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Posted: 5/20/2003 4:40:56 PM EDT
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poo nan e What happened to the ex in Cali? No dice?
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See, you get a little and the floodgate opens. Women can smell desperation. I think we emit some pheremone that says to them, "This MF is a loser who couldn't get laid at a whore convention in a mattress factory." Glad things are perking up. No pun intended.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 4:58:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: She's a lil heavy around the hip area, but tolerable.
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Nothing wrong with that.Remember you need someplace to set your beer and the remote control.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:00:25 PM EDT
It is my sincere hope that your luck in scoring a job is far, far better than your luck in scoring some nookie, LT. [}:D] It does make for some interesting reading though. [:D] Especially for us "been married forever" guys. Misery loves company, you know, so it's always nice to hear of someone else who gets lucky as infrequently as I do. [>(] Good luck with the Starbucks girl. For what they charge for a cup of Joe, you should at least get a backrub with it... (maybe you can use that for an opening line??) [;)]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:02:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Originally Posted By BenDover: poo nan e What happened to the ex in Cali? No dice?
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The dice has been rolled. More than once [;)] We did the sailing to Catalina thing last Tues-Thurs. Matter of fact I just spoke to her this afternoon. I'm good to go for another 6months or so.
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That's it on the Catalina trip???? [b]THAT'S ALL WE GET????[/b] Where's the pics and story??? WTF kind of serial is this any how, ya cut out the good parts!!! [snoopy] Geesh......
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Originally Posted By tc6969: Hey Al try this one! When you go back to Starbucks tell Thunder thighs that you had a VERY STRANGE dream about her last night. Then refuse to tell her about it and act a little embarrassed. I will drive her fookin crazy! I have gotten a lot of mileage out of this one IT WORKS!
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I second the motion on this trick. It TOTALLY works! Actually, anything you can do to make the girl keep you on her mind (good OR BAD) will keep her coming back...at least for awhile.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:53:44 PM EDT
TEXAS WOMEN REQUIRE THAT YOU INVITE THEM OUT!!!! [rolleyes] GET MOVING!!!!! if you want [sex]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:06:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Originally Posted By paratrooper318: For what they charge for a cup of Joe, you should at least get a backrub with it... (maybe you can use that for an opening line??) [;)]
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Hey!! That is a good one!! She doesn't work again till Friday so I'll have to wait.
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Puleaseee dont try that one!! you can come up with something better. Dont blow it.
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Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:01:55 PM EDT
"Go, Lordtrader, go!" [:D] OK, now you gotta find a job...
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