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Posted: 5/9/2003 3:04:33 PM EDT
- smoking pot - eating a bowl of noodle with chopstick. No, not a Cup-O-Noodle; a real BOWL. - this is the worst: a woman stopped on a freeway lane next to a packed off-ramp for a full minute until a space opened up for her to merge. I was right behind her. Must had backed up the traffic for miles. Don't know why I didn't just get out and strangle her.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:11:58 PM EDT
Saw a woman playing a clarinet. No shit.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:20:54 PM EDT
I saw a guy once with a flatbed truck with a dog on the back. (I dont know why people do that) He went around the corner and the dog slid off the bed. (obviously, he didnt have anything to hang on to or anything stopping him) The guy didnt even notice. Meanwhile the dog wasnt hurt and started chasing the truck. There are some dumb people out there!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:28:34 PM EDT
Stare off into space while chatting on their cell phones while doing 65 mph as if they were in their living room.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:32:17 PM EDT
I drive a truck so I can see down into peoples cars easily. I stopped at a red light and I look over to my left I see a guy with those rubber drum pads all over his dash board must have been at least seven of them and he pulls out some sticks and just starts going Neil Pert until the light goes green then he puts the sticks away and drives off. I almost wet my pants from laughing.One other occasion I am driving on the highway about 0800 a guy passes me in a car wearing a suit and he is jerking off, In a suit no less. I could not believe it. What do you do when you get to work with spunk all over your clothes.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:43:22 PM EDT
dont really know of any, but my grandfather, being the old-schooler he was, was known to ram people that were fucking with him in his 67 international pickup
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:11:02 PM EDT
Saw a woman talking on [b]two[/b] cellphones while driving next to me.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:13:38 PM EDT
Flossing teeth is fckn disgusting!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:15:02 PM EDT
Where are the cops? BTT for them. I'll bet they have a story or three!! Trouble is, the REALLY stupid shit usually means body bags...
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:20:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2003 4:21:24 PM EDT by Guns_N_Shizzle]
lmfao and since when is smoking pot while driving stupid?
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:25:40 PM EDT
SEE!!!!!! it does make you dumber.............
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:39:37 PM EDT
I've seen this several times --> Applying make-up on the freeway, rear view mirror turned so she could see herself
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 5:58:49 PM EDT
I saw an old woman come to a complete stop on the inside lane of three lanes on I-85 in Greenville, SC to get to an exit. After waiting several minutes and not being able to get over since traffic was flowing around her, the woman in the passenger seat got out of the car and stopped two lanes of traffic so they could turn right to get to the exit. Imagine traffic backed-up on a major interstate for 5+ minutes so this woman could turn right. I didn't see any cars hit each other, but there were a few close encounters. There were two highway patrol cars on the grass on the other side of the road watching this (in their usual spot at I-385 & I-85, if you live in the area you know where I'm talking about). I saw one of them point and both laugh, but they didn't bother stopping the idiot.z
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:07:43 AM EDT
Whacking off. No shit, driving around the supermarket parking lot, in a convertible, beating the weasel. Think it was more mental problems than stupid though.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 4:08:19 AM EDT
Some asshole was tailgating me earlier on a non-freeway two lane road. I slowed down to 30-35 in the 50 zone and the muthafcker finally went to the other lane and gave me a middle finger. POS gave me another when the light turned green. Oh how I wish this old grey haired POS with female passenger would do this shit to a carload of gangbangers.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 4:30:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 4:39:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 4:40:41 AM EDT by TomJefferson]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 4:45:48 AM EDT
Can't tell you how many times I've passed this guy on I-25, south bound into Denver while he was in the right hand lane reading a book. I think I'd have felt more comfortable if he was smoking a joint!!!!!!! Another time I was headed home, north bound on I-25 out of Denver, and I was following a guy in a Mercedes doing about 100 mph. He came up on a Chevy Pick Up with texas plates doing the box people in stunt, driving 70 in a 75 zone paceing a Semi in the right lane. When the Mercedes started tailgating the PU, the old guy wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots, slams on his brakes (smoke rolling off the tires), comes to a complete stop in the left hand lane, and gets out and starts to walk back to the guy in the Mercedes. I almost hit the old fu#%er when I couldn't stop my car and passed the Mercedes and the PU on the side of the road!!!! Got the car stopped just at the fron fender of the PU in the median. Got out and yelled at the top of my lungs what the fuc$ is wrong with you you stupid shit, you trying to kill us!!!! I really wanted to punch him, but I got back in and drove away!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 5:46:29 AM EDT
