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Posted: 5/10/2003 3:15:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 3:22:41 PM EDT by Searcherfortruth]
My friend worked with a customer whose name is Ralph Breath.(I always wondered if he had a brother named Dick) Now ya gotta wonder if his parents resented having him, or if they were just not to bright. List the funny names you have come across in your life, so we can all get a chuckle out of them too.[lol] Who could forget the race car driver Dick Trickel. Some peoples parents[rolleyes]
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I had an algebra teacher named Dick Bender in H.S. Painful, I would think, but funny when you're 15.
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Shitonyou... funniest real life name I've heard. "Sh.. uh Sh..." "It's pronounced sha-Tone-ya". Today's parents..... TS
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COX AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait thats my name, dammit
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Oh...I forgot! There's a kid named Shithead at my cousin's high school. Pronounced Sha-THE-ed.
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There was a girl in my high school whose parents were dumb enough to name her Chastity Belt. No shit, 100% factual. Belt is a very common last name where I grew up, but what the fuck were these people thinking???
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:46:58 PM EDT
I went to school with a guy named Richard Head, of course everybody called him Dick. My mother went to school with a girl named Ima Hogg. I've seen a girl that her parents said the hospital named her for them, her name is Female'.
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AAHHhahahahahahahahahahahaAAAhahahahahahahaha­h [rofl2][rofl2][rofl2][rofl2]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:50:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GAcop: I went to school with a guy named Richard Head, of course everybody called him Dick.
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Similar ... went to HS with a guy named Richard Wood, and of course everybody called him Dick Wood or Dick Woody.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:54:13 PM EDT
I went to college with a girl named Vonda House. I still wonder wtf kinda name that is...
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I worked with a guy in Canada named Peter Head. The Canadians didn't think it was funny.
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[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 4:20:53 PM EDT by Pale_Rifle]
Richard (Dick) Goodhead (he was gay) Ms Robin Hood doctor in Tulsa named Dick Glick (say it fast) a girl whose first and middle names were Polly Esther _________. (polyester?) added: Miles Long Connie Lindquist Bob Dick (Tulsa City Council) (reminds me of Lorena Bobbitt) Dick Armey
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I new a girl whos 1st 2 names were Shirley May.
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I knew a kid in middle school named Michael Hunt. He went by Mike. Mike Hunt-nice, eh?
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A friend of mine had a commander in the Army whose name was Haung (pronounced "hung") Lee. He had achieved the rank of major and would bet people lunch that his military ID said that he was majorly hung. Since military ID's list the last name first it read "Major Lee, Haung". He got a lot of free lunches that way.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 5:42:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 5:43:12 PM EDT by albob]
Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth: I new a girl whos 1st 2 names were Shirley May.
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My mother's first two names ARE Shirley Mae. She had a friend named Ima Onion. AB
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 5:44:29 PM EDT
A doctor from Korea with the name of Suck Kyu Lee, and a guy with the name of Harry (not Harold, but Harry) Butts.
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Originally Posted By ed1: I knew a kid in middle school named Michael Hunt. He went by Mike. Mike Hunt-nice, eh?
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Haha, I almost forgot. Some dude where I work is named Michael Hawk. When somebody gets paged over the intercom system, it's common practice to repeat the page to make sure they hear you. Anytime somebody pages "Mike Hawk" they realize what it sounded like they said, and when repeating the page they substitute Michael.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 5:51:30 PM EDT
Father Godley was the name of the priest at my old church. i knew twin girls in high school ones name was Porsche, and her sisters initials were B.M.W. i helped a guy put something into layaway at our store. when they asked him his name he said Billy Hill. on the layaway tag(which goes last name first) it read Hill, Billy.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 5:58:52 PM EDT
where i work there are two people, Otis Screws and Susan Laywell. another was April Floods. so... Otis Screws Susan Laywell and April Floods. *chuckle*
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Dick Bendix.
