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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:24:29 PM EDT
I have been seeing advertisements on TV for this stuff just wondering if it actually works. Not that I am getting any complaints it just would be fun to put a little scare into my girlfriend[sex]. Oh well there is always a desert eagle if it doesn't work out
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:25:47 PM EDT
Paging Lordtrader...
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:26:23 PM EDT
Male enhancement? you mean like a haircut or something?
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:28:33 PM EDT
Or do you mean a good looking babe on each arm? Thats all the enhancement I need.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:29:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rainman: Male enhancement? you mean like a haircut or something?
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Nope, think of it as a conversion kit to convert my .32 to a 44 mag.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:32:51 PM EDT
Its my understanding that if you shave down south and lose the gut your "willy" won't really be "a .45" but will have the illusion of being a ".45-70". [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:33:01 PM EDT
This what you're talking about? : [url=http://www.enzyte.com]Enzyte, the Effective Reliable Way to Natural Male Enhancement[/url]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:38:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 7IDL: This what you're talking about? : [url=http://www.enzyte.com]Enzyte, the Effective Reliable Way to Natural Male Enhancement[/url]
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yep just wondering if it works or not.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:59:40 PM EDT
If it did, we'd be putting it in the drinking water.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:22:18 PM EDT
I have been using Enzyte for over a year now. Instead of looking Irish, it is close to Scottish.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:27:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By racer934: I have been using Enzyte for over a year now. Instead of looking Irish, it is close to Scottish.
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[lolabove]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:30:15 PM EDT
Not as a personal attack, but usually taking a shower ususally works for alot of guys..lol.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:39:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By racer934: I have been using Enzyte for over a year now. Instead of looking Irish, it is close to Scottish.
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Oh the old Irish curse!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:49:34 PM EDT
If I'd responded to every such spam advertisement I get in my email, and they'd all worked as advertised, right now I'd be hauling around nine hundred inches of schlong in a motorized wheelbarrow, and I'd pass out whenever I started to get an erection due to an insufficient blood supply for the task. It takes a lot of fluid to pressurize that much hose! Put simply, NO, IT DOES NOT WORK. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY. (No, I haven't tried this. I have my hands full enough already! [:D] ) For fifteen bucks, I'll send you a kit that actually appears to work. It's a magnifying glass with an instruction booklet. You've got what you've got. Live with it. Date smaller women if you're unsatisfied with your allotment. CJ
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:57:25 PM EDT
I think Lordtrader tried this stuff about a year and half ago. He has not had a date or sex except withhimself in that time period. Use at your own risk.[>Q]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:34:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:59:57 PM EDT
I personally find this offensive.I can understand people that might have this problem because I have the exact opposite problem.Do you know how many girlfriends I've lost once they get a look at the size of my manhood!!Almost all say it would be like having a baby.Not to mention the back problems I have from lugging that thing around.I'm telling you,it's a curse.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:20:34 PM EDT
I am now going to perform the text equivalent of Photoshopping on your statement:
Originally Posted By GreyGhost: I personally find this offensive.I can understand people that might have this problem because I have the problem.Do you know how many girlfriends I've lost once they get a look at the size of my manhood!!Almost all say it would be like having a baby mouse. Not to mention the back problems I have from lugging that electron microscope around. I'm telling you,it's a curse.
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All in good fun. [lol] CJ
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:28:15 PM EDT
Oh Man,that was dirty!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:28:24 PM EDT
[b]I'd post a picture of my enhanced schwang, but you cheap bastards probably all have those small 14 inch computer monitors.[/b]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:32:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Troy: Women are FAR more interested in the size of your WALLET than your penis, because the size of your wallet is an indicator of how successful you are in life. Women generally want confident men who will help them gain security, social position, and stability. Work on those things, and you'll never need to worry about the size of your willy. -Troy
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Well said Troy, that is on the money!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 4:35:19 PM EDT
I'll say it does [img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/141064/Mrbeanexcited.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 8:13:49 PM EDT
disturbing picture!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 8:42:30 PM EDT
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I hope this isn't pushing the rulz. [url]http://www.ehowa.com/mythoughts/bigpcontest.html[/url]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 7:57:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rainman: Its my understanding that if you shave down south and lose the gut your "willy" won't really be "a .45" but will have the illusion of being a ".45-70". [:D]
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I endorse this from personal experience. You don't even need to shave - you can just use a hair or beard trimmer to trim all the hair off. Presto - instant optical enhancement! You may also enjoy, ummm, how shall I put this, increased intimacy due to the reduced presence of interfering hair.
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