I humbly tender this song to the Membership for their consideration.

(Sung to the tune of Emerson, Lake & Palmer's [i]Karn Evil #9[/i])

Welcome back my friends to the thread that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Login now! Login now!
In the thread that's got a poll, lurks our favorite little troll
His name’s Imbroglio.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the rant's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
The moderator’s watching like a hawk
Here he comes - I’m IN BEFORE THE LOCK!
Gonna feed the trolls, let’s lose control.
Gonna feed the trolls, let’s Rock and Roll .....

Not to be outdone, there’s a man we call The Hun
He is Zion’s favorite son
His post-count’s second to none
Come inside, the rant's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Gonna feed the trolls, let’s lose control.
Gonna feed the trolls, let’s Rock and Roll .....

[Extended Riff]

There’s a new gal on the board, she’s immediately adored
By a horny raving horde
But they’re ignored!  They’re ignored!
Making their debut, it’s The PhotoShopping Crew
If they get a shot of you
You are through!  You are through!

Come on!  Come on!  Come on!
Feed the trolls!

To EdSr’s dismay, the whole board’s in disarray
Laurie Dhue’s Babe of the Day!
On display!  On display!
We would like it to be known, that these posts that you’ve been shown
Are no fault of our own,
Not our own.  Not our own.
Gonna feed the trolls!
Gonna feed the trolls!
Gonna feed the trolls!

Feed the trolls!

LOL!!!

Very good!

If you can come up with that, you should be getting paid writing.....


TS

Editing due to lack of writing skill.

Most excellent! [beer]

I like it!

Much better lyrics to the only song that ELP ever wrote good lyrics for.

Did that make ANY sense???????

great job!!!!!!!

Magnificent work.  [booze]

I dig it.

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Very good.  Now if you have some friends in a studio who can dub it...

Wow, thanks for the enthusiastic response everyone.

It would be cool to be able to find a music-only track of [i]Karn Evil #9[/i] so I could record it.

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Nice work!

Schweeeeeet!  (course, it doesn't hurt that I love that song)

Someone's got too much time on his hands. [;)] Excellent lyrics however.

[bow]  Thank you!  Thank you very much!

Now for my next number, a medley of Barbara Streisand hits!

[brick]

Well, at least one person didn't like it.  Maybe they just freaked out when I mentioned the Barbara Streisand medley.  [:D]