Well, I just couldn't leave well enough alone, so I wrote Ken Junne the following email:
Ken,
I wanted to thank you for your clever piece of propaganda disguised as journalism, specifically, the CNN piece you put together about weapons banned by the 1994 AWB law. Thank heavens we have people like you who are willing to bend the truth and propagate falsehoods in the interests of public safety. I know I will sleep more soundly at night knowing there is someone trying to keep off the street rifles that can blast a hole in a concrete block.
Of course, what really worries me are those .30-06, .300WM, .375H&H, etc. bolt rifles that will shoot clear through a house built of concrete blocks. I can't sleep soundly knowing these are on the street and in my neightbor's home next door. For God's sake get these banned too! Just to play it safe, why not ban everything but Daisy air rifles? Wait a minute, wait a minute, rocks will penetrate windows, won't they? We're gonna have to ban rocks as well.
Ken, you are the worst kind of useless public servant. Why don't you campaign for a law to ban stupid, self-serving sherrifs? Now, that's a law even BSO, CNN, and the NRA would all agree on.
Most sincerely,