How's about: Doing a crossword puzzle @ 65mph (no shit, pencil in hand and all) Turning around for a loooong time to yell at your kids in the back seat! Passing a bunch of people at 80+mph just to cut over 3 lanes and get off at the next exit which is only a couple of hundred feet down the road. Changing clothes. And the absolute worst.....PICKING YOUR NOSE AND EATING IT [:X*]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 5:53:19 AM EDT
Having sex[sex]
DARCO TRANSPORTATION and State Insurance Fund, Petitioners, v. Elmer O. DULEN and The Workers' Compensation Court, Respondents. [922 P.2d 592] On Certiorari to the Court of Appeals, Division No. 4. ¶0 Dulen [employee or claimant] sought compensation for injuries sustained in an on-the-job accident. Maintaining Dulen, when hurt, had abandoned his employment and was engaged in horseplay, the employer attempted to defeat the claim. The trial judge found that Dulen's injuries were compensable because they occurred in the course of and arose out of his employment. A three-judge panel upheld the trial judge's order and awarded compensation. The Court of Appeals sustained the panel's decision. On certiorari previously granted, THE OPINION OF THE COURT OF APPEALS IS VACATED AND THE ORDER OF THE THREE-JUDGE PANEL SUSTAINED. Kelly M. Greenough, Robert Highsaw, State Insurance Fund, Tulsa, for Petitioners. Matthew J. Graves, John S. Oldfield, Oldfield & Coker, Oklahoma City, for Respondents. OPALA, Justice. ¶1 The answers to two questions are dispositive of whether Dulen's [employee or claimant] injuries are compensable under Oklahoma's workers' compensation regime. The pertinent queries are: (1) Had the claimant abandoned his employment when he was injured? and (2) Is the risk of being struck by a train at a railroad crossing purely personal or does it have a causal connection with, so as to arise out of, Dulen's employment with Darco Transportation [Darco or employer]? [922 P.2d 593] We answer the first question in the negative and the latter in the affirmative. I THE ANATOMY OF LITIGATION ¶2 Dulen was injured when a tractor-trailer rig, which he was driving, entered a railroad crossing and was struck by an oncoming train. Dulen and Polly Freeman [Freeman], his co-driver, were hired by Darco to transport goods cross-country. On the night of September 7, 1993 Dulen stopped his rig behind another truck (also a Darco rig) when the signal arms at a railroad crossing lowered. The arms malfunctioned and came up before the train had reached the intersection. The first Darco truck proceeded across the tracks and Dulen followed. While the first truck avoided being hit, the claimant's rig was rammed by the train. The record discloses that the protective arms did not relower until Dulen's semi was on the tracks. ¶3 Freeman died as a result of the accident and Dulen was severely hurt. At the scene of the collision a female traffic investigator (with the local police department) noticed that Freeman, who was clad only in a T-shirt, sustained physical injuries primarily to the right side of her body. She observed that Dulen's pants were unbuttoned, unzipped and resting mid-hip when he was readied for transportation to the hospital. Her report also reflects that the passenger door on Dulen's rig was intact but the driver-side windshield and door were knocked out. ¶4 Apart from the investigating officer's report and testimony, there was other evidence about Dulen and Freeman's attire on the night of the accident. It shows that on occasion male truck drivers, when on long hauls, do unbutton their pants for comfort's sake.1 There was also testimony that the claimant's rig was equipped with a sleeping facility and that Freeman, when travelling, slept only in a T-shirt.2 ¶5 After Dulen was admitted to the hospital, the investigator approached him there for information to complete a supplemental accident report. The officer questioned the claimant - then in apparent shock and suffering from lacerations and fractures of the face, jaw and body - about how the accident had happened. She noted in her report that Dulen said, "I was fucking her and now, oh, my God, I have killed her."3 According to the officer, Dulen told her that, when the accident occurred, Freeman was sitting in his lap facing him. ¶6 In later testimony Dulen explained that - by his earlier statement at the hospital - he meant that he had been living in an intimate relationship with Freeman for five months before the accident and felt responsible for her death because she was driving with him.4 He denied telling the officer that Freeman, when killed, was sitting in his lap and that they were having sex. Other evidence before the trial tribunal reveals that there was not enough room between the steering wheel and the seat for two people (of Dulen and Freeman's size) physically to fill that space together. ¶7 The trial judge found the claimant's injuries (1) occurred in the course of and arose out of his employment and (2) resulted directly from the railroad-crossing arms' malfunction.5 Dulen appealed to secure temporary total disability. After reviewing the record, a three-judge panel modified the trial tribunal's order by awarding temporary total disability and setting a counsel fee. The employer appealed; the Court of Appeals [922 P.2d 594] sustained the three-judge panel's order. Employer's certiorari quest followed.
