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Posted: 5/21/2003 10:04:43 AM EDT
My lady friend just told me she is going shooting with a army guy this sunday and she will be able to drive military humvees' and shoot .50 cals and maybe even m-16's. she was a cop in the town and they have a small base. I think That i'm more mad that I won't be able to go and shoot. It maybe just his own personal weapons but I heard he has all the good stuff. .50 cal, oh my god. I would give her to him for a chance to shoot all day with one. drive the hummers, I'm getting mad now. He has all kinds of guns like psg1 sniper rifle and now hes going to help here pick out a scope for her bolt gun .22-250 she wants. I didn't even think she wanted to go shooting anymore.When the hell did she decide she wanted a .22-250. How come she went bowling one week without me,and now this. How come I'm not invited.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:10:17 AM EDT
they're screwing.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:10:29 AM EDT
Wake up and smell the burnt toast, Mr. History. Sorry.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:13:32 AM EDT
I would say that the party is over. You're history bud.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:15:34 AM EDT
id leave my girlfriend for this guy....
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:15:53 AM EDT
Welcome to Dumpsville....Population; YOU!
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:19:52 AM EDT
Your girlfriend [sex] gun guy, you [:(] . Dont let this be you [grenade]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:20:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Guns_N_Shizzle: id leave my girlfriend for this guy....
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Given some of the recent threads here... my gaydar is pegged.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:24:46 AM EDT
stop this now, or prepare for the worst. TXL
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:24:46 AM EDT
You may want to reconsider your lifestyle.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:25:09 AM EDT
why do you people always think the worst...
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:30:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By racebaiter: why do you people always think the worst...
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Because it usually is.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:34:54 AM EDT
You've just entered the "We can still be friends" zone.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:35:24 AM EDT
That's what happens when you let ferrets play in your shorts... What's she supposed to do while you're 'out of action'??? [;)] Color me insecure, but I'd be very pissed that my lady needs to 'play soldier' with another man. Don't you find it strange that you weren't invited to the festivities??? Scenario 1: Army guy is trying to get in your GF's pants, but your GF is naive, and doesn't realize it... Scenario 2: Army guy is trying to get in your GF's pants, and your GF realizes it... BTW, whenever someone claims they have a PSG1, that's often a good sign of a liar. I've never met someone that bragged about their PSG1 who actually turned out owning one. Kind of like the "Navy SEALS" I always run into at all the gunshows...
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:36:15 AM EDT
Hummers.[naughty] CHRIS
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:37:55 AM EDT
She will see the .50 Cal alright.....But he will do the shooting......[:)] In this case....size does matter...He..He..He..
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:38:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Yankee1911: You've just entered the "We can still be friends" zone.
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[Twilight Zone] Do Do Do Do ... Do Do Do Do[/Twilight Zone]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:41:49 AM EDT
oh she'll be driving the hummer al right.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:56:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2003 10:57:27 AM EDT by valblade]
Ok its cool she has friends but why the heck was I not invited. I would even pay for all the ammo. psg-1 oh my god! if we break up I get the kids. 2 female ferrets mine and 1 boy which was hers.Her other son(ferret) just died. What a bad mother. I can't believe I was not invited to go.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:56:50 AM EDT
He is a military man and he can afford a PSG1? That doesnt add up.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:03:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By valblade: Ok its cool she has friends but why the heck was I not invited. I would even pay for all the ammo. psg-1 oh my god! if we break up I get the kids. 2 female ferrets mine and 1 boy which was hers.Her other son(ferret) just died. What a bad mother. I can't believe I was not invited to go.
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Which of those ferrets bit you on the balls? I let her keep that one...
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:04:05 AM EDT
hes national guard. so he has another job.I think hes a officer. he runs the show boys.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:07:44 AM EDT
Call the NRA and have them intervene.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:14:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2003 11:16:14 AM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Now's the time to either slap that bitch back into reality or sell her off to the next pimp. I hope you have a strong pimp hand, your gonna need it.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:16:40 AM EDT
it sounds kinda innocent, but it's not wrong to feel jealous
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:19:05 AM EDT
Lose her now. Even if she says she's sorry. It WILL happen again. Cut your losses and move on.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:20:42 AM EDT
she's cheating on you.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:30:38 AM EDT
I just entered the we are still friends with my ex of 2.4 years.. the way I see it I am better off I do not have to buy her anything and I still get the occasional sport fuck. Of course when she totaly replaces me I am fucked.. Ropes
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:34:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ian187: oh she'll be driving the hummer al right.
