http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/DCForumID32/1912.html

A member started a post claiming he/she/it wants a gun to defend he/she/itself against GWB. This gem followed:




[LOL]

Man, there's enough material in that one post alone to keep a team of psrinks busy for years!

Wow, is the Left REALLY that zany?

Another winner:



[rofl]

Oh, now I know why "DUh" is such a great shorthand for that sewer!

[rofl2]

Check THIS out! All their pathetic beliefs (and therefore, PROBLEMS) rolled up into one concise post:



[lol]

Oh, man.....these guys are too much!

After this one, I'm going to ask Ilikelegs to develop the official "I'm a PUSSY" emoticon:

So you think this MENSA-tard was a dropout...?

I don't know, but I'm guessing he didn't go to school in a "rich neighborhood".  [:D]

Dumbass Underground.com is always in a constant state of turmoil

here is a test to counter this statement

A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.

One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school.

She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying.

He asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she was hung over.

Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.

The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing".

The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".

[b]A shocking level of gun violence on our streets and in our schools has shown America the need to keep guns away from those who shouldn't have them - in ways that respect the rights of hunters, sportsmen, and legitimate gun owners."[/b]

No shooting in my streets or the schools near me.  I see no shocking level of gun violence.
Maybe they live in a shitty neighborhood .

[b]Are we to give in to the Facists and buy guns to help bloody the streets with?[/b]

Just looked out the window... no blood in or on the street.

[b]
-free quality high school and collage education (not just good education in the rich neighborhoods)
- free health care
- free food and shelter for all who need it
[/b] Nothing is free someone has to pay for it.  My GF works as a school psrink.  One of her biggest problems is get the POS parents to actual show up to the meeting scheduled to get their children [red]FREE[/RED] help.  Many of the children she sees are the result of drug and alcohol use by the mother during pregnancy.
[b]
- support for local small business[/b]

Look in the phone book under Small Business Administration

[b]- creation of community spaces (parks, gardens, plazas, etc.)[/b]

Sure how do you want to pay for them?
[b]
- community conflict management consuls[/b]

911
[b]
- end to racially biased law enforcement where people of color are more harshly treated (especially when it comes to the drug war)[/b]

No comment
[b]- end to the drug war[/b]

See my comment about mothers doing drugs

No, if they started to inject truth into their happy little perfect world there entire society would [b]collapse[/b]

Yup, the truth scares the shit out of those losers.

Submitted for your amusement. [:D]

http://www.literalpolitics.com/DUParty.htm

do not hotlink... don't use "img" tags to hotlink the photos.

Nahh... It has been carefully proven that excessive exposure to rational thought will cause the average Democrat's head to explode. Because of the mess that this creates, all ISPs have implemented programs that make ar15.com and other gunsites invisible to DU posters (unless they had accounts at those sites first, which would make them infiltrators).

WOW!!

All I can say is, would you like a same sex partner with your cig??

It's really no more "zany", than the idea that some on the so-called "right", will continue to vote for those who sign and pass the AWB reauthorization... Wonder what a shrink would say about that??

What if:

The DU Party & the Arfcom party were both booked for the same place?

That sounds like a riot!

[argue] [stick]

BTW, I notice these guys always call conservatives Fascist. Do they even know what Fascism is?

I like this one:

[b]Jokerman  (179 posts)      
May-16-03, 02:13 PM (ET)  
8. Another former advocate of gun control.
I can honestly say that my most of my political opinions have remained unchanged during my adult years. One notable exception is gun control. Twenty years ago I advocated confiscating and destroying all handguns, automatic and semi-automatic weapons. That was when I still had the naïve idea that the government was good, honest and trustworthy.
As the Reagan years dragged on and the War On Drugs gained momentum, my trust in the government gradually eroded. Even during the Clinton years I felt the slide towards an oppressive government may have slowed but it didn’t stop. Now with the neo-con fascists running the show, I’ve come to embrace the saying “love your country, fear your government”. I now believe that the second amendment wasn’t included so that we could protect ourselves from each other but so that we could protect ourselves from a government gone mad with power.

I still would like to think that there are ways to keep guns out of the hands of criminals but I no longer feel that turning all weapons over to the government is a sound idea.[/b]

No, they don't.

A lot of liberals ignore that facism grew out of socalism.

On a side note, I was suprised as hell when my History 002 teacher at PSU spent a class and a half on that fact when we hit the 1920s.

After reviewing those photos I have decided I need to gain a few hundred pounds or become a lesbian before I post at DU.

I have never seen so many fat ugly pieces of shit in one location.  I have seen smaller folks at a weight watchers meeting.

Check out that poster's name: headlouse. Is that apt or what? "free" healthcare, "free" college education, "free" housing and food to anyone who wants it.  Scumbag parasite liberals. Nothing is "free".  These guys just redefine who pays for these things (namely, NOT THEM).

I was just reading an [url=http://www.nationalreview.com/derbyshire/derbyshire051903.asp]article[/url] about San Francisco's homeless problem which, if you haven't been there lately, defies belief. He mentions the UN Plaza, which is a magnificent and majestic public space that is filled with homeless and smelled like an open sewer when I visited there. Turns out San Franciscans give $400 a month to each and every homeless person who wants it.  No questions asked, hard cash.  Then they wonder why with such generosity and compassion, why do the numbers of homeless keep growing?  So fucking clueless.

Ah, yes.....another gem from one of the resident kooks.

I'f you don't agree with the kook line 100%, you're no different that the socialists on DUh.

There's logic for ya.... [rolleyes]

I looked at the pictures saw lesbos, and old hippies. So that is what they grow up and look like.

They're a pathetic lot.

Who said they weren't different?? I just said one idea was JUST as zany as the other!! And it is!!
Are you saying that when a repub Congress and president reauthorize the AWB, only "kooks" like me will NOT vote for them???





OR, will it be the "kooks" who vote FOR them!!![;D]

[rolleyes]