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Posted: 5/18/2003 12:25:36 AM EDT
I need to show a friend what a good flame is. He showed me: Your posts are the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live." You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. No, come to think of it, you would. found at http://www.moviecodec.com/mb/topic.php?tid=1467
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 8:18:56 AM EDT
Submitted for your approval, with apologies to Garandman: Garandman, your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the slowest sperm does fertilize the egg... While you may fancy yourself some sort of a “Christian”, I am sure Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap. All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written. You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more then felons or beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity; with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome. You are the type of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist. Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can’t even grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped. You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of “Garandman”, thus explaining his future actions. I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit. Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness, pain, misery, “Out of the Closet” outspoken homosexual children, traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you didn’t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always having “something in your eye”, having to smell other peoples farts in elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job, medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes in your socks, underwear that’s too tight, sexual impotence, limb amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole. I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring everyone on this planet of differing views together, for the sole purpose of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate rodents. I fucking hate you. McUZI
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 8:21:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 8:34:51 AM EDT
It's quite obvious this man reads WAY too much British humor. Basically everything he says sounds like a Douglas Adams book. I've read two Douglas Adams books and I'm a big Monty Python fan, reading it reminds me of the usual dry, intelligent, British humor.
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 9:09:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cypher214: It's quite obvious this man reads WAY too much British humor. Basically everything he says sounds like a Douglas Adams book. I've read two Douglas Adams books and I'm a big Monty Python fan, reading it reminds me of the usual dry, intelligent, British humor.
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Did McUzi just get pantsed??? Is he a plagerizer??
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 10:52:32 AM EDT
Plagarizer, maybe. Thinks like a British comedian when it comes time to taunt someone, definitely. "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 10:54:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sherm8404: I don't think that's original material.
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No, he wrote that. It's popped up around the internet elsewhere, which irked McUZI a lot.
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 10:54:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 11:09:11 AM EDT
The French Taunter indeed, however the material was written by a Brit you foul food trough washer, you son of a silly person, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries, I fart in your general direction.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 3:26:46 PM EDT
BTT So my brother could see it.
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