...There was this couple that was married for 20 years,and
every time they made love the husband always insistedon shutting off the
lights.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid.She figured she
would break him out of the crazy habit.So one night, while they were in the
middle of a romantic session,she turned on the lights.She looked down and
saw her husband was holding a battery operated dildo.She got completely
upset."You impotent bastard," she screamed at him,"How could you be lying to
me all of these years?You better explain yourself!"The husband looks her
straight in the eyes andsays calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain
the kids."

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man thatd suck to not be able to fuck your own wife. [:(]

Ahhh, what a romantic.

MUUAAAHAHAHA!!  [ROFL2]  a regular Don Juan.

I don't know man...Some women just aren't worth doin...[puke]

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I guess the younger crowd missed that one!!! [lol]

I love that joke.

[b]THE FATHER[/b]


A little boy was riding on a bus one day when he saw a man with his collar turned around. the little boy asked him why he had his collar turned around and the man replied: "I am a Father." the little boy said: "My father doesnt turn his collar around." The man said: "I am a father of many." The little boy then replied: "Well my father has 2 boys and 2 girls besides me." Finally The man was growing impatient and he said: "I am a father of hundreds." The little boy seemed awed. Then when they were getting off the bus the little boy whispered to the man: "maybe you need to wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

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Heres a sex tip, next time u do your wife place your AR next to her, keep one hand on her and one hand on your AR, this may help. lol

[LOLabove]

Just make sure you shoot the right load off!!

I remember one year, I was on Okinanwa, and one of my roomates had a double-m he had picked up at the club blowing him when I came back into the room to drink some beer the next morning after breakfast.

He grabbed her by the back of the hair and offered some. I declined with the standard line about being awake and able to jerk off....

It makes me tear up even now....'What greater love for his fellow Marines can a man have, then to insist on sharing his w-m?'