds wanna know. TIA QS
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:15:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:16:31 AM EDT
I finally get to IBT..damn...L!! WOO-HOO!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:17:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 7:18:14 AM EDT by Offspring]
Me too... IBTL woohoo
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:18:13 AM EDT
QS...When a man and a woman love each other, and want to make a baby - the man pokes the ho doggiestyle. He then inserts a digit into the other accessible orifice. When the chick looks back to see what he's doing, he wipes his digit on her upper lip. The Dirty Sanchez. IBTL
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:18:13 AM EDT
Are you serious? Go to www.evildave.com He gives one to Britney Spears.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:19:00 AM EDT
I figure my post count is so low because I have never had any of these... IBTL!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:19:17 AM EDT
Thank you..that's all I needed to know.. IBTL, I guess...
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:20:37 AM EDT
Lurch's description is by far the most decent and G-rated explanation you'll ever find of the DS.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:21:00 AM EDT
HE's the guy that lived nex door to me in the dorms sophomore year. No really thats what we called him. And IBTL
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:24:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 7:25:09 AM EDT by Dredd308]
IBTL! [bounce]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:26:27 AM EDT
Jeez..no need to lock it, it was a serious question!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:31:00 AM EDT
[naughty] [):)]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:33:12 AM EDT
I'm not going to hotlink it for a reason. http://www.dirtysanchezthemovie.com/
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:34:01 AM EDT
Hehehe...
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:42:45 AM EDT
IBTL!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:46:27 AM EDT
Now that you know, ask us about a "Cleveland Steamer" or "Blumpkin". [}:)]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:46:59 AM EDT
Yes. Definitely thread for IBTL.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:50:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LoginName: Now that you know, ask us about a "Cleveland Steamer" or "Blumpkin". [}:)]
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Or the ever-popular "Donkey Punch"?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:54:41 AM EDT
related to the "Chili Dog"? IBTL
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:56:11 AM EDT
It's like a Hot Carl...only different.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:56:51 AM EDT
IBTL! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:00:20 AM EDT
[shock] oh and....ibtl
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:06:03 AM EDT
IBTL !
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:09:13 AM EDT
This is very bad, IBTL!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:09:35 AM EDT
I've been enjoying the "Who's the Boss?" since I read about it here a few weeks ago...
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:14:56 AM EDT
I like the fish hook It starts out much like the DS but instead of wiping it on her lip you hook your finger in her mouth and yank
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:34:41 AM EDT
What about a donkey punch? Or rodeo style sex? IBTL?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:55:24 AM EDT
Lurch, What's a Rusty Trombone?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:41:50 AM EDT
[size=6][green]In before the--->[/green][/size=6][img]http://www.masterlock.com/images/color_img/911.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:49:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ms70: Lurch, What's a Rusty Trombone?
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That would be where a young lady plays the organ with her hands while applying oral stimulation to the baloon knot.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:52:53 AM EDT
I thought it was when you did it doggie style, then grabbed her by the hair and whispered in her ear, "Your sister was better" and then hold on for dear life.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:12:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Greywolf2112: I thought it was when you did it doggie style, then grabbed her by the hair and whispered in her ear, "Your sister was better" and then hold on for dear life.
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That'd be rodeo style. 8 seconds and you're a winner. Personal favorites are the shark and the shocker. And this post is my first IBTL.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:17:01 AM EDT
Gosh, I must live a REALLY sheltered life. I don't know what any of these are. IBTL.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:32:22 AM EDT
what the hell , first time I B T L
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:43:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 11:46:54 AM EDT by A-nus]
don't forget about the "pinch pot mud works" or the "six pack" also known as "the bowling ball" Then there is a "roman war helmat" "mushroom tatto" , "pearl necklace/map o' hawaii" I got a million
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:50:01 AM EDT
ibtl
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:01:44 PM EDT
I can't believe this thread is still alive. IBTL.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:03:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By operatorerror: Gosh, I must live a REALLY sheltered life. I don't know what any of these are. IBTL.
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Ditto. I haven't heard ONE of these terms in my life..... [:(]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:06:28 PM EDT
Let's not forget the ever-popular "Jersey Meat-Hook".[naughty] IBTL Oh! Almost forgot. I took my son to a local "pro" wrestling event. One of the contestants was Dirty Sanchez. I just about fell out of the bleachers. About a dozen or so other spectators "got it" and were laughing their asses off too.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:07:28 PM EDT
My second IBTL! My first was just yesterday. [banana]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:07:40 PM EDT
Ok...now I gotta know. What the hell is a Jersey Meat-Hook?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:15:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2003 12:16:12 PM EDT by pale_pony]
Sounds a lot like "Flipper" That's when you're doing it doggie-style and try to slip it into the wrong hole. She starts imitating a dolphin saying, "eh-eh, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh" (no-no) edited to add I-friggin B-T-L!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:24:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:46:44 PM EDT
It's what needs to be done to all of the Dixie Chicks!!! IBTL
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:09:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:18:01 PM EDT
I'll post to it thebeekeeper1 or some other mod will be here shortly and shut this down.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:37:24 PM EDT
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