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A lady with the last name of Hollowpeter
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The name of the flight surgeon doing vasectomies at Peterson AFB, CO--Dr Johnson. I knew a family in San Diego way back when; their last name was DeLaun, they named their first son Moe.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 7:44:58 PM EDT
My wife just reminded me of this one. We had a pastor in WI who's name was Gay Frisinger. I was looking for his name in the phone book, & they put last name first, then 1st name & title, so it read, Frisinger, Gay Pastor. We always laughed at that one.
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I have to feel sorry for this guy for at least two reasons. [url]http://www.staffordshire.gov.uk/live/dynamic/cllr/CllrDetails.asp?CllrID=18[/url]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 8:23:54 PM EDT
Knew of a guy named Harden Long. A guy in another town was named Dick Sweet and the dumb bastard reversed it on his mailbox--Sweet Dick OlDad
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I know a little girl named Abc. Its pronounced Abyssee. [slap]
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Know of a guy named Les Hancock. Everybody calls him More Footpussy. And another guy (in the same small town, too) named Buddy Putty.
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[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 8:48:06 PM EDT by bobbyjack]
My name is Robert Cole as an Oklahoma City Firefighter my Officer in charge had a field day of making up their rooster for the Engine Co. At No 1's. Keith Hamburger,and Firefighter Slaw. Yeah you got it we rode the back of the Engine(before the enclosed cabs) And no matter how we stood it always spelled Hamburger,Cole,And Slaw! Those were the good old days with the Gamewell.and tickertape red bulb company out boards! And when my daughter went to school the teacher always asked what does Poppy stand for,and is you're daddy a hippy? Bob [:d]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 8:57:30 PM EDT
My wife works with a woman named "Precious Cox". I sh*t you not. We have a local burgler and small time dope dealer named "Harry Cox". No relation to Precious.
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I heard of young girl who was named Syphillus. Apparently, her mother thought it was a flower. It was pronounced "si-FIE-lus." I once met a fellow with the name "Curtis Lumpp." Yes, that's with two T's.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 9:55:38 PM EDT
I know a guy named Chris Kringle(we always called him bastard claus). My wife went to High School with 2 twin girls named Irena & Iletta Farty.
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The guy who owns the Shell station down the street is named Mahboob Butt. We crank called him one night and asked for Mr. Butt. We laughed and they hung up. Then there is a guy named Anis that works at KFC.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 10:07:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 10:10:51 PM EDT by Az_Redneck]
Went to school with a girl named Robin Crow Have a friend named Andy (Anderson) Anderson Had an account name of Richard Head and a guy by the last name Myasichi (My ass itchy) We have a Dr Human at our local hospital... And a dentist named Dr Gass And then there was a guy in the Army who was a 1st Sergeant with the last name of Major..Sgt. Major got more respect than he deserved And last but not least, you can look it up, in Mesa Arizona there is a gynechologist names Dr Bush...My ex went to him...(I wonder if his 1st name was Harry)
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 10:11:45 PM EDT
Afriend of a friend of mine, had a dad whose name was Dick Handy.
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[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 10:15:21 PM EDT by DoubleFeed]
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I once knew an oriental gentleman named Harry Dong.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 8:51:23 AM EDT
Rajabu Deschmuck... I offered him a job as an engineer...He turned it down. So Deschmuck turned down deoffer.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 9:13:37 AM EDT
Debbie Rectum or Rector? Mary Blood Larry Loballs Steve White [black guy] Steve Black [white guy] [ROFL2]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 9:56:23 AM EDT
Urban legend names: Lemonjello and Orangejello. Wife went to highschool with Lawerence Nicewonger (Larry). I went to high school with John David Hoff. He went by John David, and later just David. We would call him Jack Hoff on occasion, but he was a really nice guy, so we just let it go usually. Incidently, my initials are ASO (you figure it out!)
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Peter Service.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 10:22:51 AM EDT
A co-worker's name is Michael Hocks. He said it was difficult growing up.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 10:25:57 AM EDT
Junior High english teacher who's full name was .... " Milo Harry Ball "
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Mona Littlemore
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