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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:28:30 AM EDT
...There was this couple that was married for 20 years,and every time they made love the husband always insistedon shutting off the lights.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid.She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session,she turned on the lights.She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated dildo.She got completely upset."You impotent bastard," she screamed at him,"How could you be lying to me all of these years?You better explain yourself!"The husband looks her straight in the eyes andsays calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:37:37 AM EDT
[LOLabove]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:01:40 AM EDT
man thatd suck to not be able to fuck your own wife. [:(]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:04:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WolfAR15: man thatd suck to not be able to fuck your own wife. [:(]
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Ahhh, what a romantic.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:15:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
Originally Posted By WolfAR15: man thatd suck to not be able to fuck your own wife. [:(]
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Ahhh, what a romantic.
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MUUAAAHAHAHA!! [ROFL2] a regular Don Juan.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:35:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/8/2003 10:42:27 PM EDT by NME]
Originally Posted By WolfAR15: man thatd suck to not be able to fuck your own wife. [:(]
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I don't know man...Some women just aren't worth doin...[puke]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:37:56 PM EDT
[lol] [rofl] [rofl2] I guess the younger crowd missed that one!!! [lol]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:53:51 PM EDT
I love that joke.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:20:45 PM EDT
[b]THE FATHER[/b] A little boy was riding on a bus one day when he saw a man with his collar turned around. the little boy asked him why he had his collar turned around and the man replied: "I am a Father." the little boy said: "My father doesnt turn his collar around." The man said: "I am a father of many." The little boy then replied: "Well my father has 2 boys and 2 girls besides me." Finally The man was growing impatient and he said: "I am a father of hundreds." The little boy seemed awed. Then when they were getting off the bus the little boy whispered to the man: "maybe you need to wear your pants backwards instead of your collar." [lol]
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:31:41 PM EDT
Heres a sex tip, next time u do your wife place your AR next to her, keep one hand on her and one hand on your AR, this may help. lol
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 3:39:51 PM EDT
[LOLabove] Just make sure you shoot the right load off!!
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 4:52:12 PM EDT
I remember one year, I was on Okinanwa, and one of my roomates had a double-m he had picked up at the club blowing him when I came back into the room to drink some beer the next morning after breakfast. He grabbed her by the back of the hair and offered some. I declined with the standard line about being awake and able to jerk off.... It makes me tear up even now....'What greater love for his fellow Marines can a man have, then to insist on sharing his w-m?'
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