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Link Posted: 5/10/2003 5:59:18 AM EDT
Riding from Prescott to Oak Creek Canyon, I picked up a tailgater..Had her kid in her lap, was on the cellphone, and was looking at what appeared to be recently taken polaroids..Now this road is mountanious, and really narrow.. I pulled over, and let her pass, cause if she was'nt looking at the road, she sure was'nt going to notice the person on the Duc 350 in front of her.. She must have hit the first 25 MPH hairpin at nearly 50 by the sound of the screeching tires.. Meplat-
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 6:06:29 AM EDT
Watch people go around a lowered gate at a RR Crossing when the LOCO is 20 feet away and moving !
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 6:06:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 6:13:22 AM EDT by 9X19]
Typical things people do in Washington, DC metro area while driving: -Putting on make-up. Why can't they do this at home like I do? -Eating a bowl of cereal, while reading the newspaper, with occasional sips of coffee -Reading newspapers spread out over the steering wheel, also reading magazines and books -Faxing documents, on I-95 in rush hour one morning -Dry shaving with a cheap, white Bic razor. When he nearly hit me, I used my horn. That was when he cut himself, and when I noticed why he wasn't paying attention. I am sure he blamed me for his wound instead of his own stupidity. -Smoking pot on the Fairfax County Parkway, a four-lane divided highway. You guessed it. He was traveling in the left lane. -Of course, talking on the cell phone. These are the only people who aren't flipping everyone off for blowing the horn at them as they performing their other activities, because they are completely oblivious to the world around them. - A car ran out in front of me and then stopped in the road, on a two-lane road. I thought his car stalled,so I drove around him on the right since there was a turn lane. At the traffic light, he got out and came up to my window ranting and screaming. I told him he should get the hell away from me and get back in his car. Then he noticed my hand in my bag, he couldn't see what I was holding, but his eyes got huge and he ran back to his car. -A semi with a flatbed trailer crowded me out of my lane, while looking at me in the mirror. He never signalled. Fortunately, the car in the lane to my left saw what was happening and pulled into the emergency lane to let me over before he crushed me. Thank God, not everyone is an asshole or an idiot. I saw a red 90 something model of Escort in the left lane of the Beltway make a sharp right turn and drive straight across 4-5 lanes of extremely heavy traffic and proceed up the exit to route 650, Gallows Road. The traffic was heavy but flowing well, until it came to an abrupt stop right before this idiot did this.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 6:11:29 AM EDT
On my way home from work the other morning I passed two cars going the other direction. I swear the woman driving the second car was SLEEPING (or dead). Her head was tilted back on the headrest to one side and she was slackjawed!
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 6:22:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/10/2003 6:22:59 AM EDT by Jim_Dandy]
The funniest thing I've seen was some dickweed who'd hit a pole. At eastbound I-44 and Airport Road in Oklahoma City, there is a pole off to the right shoulder of the road next to one of those sound barrier walls (if you're familiar with the area, there's just one pole between the road and the wall). Anyway, I was driving into Oklahoma City a few years back during a rain storm. There was a NEW Camaro (it still had the temporary paper tag in the back window) with its front end smashed up against this pole. It had been carrying a carload of teenagers (they were unhurt) and the person who I guess was the driver, was out kicking the pole and venting his frustrations. I wish I could've slowed down to yell something.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 7:25:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 9X19: ....do in Washington, DC metro area. - A car ran out in front of me and then stopped in the road, on a two-lane road.
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Hell, I live in Rural Oregon, we have Dogs, cats, and deer do that all the time!! [snoopy]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 2:25:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: Some asshole was tailgating me earlier on a non-freeway two lane road. I slowed down to 30-35 in the 50 zone and the muthafcker finally went to the other lane and gave me a middle finger. POS gave me another when the light turned green. Oh how I wish this old grey haired POS with female passenger would do this shit to a carload of gangbangers.
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You hit one of my pet peaves. I just really hate the guys who will risk your life and theirs just so they can get 20' further down the road. Had a guy once in TX pass me almost running me in the ditch with a congested intersection right ahead. When I pulled up behind him I couldn't help but laugh for he had made all of one car length more than if he had driven sensealbe. He jumps out with road rage wanting to kick my butt. This guys got his wife and kid in the car, talk about stupid. I just look at him, smile, and say calmly "Do you really want me to shoot you over this? Now think of your wife and family and get back in your car." The guy turned white when he realized how stupid he was behaving. It was hilarious for you could see the light bulb go off. "Damn, what am I doing." The landscapers on the side of the road literaly fell down in the grass laughing. 20' is not worth your life!
