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36% hillbilly, 100% cracker checking in. Old news on the Florida crocs. I remember about 25 years ago we were in the Saint Petersburg area on a mini vacation with our, then young, son. We had just bought him a little fishing pole and while walking towards the pier, saw a croc about 14' long sunbathing on the shore. We let the little guy 'fish' for a bit and at one point he dropped the pole into the water, which was maybe 15' deep. I could see the pole and was taking my wallet and keys out of my pockets in anticipation of diving in to recover the pole, 'cause I'm a cheap sob. About this time I remembered the croc and looked for it. The croc was nowhere to be seen. As far as I know that pole is still sitting in the water at the end of that pier.....'cause I'm not 'that' crazy. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The first trapper didn't have the proper permit, so he released the female. How in the hell do you "catch and release" a croc? Very carefully. 36% hillbilly, 100% cracker checking in. Old news on the Florida crocs. I remember about 25 years ago we were in the Saint Petersburg area on a mini vacation with our, then young, son. We had just bought him a little fishing pole and while walking towards the pier, saw a croc about 14' long sunbathing on the shore. We let the little guy 'fish' for a bit and at one point he dropped the pole into the water, which was maybe 15' deep. I could see the pole and was taking my wallet and keys out of my pockets in anticipation of diving in to recover the pole, 'cause I'm a cheap sob. About this time I remembered the croc and looked for it. The croc was nowhere to be seen. As far as I know that pole is still sitting in the water at the end of that pier.....'cause I'm not 'that' crazy. Sissy |
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Which is why I always carried my G20 or G29 when kayaking in the Everglades.
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Easy. There are no Florida crocs. Just gators. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? No permit needed to kill, BUT how do you distinguish a Nile croc from a Florida croc? Easy. There are no Florida crocs. Just gators. Uh, no. |
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I've got a pic somewhere of the Crocodile Crossing sign near Turkey Point.
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Pretty easy to tell the difference, this is a Florida Croc. http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/VH-crocs-1.jpg Screen name? Aimless. Don't be too hard on the Penguin, that's his molting period. I feel bad because he has to remain in that shoe for two weeks. I would pay somebody to photo chop Aimless' ( Opus ) head on that. OK, well, not real money, but 500 internet points and arfcom greatness. |
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There's a few on the side of US 1 heading into The Keys too. https://shoestringweekends.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/4799430193_ee9d578f82.jpg Though there are definitely crocs in the bay I think they're really there too rile up the tourists. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've got a pic somewhere of the Crocodile Crossing sign near Turkey Point.I found a pic online http://gewirtz.net/photoblog/archives/000890.html There's a few on the side of US 1 heading into The Keys too. https://shoestringweekends.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/4799430193_ee9d578f82.jpg Though there are definitely crocs in the bay I think they're really there too rile up the tourists. what the heck, you see them diving? I would rather see a shark |
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what the heck, you see them diving? I would rather see a shark View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've got a pic somewhere of the Crocodile Crossing sign near Turkey Point.I found a pic online http://gewirtz.net/photoblog/archives/000890.html There's a few on the side of US 1 heading into The Keys too. https://shoestringweekends.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/4799430193_ee9d578f82.jpg Though there are definitely crocs in the bay I think they're really there too rile up the tourists. what the heck, you see them diving? I would rather see a shark US 1 is literally the only way in or out and it goes right through the swamp and eventually the ocean * well maybe not the only way but I don't know anyone who takes Card Sound Rd. |
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Easy. There are no Florida crocs. Just gators. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? No permit needed to kill, BUT how do you distinguish a Nile croc from a Florida croc? Easy. There are no Florida crocs. Just gators. Lol, Yankees. Please stick to your moonshine, meth, pot and DC crooks. You sure as shit don't know anything about Florida critters. There used to be about a 10 footer that hung out at the intake at Turkey Point. It used to spend a lot of time on the bank watching us watching it. |
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US 1 is literally the only way in or out and it goes right through the swamp and eventually the ocean * well maybe not the only way but I don't know anyone who take Card Sound Rd. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've got a pic somewhere of the Crocodile Crossing sign near Turkey Point.I found a pic online http://gewirtz.net/photoblog/archives/000890.html There's a few on the side of US 1 heading into The Keys too. https://shoestringweekends.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/4799430193_ee9d578f82.jpg Though there are definitely crocs in the bay I think they're really there too rile up the tourists. what the heck, you see them diving? I would rather see a shark US 1 is literally the only way in or out and it goes right through the swamp and eventually the ocean * well maybe not the only way but I don't know anyone who take Card Sound Rd. Love card sound road. Much better than the stretch |
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Well, I will just have to add Nile crocs to the list of shit that will kill you or fuck you up in Florida, including black widows, brown recluses, tropical snakes, rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, cougars, black bears, alligators, the Skunk-ape, and driving of retirees from NYC. View Quote Stay out of Sanford or George Zimmerman will kill your ass, too! |
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I always thought that the term crocodile encompassed alligators as well.... or the word crocodilian????
