Welcome everyone to tonight's show.  This is going to be the best show yet. Our special guest will be Mike Tyson, he will be talking about the ins and outs of sex in prison.

Onto the Top 10!  Tonight's catagory is [b] Top 10 signs your girl friend is a man![/b]

[b]10[/b]   She has a fear of committement

[b]9[/b]    You catch her shaving her legs...and her back!

[b]8[/b]    She always leaves the toilet seat up.

[b]7[/b]    She wears Stetson cologne instead of White Diamonds.

[b]6[/b]    She only likes anal sex

[b]5[/b]    Her handshake is stronger then yours.

[b]4[/b]    She hates to cuddle after sex

[b]3[/b]    You find Ductape in the bathroom.

[b]2[/b]    On AR15.com she posts under the name "TheRedGoat"

and the number 1 sign your girlfriend is a man.

[b]1[/b]    That's not a flashlite in her pocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you and have a great night!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sgtar15

I really hope you mean giving and not receiving.