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Posted: 5/19/2003 10:57:35 PM EDT
A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a >>brand-new Jeep Cherokee appeared out of a dust cloud, advanced toward >him >>and stopped. The driver, a 20-something fella wearing a Brioni suit, >Gucci >>shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and a YSL tie, leaned out of the window and >>asked the shepherd, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have >in >>your flock, will you give me one?" >> >>The shepherd looked at the young guy, then at his peacefully grazing >flock, >>and calmly answered, "sure." >> >>The young man parked his car, whipped out his notebook computer, >connected >>it to a cell phone, surfed to a NASA page on the Internet where he >called >>up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the >>area, then opened up a database and some Excel spreadsheets with complex >>formula. He finally printed out a 15-page report on his hi-tech >>miniaturized printer, turned around to our shepherd and said, "You have >>here exactly 1,586 sheep!" >> >>"Amazing! That's correct! Like I agreed, you can have one of my sheep," >>said the shepherd. The shepherd watched the man make a selection and >bundle >>it into his Cherokee. When he was finished the sheepherder said, "If I >can >>tell you exactly what your political persuasion is and who you work for, >>will you give me back my sheep?" >> >>"Okay, why not," answered the young man. >> >>"You're a Democrat and you're working for Jesse Jackson," said the >>shepherd. >> >>"Wow! That's correct," said the young man. "How did you ever guess >>that?" >> >>"Easy," answered the shepherd. "Nobody called you, but you showed up >here >>anyway. You want to be paid for providing a solution to a question >>I already knew the answer to. And you clearly don't know squat about >what >>you're doing. Now . . . can I have my dog back?" >>
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 11:26:45 PM EDT
[rofl2]
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 11:40:12 PM EDT
Ahahahahahhah! Im gonna send that one around at work!
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