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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:25:47 PM EDT
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Paging Lordtrader...
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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:26:23 PM EDT
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Male enhancement? you mean like a haircut or something?
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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:28:33 PM EDT
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Or do you mean a good looking babe on each arm?
Thats all the enhancement I need. |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:29:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: Male enhancement? you mean like a haircut or something? Nope, think of it as a conversion kit to convert my .32 to a 44 mag. |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:32:51 PM EDT
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Its my understanding that if you shave down south and lose the gut your "willy" won't really be "a .45" but will have the illusion of being a ".45-70". [:D]
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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:33:01 PM EDT
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This what you're talking about? :
[url=http://www.enzyte.com]Enzyte, the Effective Reliable Way to Natural Male Enhancement[/url] |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:38:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: This what you're talking about? : [url=http://www.enzyte.com]Enzyte, the Effective Reliable Way to Natural Male Enhancement[/url] yep just wondering if it works or not. |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:59:40 PM EDT
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If it did, we'd be putting it in the drinking water.
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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:22:18 PM EDT
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I have been using Enzyte for over a year now.
Instead of looking Irish, it is close to Scottish. |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:27:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: I have been using Enzyte for over a year now. Instead of looking Irish, it is close to Scottish. [lolabove] |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:30:15 PM EDT
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Not as a personal attack, but usually taking a shower ususally works for alot of guys..lol.
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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:39:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: I have been using Enzyte for over a year now. Instead of looking Irish, it is close to Scottish. Oh the old Irish curse! |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:49:34 PM EDT
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If I'd responded to every such spam advertisement I get in my email, and they'd all worked as advertised, right now I'd be hauling around nine hundred inches of schlong in a motorized wheelbarrow, and I'd pass out whenever I started to get an erection due to an insufficient blood supply for the task. It takes a lot of fluid to pressurize that much hose!
Put simply, NO, IT DOES NOT WORK. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY. (No, I haven't tried this. I have my hands full enough already! [:D] ) For fifteen bucks, I'll send you a kit that actually appears to work. It's a magnifying glass with an instruction booklet. You've got what you've got. Live with it. Date smaller women if you're unsatisfied with your allotment. CJ |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 2:57:25 PM EDT
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I think Lordtrader tried this stuff about a year and half ago. He has not had a date or sex except withhimself in that time period. Use at your own risk.[>Q]
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Posted: 5/9/2003 3:34:33 PM EDT
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Women are FAR more interested in the size of your WALLET than your penis, because the size of your wallet is an indicator of how successful you are in life. Women generally want confident men who will help them gain security, social position, and stability. Work on those things, and you'll never need to worry about the size of your willy.
-Troy |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 3:59:57 PM EDT
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I personally find this offensive.I can understand people that might have this problem because I have the exact opposite problem.Do you know how many girlfriends I've lost once they get a look at the size of my manhood!!Almost all say it would be like having a baby.Not to mention the back problems I have from lugging that thing around.I'm telling you,it's a curse.
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Posted: 5/9/2003 4:20:34 PM EDT
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I am now going to perform the text equivalent of Photoshopping on your statement:
Quoted: I personally find this offensive.I can understand people that might have this problem because I have the problem.Do you know how many girlfriends I've lost once they get a look at the size of my manhood!!Almost all say it would be like having a baby mouse. Not to mention the back problems I have from lugging that electron microscope around. I'm telling you,it's a curse. All in good fun. [lol] CJ |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 4:28:15 PM EDT
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Oh Man,that was dirty!!!
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Posted: 5/9/2003 4:28:24 PM EDT
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[b]I'd post a picture of my enhanced schwang, but you cheap bastards probably all have those small 14 inch computer monitors.[/b]
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Posted: 5/9/2003 4:32:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Women are FAR more interested in the size of your WALLET than your penis, because the size of your wallet is an indicator of how successful you are in life. Women generally want confident men who will help them gain security, social position, and stability. Work on those things, and you'll never need to worry about the size of your willy. -Troy Well said Troy, that is on the money! |
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Posted: 5/9/2003 4:35:19 PM EDT
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I'll say it does [img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/141064/Mrbeanexcited.gif[/img]
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Posted: 5/9/2003 8:13:49 PM EDT
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disturbing picture!!!
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Posted: 5/9/2003 8:42:30 PM EDT
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I hope this isn't pushing the rulz.
[url]http://www.ehowa.com/mythoughts/bigpcontest.html[/url] |
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Posted: 5/10/2003 7:57:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: Its my understanding that if you shave down south and lose the gut your "willy" won't really be "a .45" but will have the illusion of being a ".45-70". [:D] I endorse this from personal experience. You don't even need to shave - you can just use a hair or beard trimmer to trim all the hair off. Presto - instant optical enhancement! You may also enjoy, ummm, how shall I put this, increased intimacy due to the reduced presence of interfering hair. |
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