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Posted: 5/6/2003 3:26:08 PM EDT
While sitting in my cube musing about my work, the voice "C-A-L-L-A-T-T, it's free for you, and cheap for them" suddenly entered my head. How old is he now? In his forties? What talent does he possess that AT&T is still paying him to do ads? He is supposed to be a "comedian", but having seen him on TV I have yet to crack a smile. His face is showing his age, which is making him look freakish. Yet he's probably making more money than most of us here. I will probably be hearing "C-A-L-L-A-T-T" until Alzheimer comes and takes away the pain.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:33:24 PM EDT
I personally think those commercials suck. Not the least bit funny.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:34:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:35:29 PM EDT
He used to have a wierd show on the Cartoon Network, but he looks exactly the same now as he did back then, and that 10+ years ago. I think he's a dumbass.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:36:07 PM EDT
Went to his show, got the T-shirt...signed even. His stand-up show and his commercials are two different things. ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:36:40 PM EDT
He is the unholy spawn of an unfunny dark being. Kill on Sight
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:39:19 PM EDT
Carrot Top blows. There's a hilarious recording of Norm MacDonald just tearing Carrot Top apart on the Conan O'Brien show. Let me try to find it, it's unbelievably funny. HERE IT IS!! Sooooooo damn funny! [url]http://www.fakenews.net/archive/transcripts/a/1997_05_conan_a.rm[/url]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:47:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet: Went to his show, got the T-shirt...signed even. His stand-up show and his commercials are two different things. ByteTheBullet (-:
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I agree. I've seem him a few times live and he is hilarious as all hell
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:48:13 PM EDT
actually, I think he's a JACKASS.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:54:59 PM EDT
he sucks
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:06:25 PM EDT
I find him funny for his toys that he shows off. Like the bulimia bowl.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:08:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 4:10:10 PM EDT by SeaDweller]
He's a freaking moron jackass ugly SOB. Those ATT commercials really shouldn't zoom up on that abomination.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:10:48 PM EDT
Is Carrot Top funny?
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Is Bill Clinton monogamous?
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:11:41 PM EDT
If there was a bounty, there wouldn't be a problem. Come to think of it, it would probably count as a mercy killing. He is the opposite of funny.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:12:30 PM EDT
hes almost as funny as being sodomized by 8 prison inmates at the same time
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:17:05 PM EDT
No, he's not funny, just stupid and gay. I don't know how old he really is but he's like a little kid/stoner that never grew up and is incredibly annoying. JMHO
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:22:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:13:43 PM EDT
No, that anoying woman ain't funny!!
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:51:01 PM EDT
I think NOT!!!!! Bobwrench
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:52:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 6:07:17 PM EDT by Ire]
He's a damned fool who should be have his legs broken and then have a pack of wild dogs released on him.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:01:05 PM EDT
Christ you people are brutal....[;D]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:06:27 PM EDT
He's annoyingly funny, unfortunately the funny part fades rapidly.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:06:54 PM EDT
mr carrot top the unfunny had a stand up gig here in corpus not too long ago (probably cause he couldnt get a gig in a real city) and the commercials for it showed him making fun of george bush. fuck him
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:09:19 PM EDT
I saw him make a comment about the show Family Ties once, calling Michael J Fox a smart Republican while the rest of the family were a bunch of morons.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:12:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:44:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 6:44:51 PM EDT by BusMaster007]
I'll probably catch hell for this, but... About 10 years ago I saw Carrot Top on some 'Special'. I was laughing so hard I was literally in tears to the point of wanting to stop 'cuz it hurt to laugh more! That particular show was incredibly hilarious. Lately, in those AT&T commercials, he looks like some sorry old fag (I mean REALLY sorry.) Shucks. I feel like I've been tricked. [;D]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:55:47 PM EDT
For prop comedy, I prefer The Legendary WID.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 7:00:09 PM EDT
Well, Hell No. Somebody needs to take the handset from one of those pay-phones and just beat the orange outa' him.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 7:22:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 7:24:25 PM EDT by Pale_Rifle]
He's about as funny as a gut full'o pin-worms[puke]which makes him just a little more funny than Jerry Swinefeld
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 9:06:01 PM EDT
I've seen him do a live show and he's frigging funny as hell.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 9:35:31 PM EDT
He tried to buy weed off me once (Back in the day) t
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 9:57:13 PM EDT
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