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Posted: 5/16/2003 9:58:39 PM EDT
Obviously, the troops are getting lonely [img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid62/p999fb0e34a94ed0f34a6445aa210c63a/fc239412.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/16/2003 10:09:01 PM EDT
Just think of all the homeless sock babies...
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 12:28:37 AM EDT
Is it O.K. to pat your puppy?
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 5:00:27 AM EDT
11BC2, Were you a Dragon gunner? I managed to avoid that job whan I was 2\16 Mech.
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 5:29:19 AM EDT
But....it says nothing about skinning your squirrel...
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 6:34:31 AM EDT
And I guess beating the weasel and flogging the dolphin are A-ok, along with punching the munchkin and polishing the bishop.
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 8:16:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 11BC2: Obviously, the troops are getting lonely [url]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid62/p999fb0e34a94ed0f34a6445aa210c63a/fc239412.jpg[/url]
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And bored....Good sense of humor though!!
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 8:18:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/17/2003 8:19:38 AM EDT by liberty86]
Originally Posted By FiveO: Just think of all the homeless sock babies...
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[ROFL2] We caught a guy doing it to a raw ham, in the Galley one time!!! (Yes, it was a boneless ham!) (Originally!! [:D])
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 9:43:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sgt_Gold: 11BC2, Were you a Dragon gunner? I managed to avoid that job whan I was 2\16 Mech.
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Yes, first with 4/23, 9 ID & then with 199th SMB...and it had much suck. Carrying an extra 50 lbs on a road march definitely builds character. On a positive note, the round would blow the snot out of any bad guy tank. Once, using the thermal sight, I watched a high school couple get it on. It's pretty cool to actually see the different temperatures on an excited female form.[}:D] Paul
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 10:03:44 PM EDT
I see nothing on those signs that would prevent flogging the goblin, batting the bishop or (my personal favorite) caning the vandal.
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 10:34:33 PM EDT
That sign was actually posted at Gitmo for the prisoners who didn't speak english... (From what I am told)...But "peeling chilies" probably doesn't mean the same thing there than it does here...
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 10:48:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FiveO: Just think of all the homeless sock babies...
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We used to call them our "Happy Sock or Mrs. Sock or Sock B%tch" BTW: cotton works better than green wool socks. We wrote to all sorts of companies to try to get stuff sent to us. Once in a while they would: We got a whole bunch of cheap cigars. The best was when Lubraderm sent us a whole case of lotion. My platoon was very mellow the next couple of days. I am just glad the case did not arrive the day before the ground war started.
Link Posted: 5/17/2003 11:01:48 PM EDT
At least there are no signs stopping you from punching your clown.
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 7:02:41 AM EDT
This is from Al Udeid Qatar during OEF.
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 7:21:49 AM EDT
OK! Don't spank the monkey, but how about Organ Grinding?
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 7:24:10 AM EDT
my sig line says it all
Link Posted: 5/18/2003 8:00:39 PM EDT
Picture is from the SW Asia theater...got it from a co-worker's son stationed "over there" with the USAF. And "punching the clown" is almost as funny as "roughing up the suspect".
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 5:48:30 AM EDT
Hey...it only forbids it from 12 pm until 12 am. The other 12 hours....pound the pud, make baby batter, kill your children, fondle the phalace, play with the four "Off" brothers..Beat, Jerk, Jack and Whack.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 6:54:22 AM EDT
Feel free to milk the lizard.
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 7:25:10 AM EDT
I guess you're still allowed to squeeze the weasel, shake the snake, do the five knuckle shuffle, work up a batch, dispense some man batter, jerk the gurkha, slap the salami, or abuse your best friend until he pukes. CJ
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 7:31:22 AM EDT
...prime the piss pump, shag the carpet, wrestle the one eyed wonder, make a protein shake, squirt some yogurt, knock the helmet off the snail, knit a snake sweater, white wash the floor, polish the skin flute, tune the organ...
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 5:39:13 PM EDT
Looks like they have the situation well in-hand
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 5:43:27 PM EDT
Rough up the suspect
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 5:48:03 PM EDT
eh, the joys of speakign English. One of the few languages that has enough adjectives and nouns that this list will never die. Canadian joke: 1st guy says, "I left dem der door open last night." the 2nd guy goes, "Did any of those meeses come by?" 1st guy, "Yeah, they came in dem der door. then I said, 'Get out of my hoos you damned meeses." "Did they leave?" "No, there still in there, I shut the door on dem meeses." If you don't get it, you aren't close enough to Canada
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 6:25:23 PM EDT
I just started a SPAM email from this thread: Rough up the suspect Prime the piss pump Shag the carpet Wrestle the one eyed wonder Make a protein shake Squirt some yogurt Knock the helmet off the snail Knit a snake sweater White wash the floor Polish the skin flute Tune the organ Squeeze the weasel Shake the snake Do the five knuckle shuffle Work up a batch Dispense some man batter Jerk the gurkha Slap the salami Abuse your best friend until he pukes Milk the lizard Pound the pud Make baby batter Kill your children Fondle the phalace Play with the four "Off" brothers..Beat, Jerk, Jack and Whack Punch the clown Spank the monkey Organ Grinding Peel the chilies Flogg the goblin Batting the bishop Caning the vandal Beating the weasel and Flogging the dolphin Punching the munchkin and Polishing the bishop Skin the squirrel Pat your puppy And one I just made up: Sight in the rifle
Link Posted: 5/19/2003 8:16:04 PM EDT
Strangle the dangle Tweakin' the deacon Killin'(or thrillin') the villain
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 2:32:51 AM EDT
Shakin'hands with Ben Franklin Wankin' Scrubbin' the scalliwag Pounding your pork And...Chucking custard.
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