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Quoted: I always thought that the term crocodile encompassed alligators as well.... or the word crocodilian???? May be just terminology. That said, Nile crocs are a no-no View Quote They aren't nearly as inclined to gnaw on people as Nile crocs. |
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Quoted: And here we see the far edge of libertarianism. I want a pair of Nile/Salt Water Crocs. I build a suitable pen for them. Ha. Ha. Suddenly South Florida is crawling with the buggers. I'd have to say that principles notwithstanding, anyone importing such a creature should be fed to it 72 hours before it is barbecued and served to prisoners. View Quote imagine is one where people can fuck the ecosystem for everyone else because they want to import exotic pets... which does not fit any sort of libertarian ideal I can imagine.. |
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? No permit needed to kill, BUT how do you distinguish a Nile croc from a Florida croc? The teef! http://www.searchamateur.com/pictures/crocodile-dentist-1.jpg Fify. The video |
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View Quote The people in that photo are at least 20' behind the croc. |
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Wow tiny people |
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They're all over Florida already. FWC shoots them every week around here. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? They're all over Florida already. FWC shoots them every week around here. Have you seen the warning signs of gators in the pond at OWC? I'm assuming you're in FWB. |
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? No permit needed to kill, BUT how do you distinguish a Nile croc from a Florida croc? Florida croc? Crocodile Dundee was from Florida. Why do you think he talked so funny? |
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There's a bunch that hang out by the Turkey point nuclear plant in the cooling canal.
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They're all over Florida already. FWC shoots them every week around here. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? They're all over Florida already. FWC shoots them every week around here. There are no wild Komodo dragons in Florida. Nile Monitors yes, but not Komodos. |
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Dumb question du jour: Do crocs and gators live together okay, or will the crocs eventually kill off all the gators?
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Dumb question du jour: Do crocs and gators live together okay, or will the crocs eventually kill off all the gators? View Quote They do ok together. They have been together for millions of years. Crocs and Gators live side by side in some areas. Flamingo boat ramps you will see both in the same water. |
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How in the hell do you "catch and release" a croc? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
The first trapper didn't have the proper permit, so he released the female. How in the hell do you "catch and release" a croc? Probably more crocs catch and release humans than the other way around... |
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Stay out of Sanford or George Zimmerman will kill your ass, too! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Well, I will just have to add Nile crocs to the list of shit that will kill you or fuck you up in Florida, including black widows, brown recluses, tropical snakes, rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, cougars, black bears, alligators, the Skunk-ape, and driving of retirees from NYC. Stay out of Sanford or George Zimmerman will kill your ass, too! Also Cuban tree frogs that'll crawl into your electric meter and burn your house down while you sleep. |
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South Florida has native crocodiles also. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Large_american_crocodile.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? No permit needed to kill, BUT how do you distinguish a Nile croc from a Florida croc? Florida croc? South Florida has native crocodiles also. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Large_american_crocodile.jpg If we could hunt them I wouldn't have to spend almost $5k buying gator boots....http://www.timsboots.com/bljanaalelpa.html |
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WTF permit is needed for an invasive and dangerous species? Do I need to get a license if I find a hyena or a komodo dragon in my yard? No permit needed to kill, BUT how do you distinguish a Nile croc from a Florida croc? Nile croc's walk like an Egyptian. |
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Pretty easy to tell the difference, this is a Florida Croc. http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/VH-crocs-1.jpg Screen name? George R.R. Martin |
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Oh bull sh*t. The damned salt water crocs have always been down there. Around the 10,000 islands was where most of them hung out. The grown ones are kind of scary if you were young and in a small boat because they're over 15 feet long. I'm talking early 50's when I first saw them.
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