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Once I had to scold this assclown who endangered his whole family too. Those times when you here of an incident when some dude gets shot and says he doesn't know why they shot him, I think he was fcking with the other driver but didn't want to tell the polcie that. I think your most likely to be shot on the road because your were fcking with someone rather than it being at random.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:27:45 PM EDT
Talking on a cell phone while smoking AND putting on makeup! STUPID B!TCH
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:49:16 PM EDT
A cop driving down a 2 lane paved road at 10:15 PM 5/9/03 followed by traffic(directly behind him), no lights, no siren, nothing! Not chasing anyone. They were doing this for at least 1.5 miles because I could see the cars lights behind him, flickering or going on and off for that stretch, indicating a bad light or a complete idiot with no lights on in front of the CIVILIANS vehicle. I have no idea what they were doing, but I was leaning to the right in my drivers seat when I met them on the road. I thought I was dreaming, but then I added up the total IQ of the local law enforcement AROUND HERE and it didn't add up to a respectible earthquake, I continued driving to the hospital to check on my daughter.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 4:05:04 PM EDT
I saw one jerkoff [literally] watching a fucking porn movie on one of those in car video systems while driving.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 4:08:58 PM EDT
Too much to list!!! 9X19 are you sure the Semi driver actually saw you in the mirror? We have major blind spots along side of our trucks. The stupidist thing is actually a tie. St. Louis a pickup with driver, wife, 4 kids (1 baby not in a baby seat) (standard cab) jumps right out in front of me (I drive a Semi) and stomps the brakes because he realized he was getting on the wrong way. I had to lock all 18. Yesterday a camaro pulls out from a stop sign in front of me and comes at me in my lane. Once again I had to lock them up. Did several thausand dollars worth of damage to the machinery in the trailer and he took off. Cops said they couldn't do anything. And last, I81 in VA exit 210. Chevy blazer gets on interstate. I saw her coming down the ramp so move to the left lane. She continues to come over. I take as much of the shoulder as I can, lay on the big horn and stomp the brakes. I take the blazer all the way down the side of the truck. Busted about $5000 worth of fibreglass bumper cover, fender, steps and fairings on the truck. When cop asked her why she came over, she tells him that she did it to get out of the way of the car that was getting on behind her. There was no other car. And, she wanted the cop to arrest me for cussing her out because I asked her what the F her problem was. Officer says that she should be glad I am as good a driver as I am or else she would be F'ing dead. Too many instances of reading, drinking and sex. When you sit up about 8' in the air, you can see everything that goes on and you probably wouldn't believe half of it. Who needs nudie bars? Not when you drive a semi. Oh, and thanks to all the beautiful ladies that wear short skirts, daisy dukes, low cut blouses, or just completely whip it out for us to see it all. And we do. To the ladies who are more modest, a word of warning, when you pull your skirt up to keep your legs cool in the car, we can see a lot more than you think we can. So, if you want to show it off, thanks, if not (and I respect that) remember, I am watching you. [}:D]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 8:55:53 AM EDT
When I was in my 20's and was temporarily laid off from work I went to the mountains with a friend to his families vacation house. We were on the PA Turnpike going about 70mph. He was driving, eating a corned beef special (sandwich) and rolling a joint all at the same time.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 9:37:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/11/2003 9:38:00 AM EDT by Vulcan94]
Originally Posted By Princeton: When I was in my 20's and was temporarily laid off from work I went to the mountains with a friend to his families vacation house. We were on the PA Turnpike going about 70mph. He was driving, eating a corned beef special (sandwich) and rolling a joint all at the same time.
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You never can tell when the munchies will hit you! [ROFL2] Vulcan94
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 10:36:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Princeton: When I was in my 20's and was temporarily laid off from work I went to the mountains with a friend to his families vacation house. We were on the PA Turnpike going about 70mph. He was driving, eating a corned beef special (sandwich) and rolling a joint all at the same time.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA I might know him.. was it a green and white 66 Ford pickup??
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 10:37:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BigT: Saw a woman playing a clarinet. No shit.
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OMFG !!! That is sooooo funny..
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 11:12:12 AM EDT
I don't know how this womenz was doing it, but she was driving with her left foot out the window on top of the side mirror. Must have been a contortionist or something. Another time I was behind this moron who kept swerving because he was turning around and waiving his hands in the air while talking everyone in the car. It was like steering and paying attention to the road was a non-concern to him.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 11:22:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/11/2003 11:24:02 AM EDT by bulldog1967]
Again here in the DC area. Was driving around the beltway on my motorcycle, and was in the far left lane passing everyone. Look right and here come Mrs. Soccer Mom in her mini van full of kids. She is one the cell phone....and she is coming into my lane. I'm honking, screaming, etc. no avail. Finally I got her attention by planting a size 11 workboot in her passenger side door. That woke her up.
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