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Or is it she'll be hummin' the driver?
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 11:39:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 12:12:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By shotar: I'd call the FBI and report a potential misuse of government property and facilities, but thats just me. [B)]
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Hey didnt we have some other members here that would call his boss and bitch about the miss use of government property. MMMMMMm
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 12:15:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By racebaiter: why do you people always think the worst...
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That way you can prepare when it happens, which is most of the time.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 12:28:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheFNG: He is a military man and he can afford a PSG1? That doesnt add up.
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You are not kidding, that is a lot of saving. Anyway, this dude probably has a yard stick hanging out in his trousers to boot. You are done for. Time to Rob Daitch her while you still have the chance.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 12:39:59 PM EDT
Condolences to you, Captain Dunsel.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 12:41:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 12:44:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By racebaiter: why do you people always think the worst...
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I've never thought the worst. It usually ends up far worse than I could ever imagine.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 1:00:56 PM EDT
Just ask her if you can go with her. That should make her squirm a bit or at least speed up the process of her letting you go.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 1:22:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 2:11:30 PM EDT
Never, NEVER, allow your woman to hang out with a guy you don't know. Even if she thinks it's innocent, he's trying to fuck her. And sooner or later she might decide to take him up on his offer. Even if it's a guy you DO know, or a good friend, time with opposite sex freinds should be carefully monitored and limited. The same goes vise-versa. A woman shouldn't trust her man with another woman either. Nip this in the bud or you will be in for a world of hurt.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 2:23:31 PM EDT
It's done. It's over. but wait, . . . , nope. I think that's it.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 2:26:36 PM EDT
Stick the .50 BMG in her pooper and post pics.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 2:40:04 PM EDT
Been there, done that. Don't get caught up in the entire "Please forgive me, it won't happen again routine". If they cheat, they'll repeat. If your suspicion's are true, move on. There are plenty of others to choose from out there. I learned the hard way and would never again attempt a forgive and forget episode. I've seen a lot of this in our area, and you will just end up cycling through the same experience over and over. Let someone else enjoy the experience, you can sit back and watch it from afar.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 3:33:59 PM EDT
HAAAAYYYYY Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 3:37:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By racebaiter: why do you people always think the worst...
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It is the one sure way of avoiding disappointment.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 3:48:53 PM EDT
I didn't bother to read all the posts. "I would give her to him for a chance to shoot all day with one" She's not your girlfriend, she's your penis holster. Get over it because "it" never was.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 3:54:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BKinzey: I didn't bother to read all the posts. "I would give her to him for a chance to shoot all day with one" She's not your girlfriend, she's your penis holster. Get over it because "it" never was.
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LOL! hell yea brotha! can I get an amen!
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 4:34:17 PM EDT
I really can't give you any kind of advice without pics of g/f...... I mean if she's a hog an' all....[:D]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 6:02:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2003 6:05:05 PM EDT by tac45]
Only one thing you can do! GET MORE GUNS[:D]!! And if that doesn't win her over, hay atleast you have MORE GUNS!! Seriously though if you really feel like this guy is trying to weasle in on your tang, why not ask politly if you could go, just to see what she says. If she can't give you a good answer why not, then forget her.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 8:15:42 PM EDT
Sorry, but he already tapped it. Give him a hummer and maybe he'll invite you too. EUNUCH!
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 8:38:23 PM EDT
Listen, forget all these guys who are just breaking your balls, saying your girlfriend is banging this other dude!! It is entirely possible that they have a completely Platonic relationship and the thought of sexual congress hasn't even crossed their minds!! Of course, this possibility is so remote as to be essentially nonexistent. Yeah, he's tappin' her alright...
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 8:45:55 PM EDT
Call Dr.Freud I cant believe you guys think I am gay. Where did you guys get an idea like that...
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