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Posted: 6/8/2016 4:52:29 PM EDT
Apparently I'm not ashamed enough of being manlet; we need multiple GD threads asking how afraid this makes us.
See poll (will post in a short second) what kind of manlet are you? |
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are your fingers too short to create a poll in under 5 minutes?
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Picture an armed, mostly shaved Jack Russell Terrier, with opposable thumbs, wearing boots. That's me.
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5'5" and 185. I'm built like Ram man.......... I was 6'4" before I got married though.......
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In my old regiment, we made fun of the tiny soldiers who were 5'10 and 5'11, and called them midgets and dwarfs.
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Wait a minute, 5' 10" isn't considered manlet. 5' 10" to 6' 1" is master race.
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5' 10" here and on the lanky side.
As a proud king of manlets, I stride my kingdom knowing I can always find clothes that fit me, I can ride all the good rides at the amusement park, my head hits right in the middle of my car's headrest and I know no fear from the devil ceiling fan. |
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I believe this chart to be scientifically accurate. |
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Kindly take your northern European genes elsewhere good sir. http://www.seeds4thesoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Look-up1.jpg Can you hear me up there? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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In my old regiment, we made fun of the tiny soldiers who were 5'10 and 5'11, and called them midgets and dwarfs. Kindly take your northern European genes elsewhere good sir. http://www.seeds4thesoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Look-up1.jpg Can you hear me up there? The average height of a Syrian is 5'7.3" so it's only a matter of time. |
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What the fuck is a manlet? View Quote It's the PC term for midget. View Quote What's the PC term for small nordic country that always loses wars? View Quote Hey, don't be mad at me. God made you short, not me. Plus, your petty claim is obviously and demonstrably wrong. In the 1000-year history of Denmark, we've won many wars (that is, when we weren't out kicking everyone's ass while being Vikings, and also discovering America). But yeah, it's not really surprising that being a TINY country with a small population sort of puts you at a bit of a disadvantage when big military superpowers attack you. Than again, we actually defeated the Germans in 1848 (, but then lost again in 1864 ). Sort of goes back and forth. We did pick the wrong side in the Napoleonic wars, much to the delight of Sweden. But you are welcome for the help in Afghanistan, where Danish troops were in the dangerous south around Helmand, and had higher casualty percentages than American, British or Canadian forces. You are also welcome for the Danish troops in Iraq, which is the first time in (literally) hundreds of years that Denmark sent troops to fight outside the country. We went there simply because the U.S. asked - no other reason. |
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I believe this chart to be scientifically accurate. I'm 6'1'' but I have a pretty face so I'm ok. |
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Short in stature, but so HUGE in so many ways-
Jumbo indeed. (Now it's a dick-measuring contest) Edit- beat by 29 seconds! |
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