I think he was reading a book, and heard a noise upstairs.  He got up to investigate, and CAREFULLY put the book down (you know he's accident prone, right?), but when he did, it slipped off the table, which hit and woke up the sleeping cat.
The newly and rudely awakened feline, all freaked out from the sudden impact but not knowing what happened, darted out from under the pool table, tangled itself up in CG's feet.  CG trips and falls sideways, knocking over a Bushy that was leaning against the wall.  The Bushy hits the ground and discharges, sending a round through the near leg and the far diagonal leg.  The leg breaks and falls on top of the Bushy, which is spun around but the table falling on it, and it discharges again, sending another round through the other leg on the near side.  The table, now having only two damaged legs to take the weight, falls and crushes CG's stash of t nuts.
[:D]