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Posted: 5/11/2003 12:52:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/11/2003 1:19:16 PM EDT by Tactical_Jew]
Here I am sitting at my den in my quiet upscale suburban neighborhood relaxing after a long morning at a local gun show(filled up on jerky samples and free coffee) when I notice these individuals performing moves that go against the law of physics.They were also dressd like what a rickshaw boy would wear.Not sure what the uniform or clothes are called. They were running and trying to run up that large tree in the pic, jumping down from said tree and performing somersaults, walking on their hands and high flying kicks. They were also throwing something up against the tree, probably ninja stars or throwing knives. PICS: [img]http://thesnipersnest.com/ninja_1.JPG[/img] [img]http://thesnipersnest.com/ninja_2.JPG[/img] [img]http://thesnipersnest.com/ninja_3.JPG[/img] [img]http://thesnipersnest.com/ninja_4.JPG[/img] These Ninjas were really cool.I went up and asked if I could snap a couple pics for a website.They had no problem, but told me they would chop my head off with a flick of their wrist if they had to as they're registered deadly weapons. [img]http://thesnipersnest.com/Ninjas_6.JPG[/img] [img]http://thesnipersnest.com/ninjas_7.JPG[/img]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 1:03:46 PM EDT
Wierd. The guy standing in the third pic is wearing a Kung Fu uniform, I can't remember what its called.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 1:06:47 PM EDT
OH SHIT! TacJew, you're DEAD!! Ninjas like kill EVERYONE. They'll flip out and start cutting heads off left and right. Run for the hills. Don't look back or you'll get a ninja star in your eye. Ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet!
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 1:22:37 PM EDT
Only in California. Man, that place is weirder than any of the THHGTTG books. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 1:50:07 PM EDT
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 1:56:57 PM EDT
Anyone else remember the Tick episode "Night of the Million Zillion Ninjas".
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:00:54 PM EDT
[img]http://thesnipersnest.com/Ninjas_6.JPG[/img] That ninja on the right looks like the guy from Angel. Guess he's wearing sunscreen. [img]photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=476[/img] [url=www.nra.org][b][red]NRA[/red][/url] [url=www.nra.org][blue]Life Member[/blue][/url] [url=www.gunowners.org][b][red]GOA[/red] [/url] [url=www.gunowners.org][blue]Life Member[/blue][/url] [url=www.saf.org][red]SAF[/red][/url] [url=www.saf.org][blue]Supporter[/blue][/url] [url=sas-aim.org][red]SAS[/red][/url] [url=sas-aim.org][blue]Supporter[/blue][/b][/url]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:01:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HKocher: Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
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Gaydar is detecting something here...
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:15:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ArmdLbrl: Anyone else remember the Tick episode "Night of the Million Zillion Ninjas".
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You you mean the comic book issue where they disguise themselves as a hedge? Hilarious. BTW, those aren't ninjas. I believe they practice a martial art know as wank-fu.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:19:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HKocher: Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
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[LOL]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:23:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:23:31 PM EDT
i can't wait for the photoshopping to begin.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:28:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NME: Gaydar is detecting something here...
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Uh oh. My 'lackofsenseofhumor-dar' is detecting something here also...
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:36:31 PM EDT
DORKS!....all of them need a haircut, and the guy in the middle needs a job. so he can buy his own gee.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:40:09 PM EDT
Suburban White boys with nothing to do. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 2:43:52 PM EDT
That Mall guy is their Hero.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:01:37 PM EDT
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:12:49 PM EDT
Really....what's with their hair?? A bunch of George Michael / WHAM wannabees???
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:20:17 PM EDT
Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:26:15 PM EDT
Dear God... As the pics loaded I assumed that it was kids playing. These are grown assed men... WTF? Geek threat level [red]RED[/red]!
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:28:40 PM EDT
Those are not Ninjas, they are Shoalin. Didn't you see, "Brainsmasher, a Love Story." ? Bilster
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:32:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/11/2003 3:32:53 PM EDT by Kar98]
I think you're confusing Brainsmasher with LIANG SHANG-PO AND CHU YING-TAI - The Musical.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:37:36 PM EDT
hahahhaah
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:46:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:51:32 PM EDT
hell...if ya wanted some REAL entertainment....lob a tear gas round in the middle of their little game....that'd be funny.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 3:52:31 PM EDT
Are we to assume that that is you in the middle? [;)] J/K.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 5:21:49 PM EDT
Maybe Quentin Tarantino will make an extra dimensional, zombie-ninja movie using regular guys. They would be totally invincible on many different planes of existance!
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 7:39:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FiveO: Dear God... As the pics loaded I assumed that it was kids playing. These are grown assed men... WTF? Geek threat level [red]RED[/red]!
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[LOL] Now that was funny...hahahahaha
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 4:45:46 AM EDT
I thought real ninjas studied Ninpo and Taijutsu. Were there ninjas in China? Oh shit, they're coming for me now.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 5:06:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FiveO: Dear God... As the pics loaded I assumed that it was kids playing. These are grown assed men... WTF? Geek threat level [red]RED[/red]!
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It's not that unusual. I used to train a few friends of mine. We would walk out to lakes, use tennis courts, anywhere we wanted to be that day. Another friend of mine wanted to do some fancy sword fighting so we would find a large, grassy spot and train with wooden swords. I was training in Kung Fu until a back injury sidelined me for a while. Sifu used to hold class in a park every few weeks. Plenty of room for weapons training and it helped recruit new students.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 5:13:56 AM EDT
[size=6]I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS.[/size=6] Thanks a freakin lot.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 5:19:05 AM EDT
they werent mad when you started laughing at them.[rof] And they still let you take the pictures.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 7:35:03 AM EDT
lol [:D]
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 9:04:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98: I think you're confusing Brainsmasher with LIANG SHANG-PO AND CHU YING-TAI - The Musical.
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No, "Brainsmasher, a Love Story" really does exist. It stars Andrew Dice Clay and Terry Hatcher. All through the movie, a renegade group of Shoalin Monks are often refered to as ninjas. They would respond angrily, "We are not ninjas, we are Shaolin!" Then they would kill the offending party. Bilster PS Never heard of the musical mentioned, though it does sound like it too exist. The entertainment industry will come out with anything for a buck. Just watch "Brainsmasher," and you will agree.
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 9:44:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/12/2003 9:44:34 AM EDT by Zaphod]
[img]http://thesnipersnest.com/Ninjas_6.JPG[/img] "There is no spoon!" [lol]
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 9:52:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed: Only in California. Man, that place is weirder than any of the THHGTTG books. [:D]
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NY is filled with normal people? hahaha
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 9:53:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bilster:
Originally Posted By Kar98: I think you're confusing Brainsmasher with LIANG SHANG-PO AND CHU YING-TAI - The Musical.
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Never heard of the musical mentioned, though it does sound like it too exist.
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I'm afraid this this musical does exist, too. It's also known as [i]The Love Eterne [/i].
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