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Posted: 5/7/2003 2:43:43 PM EDT
I think I'm gonna be sick. I just got back from Mcdonalds and was about to take a big bite out of my $1 double cheeseburger. Right when it was at my mouth a saw a giant ant crawling down my arm. AAAhhhh! I am freaking out! Now I got no dinner.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 2:47:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2003 2:48:19 PM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Let me get this right, You will eat a cow but not an ant? How come you are more grossed out by an ant than a cow?
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 2:48:29 PM EDT
eat that sonofabitch! the hells wrong with you?
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 2:50:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By redray: eat that sonofabitch! the hells wrong with you?
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Thats what I was thinking. I've eaten ants before. They're actually pretty tasty [:D]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 2:50:42 PM EDT
why u upset? he wont eat much.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 2:53:48 PM EDT
EAT IT.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 2:55:26 PM EDT
Oh Yea.! I just left Burger King. Took a big bite of my Bacon Cheese Burger and pulled out a piece of hair about two foot long. Talk about loosing your apitite.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 2:56:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U: You will eat a cow but not an ant? How come you are more grossed out by an ant than a cow?
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A hamburger, not a cow. They're not the same thing. One has big brown baleful eyes and the other is red and crumbly and comes in a styrofoam container or a 5 pound chub. What I don't get is Kristofer didn't actually see the ant emerge from the burger. At 1/6th of the world's biomass, I'd say let the ants do what they want.
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Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:01:14 PM EDT
once when i was "working" at a fast food place, we peed in the secret sauce. am i kidding??
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:02:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2003 3:02:31 PM EDT by warlord]
So what? if it is just an ant, at least you can see it. My grandfather who used to own many resturants before he died, and he refused to eat hamburgers and hot dogs. Anyways kinda looks awful, but remember the F16 pilot Capt Scott O'Grady who was shot down over Bosnia? The stupid $hit Matt Lauer asked him during an interview "what was the toughest thing about eating ants?" before he was rescued. Capt O'Grady's reply was "catching 'em."
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:03:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EX11B: why u upset? he wont eat much.
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That freeloading SOB. I spent my hard earned dollar on that burger. My skin is still crawling. I HATE bugs!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:03:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:04:16 PM EDT
Bugs have more protein per pound than most other animals, or so I've heard.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:06:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Originally Posted By OffRoad: once when i was "working" at a fast food place, we peed in the secret sauce. am i kidding??
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You'd better be. Otherwise your a fuckin' criminal, and a waste of blood to boot. [brick]
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What would you say to me sneaking meat into vegetarian sandwiches at my old job?
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:07:16 PM EDT
Quit your complaining. That ant was probably the only real meat in that cheeseburger!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:08:44 PM EDT
Eat it wuss![:d]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:10:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2003 3:11:56 PM EDT by operatorerror]
Originally Posted By Spade:
Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Originally Posted By OffRoad: once when i was "working" at a fast food place, we peed in the secret sauce. am i kidding??
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You'd better be. Otherwise your a fuckin' criminal, and a waste of blood to boot. [brick]
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What would you say to me sneaking meat into vegetarian sandwiches at my old job?
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That's just funny! friggin' vegan homos. Edited to say that pissing in the food is NOT funny.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:18:43 PM EDT
i was just kidding. dude, that would be crossing the line. the worst thing we ever did was write obscene messages on the saran wrap that we covered the food in at the end of the night. my favourites were : i want your body and who lives in a pineapple under the sea? but they got a lot more obscene than that.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:21:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2003 3:22:32 PM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Originally Posted By operatorerror: friggin' vegan homos.
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I take it you think I am a Homo? i am not a Vegan but a vegetarian, does that make me only half gay? Not good to directly call people fucked up names on here for no good reason dude
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:22:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Spade: What would you say to me sneaking meat into vegetarian sandwiches at my old job?
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You DA Man! The any wouldnt bother me that much. I been in food and drink manfacturing plants. I have said I will never eat again a few times but its a hard habit to break. On all this stuff you problay have eaten it before and if your reading this you and I am still alive, So I wouldnt be that concerned.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:30:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U:
Originally Posted By operatorerror: friggin' vegan homos.
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I take it you think I am a Homo? i am not a Vegan but a vegetarian, does that make me only half gay? Not good to directly call people fucked up names on here for no good reason dude
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sigh Take a pill. It wasn't personal. I live in the capitol of vegan/homo/liberal/politically correct land. I thought I could get away with this here. Guess not.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:30:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U:
Originally Posted By operatorerror: friggin' vegan homos.
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I take it you think I am a Homo? i am not a Vegan but a vegetarian, does that make me only half gay? Not good to directly call people fucked up names on here for no good reason dude
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hehe, Internet badass
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:32:55 PM EDT
"I iz Antman!" One time I was a McD's and I there was an ant on me too! I flicked it on the table and squased it with a greasy fry. Hey! The bastard wanted food I let it have it!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:35:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Taxman:
Originally Posted By Spade: What would you say to me sneaking meat into vegetarian sandwiches at my old job?
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You DA Man! The any wouldnt bother me that much. I been in food and drink manfacturing plants. I have said I will never eat again a few times but its a hard habit to break. On all this stuff you problay have eaten it before and if your reading this you and I am still alive, So I wouldnt be that concerned.
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Tell us more.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:37:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:41:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gaspain: hehe, Internet badass
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Who, me or him?
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:53:39 PM EDT
best news I've heard all day......
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:59:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SeaDweller:
Originally Posted By Taxman:
Originally Posted By Spade: What would you say to me sneaking meat into vegetarian sandwiches at my old job?
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You DA Man! The any wouldnt bother me that much. I been in food and drink manfacturing plants. I have said I will never eat again a few times but its a hard habit to break. On all this stuff you problay have eaten it before and if your reading this you and I am still alive, So I wouldnt be that concerned.
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Tell us more.
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Want to know some more message me.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 4:06:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2003 4:07:56 PM EDT by Bobby_the_Hun]
Originally Posted By Kristofer: I think I'm gonna be sick. I just got back from Mcdonalds and was about to take a big bite out of my $1 double cheeseburger. Right when it was at my mouth a saw a giant ant crawling down my arm. AAAhhhh! I am freaking out! Now I got no dinner.
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HEY ! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ANT ?[shock]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 4:08:01 PM EDT
That's another reason I don't eat fast food...[:X*]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 4:35:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun: HEY ! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ANT ?[shock]
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This is AR15.com, right?[heavy]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 5:24:37 PM EDT
***Notice how you're from the north....you see, down south stuff like that don't happen
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 5:39:37 PM EDT
Whaddya complaining about? The ant probably has more meat on it than the "cheeseburger" anyway. Be glad they didn't charge you extra for it.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 5:42:33 PM EDT
Was the ant next to a little curly hair?
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 5:48:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BigT: Was the ant next to a little curly hair?
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Sir, are you implying that the ant was actually a pubic louse? Damn, Kristofer...you got a cheeseburger with crabs for the price of a regular cheeseburger. How ya feeling now? [}:D]
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