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Posted: 5/19/2003 9:52:21 AM EDT
Besides drinking a 12 pack of beer, what food should a person be eating to keep one "regular"? I eat a lot of bananas......is this part of the problem? I expect to get totally humilitated on this subject, but I was wondering what food to eat that would be helpful. If I can come up with the right foods, the humiliation will have been worth it. Thanks. vmax84
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 9:54:50 AM EDT
Eat one large orange (not the peel or the seeds) before bed every night.
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Salads with every dinner... Cole Slaw... Scott
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 9:58:33 AM EDT
Eat an apple a day. Thats what momma always said.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 9:59:54 AM EDT
You need to be drinking about a gallon of water every day, the more fresh fruits and veggies, the better.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:03:20 AM EDT
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Cabbage [fart]
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:04:31 AM EDT
Monkey meat...... [:D]
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:05:58 AM EDT
I've virtually eliminated fried foods out of my diet and have been drinking quite a bit of water as well. I do eat quite a few apples, celery, bananas, fruits and vegtables, Grape Nut Cereal (I love that stuff), but haven't tried oranges in a while. Still running, lifting, bike riding, and really watching the garbage I put in my mouth....ie, try to stay away from fried foods, sugar, pop, etc. But do slip on occassion and have a beer or two. What about eating cereals such as "all bran" or something like that? Isn't bran suppose to be good for ya? Thanks again. vmax84
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:18:07 AM EDT
Papa Johns Pizza Better ingredients=major case of the squirts
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Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:34:15 AM EDT
Taco Bell "Run for the Border" [toilet]
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:39:22 AM EDT
Gravy shakes.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:43:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By vmax84: What about eating cereals such as "all bran" or something like that? Isn't bran suppose to be good for ya?
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For something with some flavor, try raisin bran. I like the Total brand personally.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:44:12 AM EDT
YOu need to get more fiber in your diet. The one food which I enjoy for the aformentioned task is the potato. I eat them with the skin. I found that really does the job.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:48:36 AM EDT
I'm on a see food diet.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 11:06:10 AM EDT
Lots of leafy green vegetables. If you're lucky you won't even have to whipe........One of lifes little triumphs[beer]
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Link Posted: 5/19/2003 11:56:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ScottG: Taco Bell "Run for the Border" [toilet]
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I'll second that one. I don't even make it out of the restaurant and I'm lettin loose!
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 12:05:24 PM EDT
i drink tang flavored fiber every morning and every night. if i dont i go back and forth depending on what food i ate that day. but the fiber guarantees that i wont take off into space after i just downed some after death sauce.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 12:32:02 PM EDT
Chinese food. All the vegetables will make you like the Energizer Bunny....You'll keep going, and going, and going.......
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 12:37:22 PM EDT
Recently had a trip to the proctologist with telephone poles for fingers [shock]. He said that in order to avoid anymore trips to see him, I needed to eat Fiber One cereal. 1/2 cup till you get used to it, then 1 cup a day. Made a believer out of me? [bounce] L'man
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Link Posted: 5/19/2003 1:06:33 PM EDT
Get a large bag of dried mixed fruit. Eat it and call me in the morning. [8D]
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 1:25:44 PM EDT
LOL! The old guys at work swear by Metamucil. As to your question about bananas, have you ever heard of the BRAT diet? Bananas, Rice, Apples and Toast. Use it when your little kids have diarrhea. So bananas might not be the direction to go in. Might be different for older people though.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 1:53:30 PM EDT
"They" now recommend that men eat at least nine different servings of fruit or vegetables a day. I believe that the article that I read was referring to raw fruits & vegetables because they are much better for your digestive system as roughage. The roughage also apparently "carries" excess fats out of your system which keeps your heart healthy. There is nothing wrong with bananas but they do not have any fiber to speak of. Bran cereals have a lot of fiber, usually 5 to 7 grams per serving & they are the gold standard. Wheaties have 3 grams so they are OK. Don't suddenly go on a high fiber diet or you will be spending all of your time in the john. Ease into it with a little more fiber each day or every other day. A little known piece of trivia: Some "no sugar" candies use sorbitol as a sweetner & the sorbitol acts as a laxative. Every morning I eat Corn Flakes for the corn, Wheaties for the wheat & Cheerios for the cheer!
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 2:05:34 PM EDT
Yeah, bananas can be a killer; they seem to stop me up. Lately, I've been following the "Warrior Diet": [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0938045350/qid=1053380964/sr=8-2/ref=sr_8_2/002-4662103-6924868?v=glance&s=books&n=507846[/url] In this diet, you don't eat anything but "live" foods during the day (raw fruits & veggies, and fresh juices). Then you load up on the fat & protein (and processed carbs, if you need them) at dinner. It keeps you [b]very[/b] regular, because you digestive tract isn't getting stuffed during the day; it has lots of time to process what's in your intestines. # of BMs > 1/day [;)]
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 2:09:05 PM EDT
Try Uncle Sam cereal. Besides its physical benefits, it actually tastes pretty good.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 2:11:21 PM EDT
This thread is the shits...!
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Link Posted: 5/19/2003 8:09:50 PM EDT
Thanks for all the good info. I've decided to try a few Labatt's tonight for my new diet. Thanks again. vmax84
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 8:25:07 PM EDT
I expect to get totally humilitated on this subject, but I was wondering what food to eat that would be helpful. If I can come up with the right foods, the humiliation will have been worth it. Thanks. vmax84[/quote] "the humiliation will have been worth it. Thanks." We'll see as this thread progresses. Dates,Dates or prune juice. Stay close to the Head.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 9:49:19 PM EDT
its always good to have some ruffage in your diet!
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 10:03:27 PM EDT
Broccolli, cabbage, cereal, and onions. And not all together or your gonna bust!
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 12:10:35 AM EDT
Throw some prunes in your cereal. They taste great! And you WILL be regular.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 1:58:02 AM EDT
Plantains. Boiled, fried, it's all good. Also boiled yucca and ~name work well too. And a combination of all three... Well...you'll just have to find that one out on your own...
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